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    We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.

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Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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Riding the baggage carousel.
Nice.


When I was but a wee lad, my dad, a career wild land firefighter, managed to cut through a goodly portion of a boot and one foot while cutting firewood at home. While somewhat traumatic for early teens me, I don't think it was nearly as bad as the ration of shit the old man got from every member of his line crews that year. :rofl:

He did lose the ability to wiggle his toes on what ever foot it was. I do not recall, these days.
 

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
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Yakistan
Yeah I have purposely avoided chainsaws my entire life but bought one for the yard work I am doing lately. I have all the gear and about 25 hours of time running it. I was cutting some brush low in a crouched position and the bush fell on me knocking me off balance. My left hand pivoted the chainsaw as I fell back. It nicked the bone also. Most gawd damn dangerous tool I have ever used.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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Christ! Guessing no chaps?
chaps, while nice, aren't super necessary IMO unless you run a saw a lot or frequently. i wouldn't mind a pair, but almost always wear jeans. the other week i was cutting up a tree for a neighbor and it was close to 100° and humid and wore shorts.

flipside, earlier in the summer i was doing trailwork and there was a guy with full chaps, and helmet/face shield running a 14" homelite saw with a chain so loose on the bar i'm not entirely sure how it stayed on.
 

mykel

closer to Periwinkle
Apr 19, 2013
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sw ontario canada
Well after fun with chainsaws, anybody wanna see the pic of my wife's leg after playing with a punji stick? :brows:

Really glad your self-sample technique was not any deeper.
 

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
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Yakistan
Well after fun with chainsaws, anybody wanna see the pic of my wife's leg after playing with a punji stick? :brows:

Really glad your self-sample technique was not any deeper.
Sounds like a fun wound! Thanks I am grateful although the saw bucked off my shin bone.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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There used to be a guy in our sterility assurance group that took a chainsaw to the face and lived to tell about it. Thankfully it was just a flesh wound, but the scar went from just above his eye to about his jaw.
 

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
8,419
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Yakistan
There used to be a guy in our sterility assurance group that took a chainsaw to the face and lived to tell about it. Thankfully it was just a flesh wound, but the scar went from just above his eye to about his jaw.
My dad felled trees for 2 summers in the 1960's. He has told me enough stories to keep me scared of chainsaws. Since I have been running mine I have been able to maintain the saw well and have cut down a couple dozen trees and chopped them up and hauled them off. It was 100 degrees today and I had to do alot of walking in between the shrubs I was cleaning up. Figured it would be just a few minutes and too hot for chaps. Today has changed my mind though. I have a Husqvarna Rancher 455 with 20" bar. I could see getting a small saw with small bar for lighter duty /brushing work.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,822
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My dad felled trees for 2 summers in the 1960's. He has told me enough stories to keep me scared of chainsaws. Since I have been running mine I have been able to maintain the saw well and have cut down a couple dozen trees and chopped them up and hauled them off. It was 100 degrees today and I had to do alot of walking in between the shrubs I was cleaning up. Figured it would be just a few minutes and too hot for chaps. Today has changed my mind though. I have a Husqvarna Rancher 455 with 20" bar. I could see getting a small saw with small bar for lighter duty /brushing work.
I have the same size saw, I've been considering something smaller for brush work too, until then I'm using pruning shears and a silky.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,390
15,162
directly above the center of the earth
When I was in the fire department we had equipment SOPs that we had to follow. We had a rookie fresh out of academy and we were doing equipment checks. He was told to watch and learn. Guy grabs a chainsaw. No glves., No chaps, no ear, eye, or face protection. It's a 30" bar and fires it up. I grabbed it out of his hands and shut it down. I read him the riot act about propper PPE and not using any equipment until he is checked out on it. He replied. I have my own chainsaw and I know what I am doing, I don't need your instructions. That was his last day as a firefighter.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
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8,758
It's so cute! I would like one just to chop down my weed-trees