[jdcamb]

My Cousin bought a house outside Toronto. It was in Bad Shape. I helped her remodel it along with the guest house. Well after the work was complete I was to stay in the guest house for free into forever. Well after I furnished it and repaired the pool. Her wife's Mom moved in and stayed. I want my money back. Courts in Ontario work differently then here. If you blow off a hearing you forfeit your defense and the guy with the wig makes a judgement in your favour,

 

[skibunny24]

My Cousin bought a house outside Toronto. It was in Bad Shape. I helped her remodel it along with the guest house. Well after the work was complete I was to stay in the guest house for free into forever. Well after I furnished it and repaired the pool. Her wife's Mom moved in and stayed. I want my money back. Courts in Ontario work differently then here. If you blow off a hearing you forfeit your defense and the guy with the wig makes a judgement in your favour,

This really belongs in the "My Family Member Sucks" thread If I had a guest house, I would make the same offer, then follow through! I'm hoping my raise is big so I can afford a contractor to help from time to time....

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Any day at the end of which I am really sore is a good day.

 

[jdcamb]

Two things. Crushed Red Pepper is the best Pepper. Other Peppers are good. But they are not Crushed Red Pepper. Remember that and everything will be fine. I can't get behind the Cubs. They put Celery salt on Hot Dogs there. That's like ketchup on Eggs. The Mets have already won. Fuck you baseball for allowing the Mets to have a winning team. Let the asshole fest begin....

 

[StiHacka]

Hard-to-peel eggs come from trolling hens.

 

[Da Peach]

What I'm doing right now likely has more purpose than the meeting I will be attending today.

Hint: I'm pooping.

 

[jstuhlman]

Hard-to-peel eggs come from trolling hens.

all fresh eggs are hard to peel - the longer they age/are refrigerated before you boil them, the easier they should be to peel.

 

[junkyard]

If you let eggs sit in there side for 24 hours before you boil them the yokes will be more centered. Also duck eggs are great boiled, but gross otherwise. Others opinions vary.

 

[skibunny24]

Frustrated at life, well work, today. Seriously need this sale and interviews and everything to be over and done with so I can simmer down! UGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Nick]

I can't get behind the Cubs. They put Celery salt on Hot Dogs there. That's like ketchup on Eggs.

A hot dog without celery salt is not a proper hot dog.
Dog, steamed bun, pickle mustard celery salt (maybe onion) and a handful of fries stacked on top. Boosh!

 

[jonKranked]

sometimes when i'm in my workshop (in my basement) i just piss in the sump pit instead of walking upstairs to use the bathroom.

note: this is also typically the result of drinking

 

[Nick]

sometimes when i'm in my workshop (in my basement) i just piss in the sump pit instead of walking upstairs to use the bathroom.

note: this is also typically the result of drinking

It's all pipes! [/Costanza]

 

[jonKranked]

It's all pipes! [/Costanza]

actually the sump pit drains out to part of my yard, all the other plumbing in the house goes into the sewer

 

[skibunny24]

Why must Safeway smell like donuts when I am there to buy salads for lunch?

 

[jstuhlman]

BECAUSE DONUTS. even more so if it's krispy kreme.

 

[StiHacka]

Frustrated at life, well work, today. Seriously need this sale and interviews and everything to be over and done with so I can simmer down! UGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am in the same boat, sister. Almost ready to buy one way ticket to some south american jungle place and be done with this civilization bullisht.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Frustrated at life, well work, today. Seriously need this sale and interviews and everything to be over and done with so I can simmer down! UGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hang in there. Change is always unsettling.

 

[jdcamb]

How do Blind folks know they have sufficiently wiped their butts after taking a shit?

 

[StiHacka]

How do Blind folks know they have sufficiently wiped their butts after taking a shit?

Taste buds.

 

[jstuhlman]

Hang in there. Change is always unsettling.

you people need to HTFU and DWI.






(perferably through riding and alcohol)

 

[skibunny24]

I am in the same boat, sister. Almost ready to buy one way ticket to some south american jungle place and be done with this civilization bullisht.

Let's blow this popsicle stand! I am IN! Right after I run and then blow some additional steam with the chainsaw!

Hang in there. Change is always unsettling.

True that! tx

you people need to HTFU and DWI.

(perferably through riding and alcohol)

I'm not sure what you mean with the DWI. Is that supposed to be RWI? That would make more sense

 

[Nick]

deal with it?

 

[skibunny24]

deal with it?

Well it's either that or don't, and we can't have that! Wha are YOU twitchy ( -GMT) about sir??

 

[Nick]

i meant DWI = deal with it ... or not.

 

[jstuhlman]

could be deal with it...could be drink while intoxicated...

 

[jdcamb]

Taste buds.

I don't know about that. I have a friend who is a fecal freak. I don't know.... I am rather poo averse myself.

 

[jdcamb]

If someone tells you that you are putting too much peanut butter on your bread, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

If someone tells you that you are putting too much peanut butter on your bread, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

If I stopped talking to everyone with even that small level of negativity, I'd end up locked away in a studio talking to myself till the wee hours. Oh, wait, never-mind...

 

[jdcamb]

If I stopped talking to everyone with even that small level of negativity, I'd end up locked away in a studio talking to myself till the wee hours. Oh, wait, never-mind...

My friend Joe got out of prison today. He is pure evil I tell you. He has stated he wants to kill me for never visiting him in Prison or answering his commissary calls.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

My friend Joe got out of prison today. He is pure evil I tell you. He has stated he wants to kill me for never visiting him in Prison or answering his commissary calls.

Canada is looking even better, eh ?

 

[jdcamb]

Canada is looking even better, eh ?

Rochester is really a crime infested shithole with bad weather.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Rochester is really a crime infested shithole with bad weather.

Ah, I see. After you immigrate to Canadiastahn you should explore your options as a greeting card writer. I think you have a promising future ahead of you and I look forward to seeing work on the racks at the grocery store. I'll point to one of your cards and exclaim, "hey, I Know that guy". Everyone who rolls the aisles at 4:00am will think I'm so cool.

 

[jdcamb]

Ah, I see. After you immigrate to Canadiastahn you should explore your options as a greeting card writer. I think you have a promising future ahead of you and I look forward to seeing work on the racks at the grocery store. I'll point to one of your cards and exclaim, "hey, I Know that guy". Everyone who rolls the aisles at 4:00am will think I'm so cool.

Drama Obama, as my friend Dan calls me. Sorry I'll snap out of it.

 

[skibunny24]

One of my vendors bought me Viniq Shimmering Liqueur. I am actually drinking glitter right now.

 

[jackalope]

One of my vendors bought me Viniq Shimmering Liqueur. I am actually drinking glitter right now.

Glitter pee ftw!! Jd will be so jelly.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

One of my vendors bought me Viniq Shimmering Liqueur. I am actually drinking glitter right now.

 

[StiHacka]

Glitter pee ftw!!

Like a unicorn, but moar sexy!

 

[jstuhlman]

horseshoe crabs are truly bizarre creatures

 

[jdcamb]

Glitter pee ftw!! Jd will be so jelly.

Not really I quit the glitterz last year. Pee a lot longer then that.

 

[skibunny24]

I had the red flavor, which was like straight up red kool-aid. I'm not into the fake flavor thing but I drank some anyway and discovered the kicker is in the alcohol/sugar/glitter hangover. NAOW the glitter is everywhere. Gah! And if I actually get glitter pee, I'm so posting a pic!