This doesn't originate from my area, but I figured it was worth posting. My girlfriend is from Kazakstan, with Russian and Ukrainian parents. A few times a month she cooks traditional dishes from back home, which I refuse to eat.
1. Salads: These aren't normal salads. One of them consists of boiled shredded beats, carrots, cabage, hard boiled eggs, pickled herring from a jar, blended with mayo. Its purple once mixed, and smells what I imagine the underside of an unwashed fupa is like.
2. Dessert: She once made a dessert that I seriously thought was a joke. Prunes stuffed with cream cheese, wrapped in bacon, baked in the oven. You guys cream yourselves over bacon, but these things belonged on fvcking fear factor.
3. Caviar: The biggest, nastiest, translucent orange colored fish eggs you could ever imagine. Slightly smaller than a small marble. Spread on chibatta bread that is generously buttered down. I once tried a bite, to satisfy my own curiousity. You can literally feel the fish eggs bursting in your mouth and shooting liquid as you chomp down. They taste like you think they would. I never knew I had a gag reflex until I tried a bite of this s***.
Needless to say, we dont see eye to eye when grocery shopping.
1. Salads: These aren't normal salads. One of them consists of boiled shredded beats, carrots, cabage, hard boiled eggs, pickled herring from a jar, blended with mayo. Its purple once mixed, and smells what I imagine the underside of an unwashed fupa is like.
2. Dessert: She once made a dessert that I seriously thought was a joke. Prunes stuffed with cream cheese, wrapped in bacon, baked in the oven. You guys cream yourselves over bacon, but these things belonged on fvcking fear factor.
3. Caviar: The biggest, nastiest, translucent orange colored fish eggs you could ever imagine. Slightly smaller than a small marble. Spread on chibatta bread that is generously buttered down. I once tried a bite, to satisfy my own curiousity. You can literally feel the fish eggs bursting in your mouth and shooting liquid as you chomp down. They taste like you think they would. I never knew I had a gag reflex until I tried a bite of this s***.
Needless to say, we dont see eye to eye when grocery shopping.