EbolAIDSwoke up puking. great way to start the day. kids were like "wtf is wrong with dad?!" I hope to god no one else in the house gets it, that it's some kind of food poisoning only I got.
Peristalstis Reversal Syndrome. He is going to have to start eating through his ass, and brushing his teeth a lot!diabolabeetus
Naw - lift the house, remove the foundation/basement, dig out 3 feet below current floor level, put in a floating wooden floor and install a sump pump. That should take care of it.Mornin!
Found out that my house sits on top of an underground sea. Started trying to fill in the cracks with sand and it never filled up. So I just went nuts with hydraulic cement and will cover it with a crack sealant too. Might as well make use of everything I have at my disposal.
Sounds easier to arrange for a bout of Jewish lightning and rebuild.Naw - lift the house, remove the foundation/basement, dig out 3 feet below current floor level, put in a floating wooden floor and install a sump pump. That should take care of it.
Don't laugh - we looked at houses that had done something along these lines last time we were house-hunting.
What kind of test was it?Ahhhhh wife finally passed her last exam this morning. I can't tell you how nervous I was this morning its been a tense couple of weeks. I am going away all weekend for a bachelor party I think it just what I need after being alone dad all year more or less.
Summer of Claus can officially start today!
Well he is DutchWhat kind of test was it?
Claus? Sounds funny to me for some reason.
I just imagine the name being screamed by a stern German woman.Well he is Dutch
randomly related, kraftwerk announced the other week they are doing a US tour this fallWasn't he the bass player for Kraftwerk?
If only I could have been German and have German women scream of me.I just imagine the name being screamed by a stern German woman.
Well, the other day the evening news told me that one of my clients was actually doing the super sex work for a living.If only I could have been German and have German women scream of me.
She is now licensed property and casualty insurance broker. She will be the internal broker for the company who she works for. They have a lot of properties all over the US with high valuable content so they spend a lot on insurance. Not super sex work but as @Jeremy R has proven selling insurance does not take away your sense of humor.
My Dad's quote to me, "Hey Jackass, I told you that Obamacare is going to change our client base!"lol I think I forgot a y.
@Jeremy R we need to know more about that client of yours and how you were paid by said client?
That sucks man. Sorry.And just had the dog put down. That fucking sucked. Going to be a little irritable during my 2:00 conference call.
sorry manAnd just had the dog put down. That fucking sucked. Going to be a little irritable during my 2:00 conference call.
Thanks. We should all be so lucky to go out that well. Lord knows I'll get to suffer long and hard.That sucks man. Sorry.