I'd pop in an ICP tape into my retro Sony Walkman then bust out with some dark lotus Ninja illusions... only to confuse his depth perception, mind you... then flip a catty-wamp-ass kickflip off his junk while simultatneously hurling a razor sharpened 8pt at his eye... after landing back on my feet in bullit time cinimatography I would assume the crane position and waite for him to fall on his back bleed to death...
then I would put down the PS2 controller, kill the power to the Tv/Av systm, and get to packing up my stuff because today's gonna be a big day on the hills... and tonights gonna be even bigger at my new lady friends place on Cap Hill... :evil:
I would take the rocket pack out of my pants and fly around his head while shooting him in the eye with my super soaker filled with the opposite of visine, which would be enisiv, so his eye would get all dry and he would start to cry.
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