Acid is a helluva drug...Was Hiking in the Shenandoah NP and a group passed me and said they had lost someone from their group and asked if I had seen them. When I asked for what they looked like I was just told "a young attractive naked woman". Sadly I was unable to help them.
When I think "American Cheese" I think Kraft Singles or worse. I wasn't aware there was a fancy American Cheese.Boar’s Head: yes
All others, no.
So close to Kumquat Landing and Lacoochee too! It's like you live in a joke.I didn't make the fucking indians live here, man. Croom-A-Coochee is right down the road from there.
I'm pretty sure even the "fancy" American cheese can *barely* be considered actual proper cheese.When I think "American Cheese" I think Kraft Singles or worse. I wasn't aware there was a fancy American Cheese.
So close to Kumquat Landing and Lacoochee too! It's like you live in a joke.
Pocket Cheese is of German origin.When I think "American Cheese" I think Kraft Singles or worse. I wasn't aware there was a fancy American Cheese.
Mike is OGone time on a winter ride, in like 4 or 5 inches of snow, we stop for a break and my buddy Mike pulls a taco out of his jacket, unwraps the foil and eats it.
That's what keeps most of the pocket lint off it.That plastic wrapped shit
Smooth perineum for optimum performance, amiritePre hike grooming rituals have been completed
That exactly what I was thinking as I stared at him, enraptured, the whole time.That's what keeps most of the pocket lint off it.
We need a ridemonkey tshirt with this. Do the head logo in a medallion and put this around the edge.Smooth perineum for optimum performance
@Full Trucker does from the last shirt project iircDoes anybody have the head logo in vector?
Tell them to fuck right off.For honest fucks sake. Just got a letter from the general counsel of my previous employer that I am violation of my non compete. Dafaq. Lawyering up tomorrow because fuck this guy
Ya considering I am not even in the same industry. My old boss just trying to flex since most of my old book has left his agency because the new agent doesn’t know anything about farming. He thinks I have something to do with it. I could give less than zero fucks about insurance.Tell them to fuck right off.
Dog shit under his door handles.Ya considering I am not even in the same industry. My old boss just trying to flex since most of my old book has left his agency because the new agent doesn’t know anything about farming. He thinks I have something to do with it. I could give less than zero fucks about insurance.
no, i'm not bad at business. my employee who quit is out to get me.Ya considering I am not even in the same industry. My old boss just trying to flex since most of my old book has left his agency because the new agent doesn’t know anything about farming. He thinks I have something to do with it. I could give less than zero fucks about insurance.
In the meeting this morning one guy pulled out five slices of American cheese from his blazer pocket and ate them while we watched a presentation. I'm trying not to bust out laughing the whole time. No idea what that presentation was about.
Anyone who's ever shaved down there knows the novelty of smoothness is quickly overshadowed by the days 2-10 stubble itch.Smooth perineum for optimum performance, amirite
Less wiping moar hiking.Smooth perineum for optimum performance, amirite
I almost got hit by a Lincoln MKC driver at a roundabout on campus on my way home. So that was fun. Haven’t lost my shit like that since the Jeep driver (lightly—she was fine but for a scraped knuckle) hit my Baby Aya while riding to her preschool a year ago.
may or may not post the handlebar video depending on whether I sound like a lunatic or not
I wonder if his old employer's name was Trump?
I'd be surprised if you didn't sound like a lunatic. Totally justified.Smooth perineum for optimum performance, amirite
I almost got hit by a Lincoln MKC driver at a roundabout on campus on my way home. So that was fun. Haven’t lost my shit like that since the Jeep driver (lightly—she was fine but for a scraped knuckle) hit my Baby Aya while riding to her preschool a year ago.
may or may not post the handlebar video depending on whether I sound like a lunatic or not
People dressing for success!Who the fuck wears a blazer to work these days?
Exactly. I could honestly give a fuck. But since he wants to get on this train and go through my old employment contract. . . Then toot toot mother fucker
Way too obvious. I’d take a more subtle approach. He’s quite picky about his yard at his 4.5mill lake house. I think some water hemp and mare’s tail seeds in his yard would do the trick. Highly invasive and the best part, round up resistant. . .the only thing that would kill it, would kill his yard. In 2-3 years it would 100% take over.Dog shit under his door handles.
“Disposable Heroes”Did you CO monkeys see this?
Young Skier Killed Near Winter Park, CO, Attempting Berthoud Pass Road Gap Jump - SnowBrains
[Updated with police press release] A young local skier died on Tuesday while attempting to jump over US HWY 40, also known as Berthoud Pass. According to reports by the Grand County Sheriff’s Office, the site of the fatal accident was between Henderson Mine Road and Robbers Roost, approximately...snowbrains.com
apparently is a thing. er, a place
Florida Department of Agriculture & Consumer Services
Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Serviceswww.fdacs.gov
Why are you two both such fucking buzzkills?Florida Department of Agriculture & Consumer Services
Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Serviceswww.fdacs.gov
Edit: Sniped by the good doctor
Heard about it, don’t know details.Did you CO monkeys see this?
Young Skier Killed Near Winter Park, CO, Attempting Berthoud Pass Road Gap Jump - SnowBrains
[Updated with police press release] A young local skier died on Tuesday while attempting to jump over US HWY 40, also known as Berthoud Pass. According to reports by the Grand County Sheriff’s Office, the site of the fatal accident was between Henderson Mine Road and Robbers Roost, approximately...snowbrains.com
Well it had shoulder pads so that shit was straight out of a Billy Joel videoWho the fuck wears a blazer to work these days?
Wait, there's a FEE? I owe them like 5 grand.Florida Department of Agriculture & Consumer Services
Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Serviceswww.fdacs.gov