What's your best line?
- Thread starter sanjuro
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"Who does Number 2 work for??!!!??!"
"I race formula 2"
"I love me some ME!"
Stay the course.
I don't have a "line" but I know Brad Pitt does:
"Hi, I'm Brad Pitt."
...doesn't really seem to work well for others though...
"Hi, I'm Brad Pitt."
...doesn't really seem to work well for others though...
I know this isn't the best time, but here's my resignation. 
I'm in a glass case of emotion.
Hey baby......Wanna stroke my beard.
Punch him in the neck!...D
What the hell is a para-digg'em? (paradigm)
"The Bears are who WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!"
Uhhh..
Let's get some eats...
"...rectum? damn near killed 'em!"
Raiders?? Even the Cardinals can't possibly lose to them.......
you got any divers on that boat?
...(long pause) none persay...
...(long pause) none persay...
it will sound really gay but, thats the point
"it would be pretty hard to (insert verb here) with a dick in your ass"
"it would be pretty hard to (insert verb here) with a dick in your ass"
what the heck is everyone talking about.....weird.
"Hey, how about I run a Q-B sneek into your end-zone?" ---no i'm not asking any of you guys this...
It's better to be vague than wrong.
It's better to be lucky than good.
It's better to be lucky than good.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself...
"Honey, you awake? No? Damn..."
"Honey, you awake? No? Damn..."
I'm not particularly strong; but I'm tough as hell...
I had to think about that one for a half-a-second. That's really good.
"What hump?"
It's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't...
I have two:
"Go reproduce yourself"
"If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."
"Go reproduce yourself"
"If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you."
"I bet you taste like cholesterol"
"I wanna dip you in coleslaw."