[jonKranked]

I drive a lot. And I see a lot of weird stuff. Post pics and a brief description of weird/random stuff you see driving:

sign says: "stick shift ... space please!"

I've seen this person multiple times on my drive in to work, took me a while to figure out what the sign says. Seriously, who writes that? It was just some middle aged white lady too! Does this mean I could get away with drunk driving if I wrote "warning: driver is drunk" on my windows??

 

[HAB]

Seriously, who writes that?

some middle aged white lady

I actually would have guessed some teenage girl who couldn't drive a manual well enough to not roll back 20' when starting on a hill.

 

[jonKranked]

I just don't get some people. The lack of logic boggles my mind.

Somewhere at home I have a picture of an 18 wheeler with no trailer hauling a snowmobile on a bunch of pallets.

 

[Westy]

I thought it said "Steph Shat Spoons Please"

 

[TN]

There is always that guy dancing at the bus stop. I don't care where I am, I always see that guy. Always jamming out to his CD walkman, laying down the boogie. He has a great move where he dances into the gutter & does a spin to see if he can see the bus coming & he never misses a beat dancing back to the curb. He even dances in my rearview mirror until he is out of sight. I will probably see him on the commute home.

 

[jking09]

ha ha too funny.

 

[geargrrl]

Two things I saw while riding the bus from Oakland to Santa Rosa this fall.

1. a segway in a bike rack
2. some reading a book while driving 45 mph on 101 N.

 

[jonKranked]

Two things I saw while riding the bus from Oakland to Santa Rosa this fall.

1. a segway in a bike rack
2. some reading a book while driving 45 mph on 101 N.

I've seen people using laptops in their laps doing 65mph.

 

[jdcamb]

There is always that guy dancing at the bus stop. I don't care where I am, I always see that guy. Always jamming out to his CD walkman, laying down the boogie. He has a great move where he dances into the gutter & does a spin to see if he can see the bus coming & he never misses a beat dancing back to the curb. He even dances in my rearview mirror until he is out of sight. I will probably see him on the commute home.

Thanks for noticing. I call that move the gutter move. You should stop and say hello sometime. I sing pretty good too. I sound a lot like Phillip Bailey.

 

[stinkyboy]

 

[IH8Rice]

I've seen people using laptops in their laps doing 65mph.

whats wrong with that? i gotta multi-task!

i admit its a horrible idea, but i was on the phone (non-handsfree) and on my laptop while driving.



weird things ive seen:
VW bus w/ sign saying "50hp, please pass on left"

....i hate PA:

 

[Wumpus]

I need to take some pics of all the people with their name on the side of their cars.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I saw a four wheeler atv strapped to the top of an 80's honda sedan. It took up the whole roof.

I wish I had a pic.

 

[Ironjunk]

I drove past a guy stopped at a light that had groucho goggles on

 

[jonKranked]

 

[Icantdrive65]

I saw a guy spreading peanut butter on bread while driving over a winding mountain highway. (Hwy 17 for locals)

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

I saw a cop drive into the wrong lane and head on into a telephone pole chasing a 4 wheeler. Turns out he was chasing my friend.

 

[jonKranked]

I saw a cop drive into the wrong lane and head on into a telephone pole chasing a 4 wheeler. Turns out he was chasing my friend.

that's a preview of whats gonna happen to you.

 

[IH8Rice]

that's a preview of whats gonna happen to you.

yeah....heading into a pole

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I was driving down in CA the other day and caught a shot of this:

Yea, I just giggled.

 

[Sghost]

 

[Kanye West]

I once saw a Camaro.

Towing another Camaro.

Via small tie-down straps through the wide-open trunk.

On the 5 freeway.

With a Mexican guy in the trunk (to make sure the tie-downs were ok maybe?).



Ever seen anyone so damn fat that the steering wheel is disappearing into their gut? They tend to steer somewhat slow. I wonder if the car honks when they hiccup. I think that could be a sign that "it's time".


I once saw a full length flatbed semi carrying a single motorcycle in the center of it.


Man, I could think of so much to add to this it's just ridiculous....I'll have to make some more pearls of contributions later.

 

[lamp]

I once saw a full length flatbed semi carrying a tonka truck in the center of it. Anchored with big fat tie downs too.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I once saw the Popemobile, with his Holiness in it.

 

[Damo]

^^I seen that too^^

I passed a dude on a motorbike on the motorway texting...

 

[Ciaran]

I've done that. Best was taking the bong load at 7am on the way to Snow Summit while my friend was steering for me. He starts laughing. I look up and see the people next to us just staring at me. I waved and hit the gas.

I have been known to practice my tin whistle while driving too.

It's L.A. We're not driving that fast anyway.

 

[1453]

a friend of mine was driving to pick up a third person. When we were on this 2 lane road we were going 27-30 in a 25 with lots of pedestrians around. The Ford Explorer behind was honking, flashing its lights, and tailgating us to the gnar.(when you are sitting in a Hyundai and an Explorer is 4 inches away from your bumper, it felt gnar at least)

So when we made a right turn the SUV peeled out and passed us. On the back of the thing there were at least a dozen stickers, with messages like "Love", "Take a Deep Breath", "Forgiveness", "PEACE", and assorted other feel-good sh*t, and of course, "Obama 08" on the left side of the tail gate and "HOPE" on the right, from the smoke that came from her tires a bunch of rubber trees just died in vein.

GOtta love the Bay Area. You can't make this sh*t up.

 

[-dustin]

Farmington, NM about 5yrs ago. Sign reads "Jesus is watching you".

 

[1453]

that reminds me. Once I saw a Ford Expedition with stickers that read "No Blood for Oil".

I LOLed.

 

[jonKranked]

when I lived in rochester I would always see black people driving around eating chicken wings then throwing the bones out the window. Eventually, I started doing it too.

 

[Sandwich]

 

[Sandwich]

south of syracuse back on rt 20, I think...or the one next to it.

 

[stinkyboy]

I have been known to practice my tin whistle while driving too.

NTTAWWT.

 

[jonKranked]

south of syracuse back on rt 20, I think...or the one next to it.

I'm pretty sure I've actually seen that sign. If not that one, then someone else who did it.

I wanna see one of the highway zombie signs.

 

[geargrrl]

I once saw a full length flatbed semi carrying a tonka truck in the center of it. Anchored with big fat tie downs too.

HAHA, I've seen either that one or another just like it. The one I saw had an "oversize load" banner on the truck.

 

[geargrrl]

segway on the back of a car -

 

[Kanye West]

I've started seeing these 3-wheeled Segways being used by mallcops while driving around. It's pretty ridiculous.

Edit: Proof!

 

[moff_quigley]

I saw a Missouri Hwy maintenance truck dragging a deer carcass down the shoulder of I-70. I guess the guys didn't want to pick it up and throw it in the empty dump truck bed.

 

[Arkayne]

 

[DirtMcGirk]

The segway is the final sign of the impending apocalypse.