Damn dude, nice one. We should take up a collection. Why can't you be selfish like everyone else?Acadian said:
What fantasy item do you want?
- Thread starter sanjuro
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Pam Anderson, Mena Savari, naked, on an island, with nothing to do all day, an outlook of NO rescue and Pam and Mena in heat... rrrrOOOWWLLL! And a video camera with solar powered rechargeable batteries... 
And an unlimited supply of blank tapes...
And grounded ship full just off shore, filled full of spanish fly, tons of food and cold beer to survive off of... and our clothes all tattered from the weather so they walk around naked on purpose shaking their pretty little cute asses in front of me to get me all hot and bothered and then both drain me of energy and strength every winking moment for months on end... night after night, day after day... over and over and over and no men on the island but me. Aaaaah yehhhh.
That's heaven!
At least until Pam and Mena start getting old looking and a Hooters jumbo jet full of Hooters girls going to their annual convention goes down and a new ship load of girls on an ALL girl Girls Gone Wild Cruise sinks along with the swedish bikini team on board and they all survive and swim to shore in weather beaten tattered clothes, in heat and not a man in site but me... and they're hungry and need to eat and want some of my food...
And they're willing to bargain..
Then Pam mysteriously drowns and Mena falls off a cliff to the rocks below in a horrible "accident" and is washed out to sea.
And eventually the women all rise up and ban together against me and create a tribe of horny amazon jungle girls that want to cook, clean and have sex all the time from men. And I'm the only male on the island.
And an unlimited supply of blank tapes...
And grounded ship full just off shore, filled full of spanish fly, tons of food and cold beer to survive off of... and our clothes all tattered from the weather so they walk around naked on purpose shaking their pretty little cute asses in front of me to get me all hot and bothered and then both drain me of energy and strength every winking moment for months on end... night after night, day after day... over and over and over and no men on the island but me. Aaaaah yehhhh.
That's heaven!
At least until Pam and Mena start getting old looking and a Hooters jumbo jet full of Hooters girls going to their annual convention goes down and a new ship load of girls on an ALL girl Girls Gone Wild Cruise sinks along with the swedish bikini team on board and they all survive and swim to shore in weather beaten tattered clothes, in heat and not a man in site but me... and they're hungry and need to eat and want some of my food...
And they're willing to bargain.
. Then Pam mysteriously drowns and Mena falls off a cliff to the rocks below in a horrible "accident" and is washed out to sea.
And eventually the women all rise up and ban together against me and create a tribe of horny amazon jungle girls that want to cook, clean and have sex all the time from men. And I'm the only male on the island.
Chunky Munkey said:Pam Anderson, Mena Savari, naked, on an island, with nothing to do all day, an outlook of NO rescue and Pam and Mena in heat... rrrrOOOWWLLL! And a video camera with solar powered rechargeable batteries...
And an unlimited supply of blank tapes... And grounded ship full of spanish fly and tons of food and booze to survive off of just off shore, and our clothes all tattered from the weather so they walk around naked shaking their pretty little asses in front of me all day on purpose and draining me of energy and strength every winking moment for months on end... night after night, day after day... and no men on the island but me. Aaaaah yehhhh.
That's heaven.
:heart: :heart: :heart:
peace at home through no conflict (sorry...had to get a little serious if we're gonna be REAL here)sanjuro said:
*edit: can i have two? Cause i'd also REALLY love for Alex to better and joining in on ALL our fun!!
i thought you were ALREADY gettin that at Seacrets!!!!Chunky Munkey said:Pam Anderson, Mena Savari, naked, on an island, with nothing to do all day, an outlook of NO rescue and Pam and Mena in heat... rrrrOOOWWLLL! And a video camera with solar powered rechargeable batteries...
And an unlimited supply of blank tapes...
And grounded ship full just off shore, filled full of spanish fly, tons of food and cold beer to survive off of... and our clothes all tattered from the weather so they walk around naked on purpose shaking their pretty little cute asses in front of me to get me all hot and bothered and then both drain me of energy and strength every winking moment for months on end... night after night, day after day... over and over and over and no men on the island but me. Aaaaah yehhhh.
That's heaven!
At least until Pam and Mena start getting old looking and a Hooters jumbo jet full of Hooters girls going to their annual convention goes down and a new ship load of girls on an ALL girl Girls Gone Wild Cruise sinks along with the swedish bikini team on board and they all survive and swim to shore in weather beaten tattered clothes, in heat and not a man in site but me... and they're hungry and need to eat and want some of my food...
And they're willing to bargain.
Then Pam mysteriously drowns and Mena falls off a cliff to the rocks below in a horrible "accident" and is washed out to sea.
And eventually the women all rise up and ban together against me and create a tribe of horny amazon jungle girls that want to cook, clean and have sex all the time from men. And I'm the only male on the island.
