I say, get some roofies & Bang her mother/
Thursday... what a day for a breakup, eh?
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even more bonus points if you PIIHB and give her a pink sock
If he cuts off his own penis, 1 million points.
" may i prolapse your anus?"
Heh, she's only 18, no doubt he PIIHB, that's not even second base to these kids now...damn, I feel old saying that.
You're suggesting he's been going to Rainbow parties?
Goddammit!! Angry pirates for the entire family and quit yer whining.
Nah, I think he's got more than enough on his hands with his dog and his ex...her on the other hand, I bet she's at one right now, mom and pop are just an excuse as I said before.
She decided bangin' her dad was more exciting then being with the dishrag.
She must be getting it somewhere 'cause dishrag doesn't even know what it is.
yeah you guys probably have a point, and for some reason I have a feeling like I wasnt being told the entire truth. But then again she was obviously easily influenced by her parents if her excuse for the split was the truth, which would have lead to even more problems in the future had we stayed together. Either way it was a situation that Im better off being out of. It just hard to think that she would have left me for another guy or whatever... I thought I knew her better than that, ya know...
It just sucks that I wasted 2 years of my life for it to end like this. We both fought so hard to maintain the relationship we had, and now that was all in vain
DRB and BadDNA... you guys are so damn heartless.. but sh!t its hillarious! And no, she never liked me to PIIHB, but believe me I tried
It just sucks that I wasted 2 years of my life for it to end like this. We both fought so hard to maintain the relationship we had, and now that was all in vain
DRB and BadDNA... you guys are so damn heartless.. but sh!t its hillarious! And no, she never liked me to PIIHB, but believe me I tried
You might as well post some pictured of her for us to have fun with. We can photo shop in a cat PIIHB and put it in the Harbl thread, she'd become e-famous. Of course you could save us a lot of time if you already have a picture of a cat PIIHB.
ah man I got the perfect set of pictures too! but damn they are at home on my laptop. Lemme look around on my photobucket account to see if I have any that would work....
going to teh m00n BRB
This thread is better than TV. LOL.
Heartless...nah, I really feel for you man. Been in a similar situation myself but you know what, dwelling on it only makes it worse. So, when she comes back in two weeks looking to try and work it out...PIIHB and then kick her out for good; then go for a ride and follow that with a frosty cold barley pop.
I can't wait...
I just walked on this this is good stuff .I just find it hard to believe no one has suggested the Shocker or asked the treal true love question : S or S ?
I suggested The Spocker, maybe that was the other thread though...
I just find it hard to believe no one has suggested the Shocker or asked the treal true love question : S or S ?
Good question there though...Spit or Swallow?
Alright you guys, someone will have to do a photoshop for me. For some bloody unknown reason neither of my computers at work have an image editing software worth two sh!ts... attached is a pic I found from my costume party last Halloween. Its the only one I have at the immediate moment that could possibly work in any kind of PIIHB/cat harbl spin. lol... lets see what you guys can come up with..
oh by the way.. she's in the green dress...
oh by the way.. she's in the green dress...
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haha... somtimes spit.... sometimes swallow... i guess it depended on how much she just had to eat.. haha
I've got a meeting for the next couple of hours, expect some goodness after that though...
I love Fridays, sniff [wipes tear].
that's one hell of a chin she's got goin' on there. Reminds me of the joker from Batman.
LMAO... oh my gawd you crazy dude
she really was super beautiful... that dumb b!tch
Jay Leno called, he wants his chin back.
And why am I thinking about "If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)" That picture makes my genitalia shrivel up.
And why am I thinking about "If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)" That picture makes my genitalia shrivel up.
She reminds me of my ex -- who was from North Carolina. If she's anything like my ex -- all screwed in the head from religion and family -- then you just added 10 years to your life!
The good years too.
I've got a game for this morning,... its called "Guess who has both sets of genitalia"
The "I can still PIIHB without Cialis" years?
You think there's an adam's apple hiding behind that chin?
the "Thank God that b!tch never gave me herpes" years.
My advice to you, as an old dude around these parts...................LET IT GO!!!!!! As much as it hurts you, don't call her don't make fun of her family, don't photoshop pictures of her. If you ever want any chance of bringing her back, don't talk to her or her friends. If she calls you, keep it short & sweet, don't talk about getting back together, if she asks how things are, you say great. Make HER wonder if she did the right thing by breaking up with you. I know it's hard to do, but you'll look like the good guy.
2nd from the right, in the stewardess's costume. I'd bet she has a pair of peni to go along with her box.
she is screwed in the head, not so much from religion, but her family! damn they are seriously the biggest bunch of hypocritical, pathetic, stubborn, thick headed brainwashers Ive ever seen. I almost feel sorry for the next guy....
she was my guess too.
at least she's not a scientologist. now THOSE guys are f***ed in the head. Ever see the scientology episode of southpark? Every time someone mentions that religion now I get a flashing text banner in my mind.... "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE"
I will... just as soon as this thread dies...
