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Virginia Lawmaker Seeks to Ban Replica Testicles on Trailer Hitches

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BigMike, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Is this really what they waste their time and our tax dollars on? :plthumbsdown:
     

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  2. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    What, we can't assign gender to our vehicles now?? Thats just wrong
     
  3. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    As long as I can keep my real ones there, I'm cool with that.
     
  4. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    "...calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers."

    Perhaps a better driving test if that's all it takes to distract a driver.
     
  5. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    if a truck with a set of those backs into your car, does that mean you just got teabagged?
     
  6. vtjim

    vtjim Beware of Milo & Otis

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    reminds me of an achewood strip:

     
  7. brungeman

    brungeman I give a shirt

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    as was stated in the last thread about this...

    I actually like them... they tell us just what kind of Fvcktard we are dealing with... kinda like the rebel flags etc.

    in most cases the rubber makes up for the lack of real...:biggrin:
     
  8. brungeman

    brungeman I give a shirt

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    only if they bounced on your chinspoiler!
     
  9. BigMike

    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    What happens when they hit your bra?
     
  10. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    I completely agree. It's as good as hanging a sign on your vehicle indicating your IQ. If only it were so easy to identify all dips**ts.

    If you're ghey enough to have a bra on your car, then nobody cares enough to name the event :D
     
  11. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    agreed. it's a stereotype shortcut which is highly accurate.
     
  12. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    My alltime friggin favorite is the guy who has to put the word
    "REDNECK" in big letters across the top of his windshield.
    Bonus points when it is done with a flag background.
    Thanks buddy for the clarification.
    I couldn't quite figure it out you know with the lifted truck, nascar stickers, flowing mullet perched beside your mall-banged passenger.
     
  14. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    One deep south classic is to take the (rebel or American) flag right off of your house and attach it to your truck. I am a true Merkin!

    Of course it's too big and the wind breaks it off and it lies in the road. But it was looking good for a minute there!
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    Sorry, I missed that


    What about the GIT'R DONE! decals? :rolleyes:
     
  16. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Do you know how many links I had to follow to understand what you guys were talking about?

    Three.

    For some reason, these never made it over this side of the lake....

    :crazy:
     
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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    First, ugh, "representing" Colorado :dead:

    Second, funny how they hang balls next to their empty hitch mount making their truck a hermaphrodite.
     
  18. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    The redneck down the street spray painted it on his tail gate. I am guessing the sticker was too small.

    He has "Let'r Buck!" on the other one.
     
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    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    do you know what a merkin is?

    :busted:
     
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    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    quite fitting of that group of people, however.
     
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    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    That's how it's pronounced down south. A bit ironic.
     
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    REPLICA TESTICLES? REPLICA? Well, I am no longer impressed.
     
  23. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    Devils Advocate:

    what if it's lance armstrong or some other testicular cancer survivor? Wouldn't the oversized replica testicles be a test-ee-ment to their testicular fortitude of surviving and living strong?
     
  24. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    They sell them with only one simulated nut?
     
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    Wingnut Turbo Monkey

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    most people aren't....

    In thier pants, maybe. Hanging off the back of thier hick-mobile, not so much.


    Up here, they put them on everything. I've seen blue ones on the back of a Dodge Neon (no, not a srt-4 or sx2.0, but a true Neon), I found it fitting.

    I agree with making them illegal for "on-road use". I ran over a set the other day in my minivan, not a nice experience, especially for the truck that lost them...hehehe.
     
  26. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    We are in agreeance. It is a perfect warning sign that a moron is on board. Just like the mullet, H2 and "W" bumper stickers.
     
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    so you drive a Dodge Nutcracker? Is that the FWD or AWD version?
     
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    BigMike BrokenbikeMike

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    no...
     
  29. Wingnut

    Wingnut Turbo Monkey

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    They probably came from a Chev. I know my 07 Silverado has no balls.....




    Oh and, its FWD.......pontiac.....ftl.....:plthumbsdown:
     
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    N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed

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    in most cases the truck has more balls than the fvcktard driving it anyway
     
  31. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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    Dude don't be so harsh on yourself:shocked:
     
  32. BMXman

    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    agreed :plthumbsdown:...find some real issues to deal with...who give a flying fvk what people hang on their cars...D
     
  33. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    I saw a dude with a dead redtail hawk smashed into the grill of his large van. Not sure if he hung it there or hit it and never removed it... but it was awesome.