I'M BEING REAL!Graphics said:
In a smart ass funny sarcastic way of course...
i wish this was IM so i could NUDGE you!!! Real....rrrriiiiggghhhtt :evil:Chunky Munkey said:
Armadillo's in Keene... oh my gosh, their burritos are the most amazing things on the planet! :love:mogulskr said:
The whole house cleared out of stuff that we don't actually use. Make that the house, two garages, the garden shed, and the derelict tenant house, and maybe the old pigpen.
a helicopter would be nice
Serious, but nothing I can do about it: My sister in good health. I'd give just about anything for that. I'd even give up biking. 
Not so serious, but still complete unattainable: Removal of all stupid people from this world. I'll make the decisions, thank you.
Attainable: Mmmm...Tex Mex.
Not so serious, but still complete unattainable: Removal of all stupid people from this world. I'll make the decisions, thank you.
Attainable: Mmmm...Tex Mex.
Zark said:You know you have to be sober to fly those right?neaky:
Might ask for pilot too
nooooooo.... it s like a big 3D road up there... you can just go mad...
Titus Moto-Lite.
I thought you had one in the works...McGRP01 said:
And then I bought a road bike... :wonky2: What was I thinking?jacksonpt said:
To be done with school.
pfft.
I got my fantasy last night.
Ain't nothin' like being tied to a bed.
I got my fantasy last night.
Ain't nothin' like being tied to a bed.
MudGrrl said:pfft.
I got my fantasy last night.
Ain't nothin' like being tied to a bed.
Chicodude could probably help rid you of all that weedI Are Baboon said:
Me, I'd like a new job, to live closer to the Emu and a house (or at least a bigger apartment for all my stuff!)
The end of all puppy mills...
To ZOOM IN ON ALL THOSE HOT BABES AT SEACRETS!!!!partsbara said:
www.seacrets.com
Aaaaaa one more day of drinking getting loaded and suntanning in the beautiful rays... just got out of the ocean about 20 minutes ago, had a purple people eater and a mich ultra... after the five beers I primed with before I hit the pool bar... aaaaah yehhhh.
Heading to happy hour, and excersize my AMMRICAN right to Drink like a conehead...
Then, the Deck pawty at Fagers...
WE is SO sloshed! Hard money to buy a buzz, then five minutes in the atlantic water at 78 degrees to wake yer ass up SO fast it'll take five more beers to recover!
TO DA CLUB!!!
Sorry all you working stiffs gotta be at work today... but some of us have to get loaded for ya! Ooooooh!
ooh, good one.dogwonder said:
Let's also vote for clearly marked trails at Stewart
Already done! bwhahahaha!boostindoubles said:
... and GILBERT GODFRIED hittin it from behind going, "Who's ya daddy, who's ya daddy, SON of a B1TCH! AFFFFLAAAAC!!!"MudGrrl said:pfft.
I got my fantasy last night.
Ain't nothin' like being tied to a bed.
Just kidding you mudgirl.
You can sarcastically attack my posts ANY time. Any girl that's into hand cuffs to the bed...
:devil: Is MY KINDA BROAD! OOoooh yeh!
Pictorial embellishment for all to see... PaLEEZE! I promise I'll be a good boy... or bad, whatever you want my sweet dominant mistress.
rrrRRRRROOOWWWLL...
(Austin Powers voice) Ooooo behave...
Armadillo's? I just went there for dinner.antimony said:A burrito from my favorite place up in NH!
As for me, a Suzuki SV650S. The cost of gas for my truck is killing me.
*Edit*
Damnit, helps to read page 2.
I am so jealous of you right now!BrokenChain said:
When I go up there to see my family for Thanksgiving, that is the first place I am going!
antimony said:I am so jealous of you right now!
:mumble:
please go log-on to a porn site..Chunky Munkey said:... and GILBERT GODFRIED hittin it from behind going, "Who's ya daddy, who's ya daddy, SON of a B1TCH! AFFFFLAAAAC!!!"
Just kidding you mudgirl.
You can sarcastically attack my posts ANY time. Any girl that's into hand cuffs to the bed...
Is MY KINDA BROAD! OOoooh yeh!
Pictorial embellishment for all to see... PaLEEZE! I promise I'll be a good boy... or bad, whatever you want my sweet dominant mistress.
rrrRRRRROOOWWWLL...
(Austin Powers voice) Ooooo behave...
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bluebug32 again.bluebug32 said:ooh, good one.
Let's also vote for clearly marked trails at Stewart
Dammit!
dogwonder said:
Or GPS?
Not an item persee. But I wish my mom had lived long enough to see how cool her grandchildren are. I miss her a lot.
Juke Box and or Karoke Machince
antimony said:I am so jealous of you right now!
When I go up there to see my family for Thanksgiving, that is the first place I am going!
When I worked at Banagans I used to wax the owner's snowboard in exchange for free burritos. My boss would have flipped, had she known, but I was a bored (We were dead from 5-8 on Thursday and Friday nights) starving college kid.binary visions said:
:mumble: