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Unfortunate Names

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Ciaran said:
There's always 10 other people named "Mike". And they all like chocolate cake and are weird in some way.

Hey I'm not weird.:)

You more than make up for my outstanding normalness.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
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393
NY
Westy said:
Hey I'm not weird.:)

You more than make up for my outstanding normalness.
He makes up for so much that the balance is actually tipped!!
 

Reactor

Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2005
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1
Chandler, AZ, USA
MikeD said:
My wife works in publishing; currently, she's an editor at a medical journal. She gets emails from people all over the world, often with some really funny names and phrases...one of her favorite-ever doctor's names was "Clemons Disco," from the Netherlands.

However, she got the name to top all names today...from Germany, apparently...Dr. "Oliver Khunt." I kid you not.

Reality. Sometimes it's awesome.

MD


There was an asian student at UMC who's name was Kitty Porn.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,692
1,742
chez moi
Ciaran said:
There's always 10 other people named "Mike". And they all like chocolate cake and are weird in some way.
Cue the spooky music...

(And man, there are some terrible names here. I thought the girl in my high school named "Sunny Park" was bad. Kitty Porn? Jaaayyyyeeezus.)

MD
 

los jefes

Monkey
May 10, 2004
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Asheville, NC
Two guys I knew growing up:
Richard Hoertz (pronounced hurts) He was very adamant about being called Richard.
Rusty Pipes (on his drivers license)

You can't make this stuff up.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,692
1,742
chez moi
Damn, I got sniped by Syadasti-my wife called in the middle of my post--
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,692
1,742
chez moi
I once flew to Seymour Johnson from Ft. Dix. I am not kidding...
 

syadasti

i heart mac
Apr 15, 2002
12,690
290
VT
I once flew to Seymour Johnson from Ft. Dix. I am not kidding...
My friend from the Navy has been there a couple of times. He was deployed to HI for a few years and recently transferred to someplace in Germany. He seems pretty excited about it (likes modern German music) and I suppose there is the bier too:busted:
 

el-cid

Chimp
Nov 4, 2004
53
0
Anaconda, MT, USA
There's a guy here that runs a weed spraying business (not that that has anything to do with anything) named Dick Head. And yes, he goes by Dick, not Richard.
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
11,580
2,006
Seattle
I know an Anna Buttweiller. Really. I also know a Connor Belcher. He's got an awesome story about trying to convince a cop that was his real name.
 

JRogers

talks too much
Mar 19, 2002
3,785
1
Claremont, CA
If he went by Charles, not many people would be the wiser. But apparently, he's a glutton for punishment.
Why should he change? The other guy is the one who sucks.



Anyway...my dad worked with a guy named Sherlock Holmes.

My girlfriend's Korean name is Gee-Myung. Her parents got confused when they came to the states; they changed her first name to Lydia and tried to make Gee her middle name, but put Z and didn't bother with vowels. So her middle name is just Z.