I just realized were I am currently sitting I am within arms reach of two loaded firearms, and by simple getting up and walking across the room there are two more.....
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Give me your address, I'll come over and we can shoot some hipsters. Oh wait I don't have access to the phugging Courtesy Phone.... Nevermind....
I have low tolerance for my MIL's BS. She came over to the new house and within 5 minutes she was making snide remarks. I immediately told her to knock it off or leave ( this is a family website so I can't post what I really said).....
I know we rolled down to hipster/hippie central last night for that... You missed out
Soooo good to see the Dodgers and their $200 million payroll go suck an egg
I wonder how traditional gastric bypass effects absorption of non liquid oral medication.
Most fat junkies snort their Oxy anyways, so very little I would imagine....
I'm pretty sure the toilet paper here at work is just low grade sand paper... WTF!
do what i do: wipe til you bleed
then go next door & get a panty liner from the machine
thats is just disturbing. You actually call a tampon a panty liner.
Working in the rain sucks.
All the women at my work are obsessed with pumpkin coffee lately. It's smells like bad potpourri in here.
Hey Youngster..... a tampon is not a panty liner......
Don't go to the gym @ 11:00 pm if you want to sleep...EVER!
The devil made 24 hour gyms.
The devil made 24 hour gyms.
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What is your point? Some of us are clinical insomniacs and look at 24 hour gyms as the greatest thing ever
I'm craving Taco Bell at the moment
angie's list's membership agreement is terribly inflexible, and demands you surrender all consumer rights to use their service
is my boss really this psycho? or is she pretending to be this bat-sh!t-crazy because she is really smart and trying to get rid of me?
I really wanted to do that to my boss today. All day
It took a lot of restraint.
Stepped up the work out to double the time and two different workouts.... Gonna pay for it tomorrow
Nom nom spicy nori
Why does the Apple App Store require billing information to download free apps?
I wonder how many people will be PSY for halloween this year.
who is that?
What is psy?
Bite sized butterfingers are more addicting than crack.
Decided to switch it up this morning and have tea instead of coffee. But I put it in my travel mug that I always use for coffee.
Dammit, now I have coffee flavored tea
Dammit, now I have coffee flavored tea
I was aware that this was a thing, but had not seen/heard it till now. I want my 4 minutes back.
So do I and I posted itI was aware that this was a thing, but had not seen/heard it till now. I want my 4 minutes back.
But now you know what you'll be for Halloween
Ohhh... yeah, I heard about that! But nope. Gunna be a slutty Maid Marion.
T minus 2 hours till I head out of town with the wifey to celebrate our first anniversary. That, and 120 hours in the last two weeks will make for a nice paycheck next Friday.
You have to kill them first...they're even harder to catch while on fire:
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/11/14373477-man-cooking-squirrel-for-lunch-sparks-fire-that-destroys-eight-apartments?lite
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/11/14373477-man-cooking-squirrel-for-lunch-sparks-fire-that-destroys-eight-apartments?lite
Life has a strange way of teaching you lessons !
On the way home last night. I found a bike leaning against a parking sign. Today it was still there. It is there now. It is a Bianchi Pista.