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golgiaparatus

golgiaparatus

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It is indeed a good day.

Hung out with this chick Megan a bunch yesterday... She hopped on my bike and was riding it around... I have a Large AC and it was a perfect fit for her. She was bouncing around on it and was like, "I may have to get one of these, they look really fun", I almost fainted :heart: ;) :thumb:

I guess I'm gonna have to kick all mah other bi+ches ;) to the curb, this one is too damn good.
 
DVNT

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I saw the title of the thread, then the author and knew we were in for it.
 
golgiaparatus

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loco-gringo said:
AHAHAHA - now he has anorexics, hippies, crack hoes, and amazons. :D
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Naww... this is the same chick I had a date with on Friday... the one I said looks like a model. We've hung out a lot every day since Fri.

Yeah, she's tall, same height as me. Everything I own fits her except that its just really baggy because she's kinda skinny... including the most important things like Bike, Bike shoes, Helmet, Gloves, etc, etc.
 
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golgiaparatus said:
Naww... this is the same chick I had a date with on Friday... the one I said looks like a model. We've hung out a lot every day since Fri.

Yeah, she's tall, same height as me. Everything I own fits her except that its just really baggy because she's kinda skinny... including the most important things like Bike, Bike shoes, Helmet, Gloves, etc, etc.
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You have heard the saying about chicks with big feet right??? It's like a bucket of water. :think:
 
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BurlySurly said:
Your shoes fit her?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha.
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Don't laugh dude. You saw the pics of the fish you posted right??? Awww - nevermind. You should laugh.
 
BurlyShirley

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loco-gringo said:
Don't laugh dude. You saw the pics of the fish you posted right??? Awww - nevermind. You should laugh.
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Did I see the pics of the fish I posted? Are you ****ing braindead or some sh!t?
 
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dh girlie said:
Well if she's a supermodel she should be able to afford a pair of riding shoes her own damn self, no?
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Don't they make women specific shoes anyway??? Or does she not need them??? :think:


I am so glad you are a mack daddy golgi. It makes RM that much more fun. :thumb:
 
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BurlySurly said:
Did I see the pics of the fish I posted? Are you ****ing braindead or some sh!t?
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I thought maybe you were high. No way I would've posted that speckled minnow. :rolleyes:

*note - I did not go fishing, nor have I caught a fish in quite some time, so I am just ripping on BS.
 
dh girlie

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loco-gringo said:
I thought maybe you were high. No way I would've posted that speckled minnow. :rolleyes:

*note - I did not go fishing, nor have I caught a fish in quite some time, so I am just ripping on BS.
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HAHAHA! Where is the fish picture...but stay on topic here...in these gogli meets perfect supermodel threads my signature does not apply...only where I say I OWN3D lg...
 
BurlyShirley

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loco-gringo said:
I thought maybe you were high. No way I would've posted that speckled minnow. :rolleyes:

*note - I did not go fishing, nor have I caught a fish in quite some time, so I am just ripping on BS.
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Oh, you're ripping on me? :rolleyes: And doing a good job of it too :rolleyes:

*note - LocoHomo is a tool.
 
golgiaparatus

golgiaparatus

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dh girlie said:
never ending string of women falling at his feet that are always perfect....:D
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You sure have a flare for blowing things all out of whack... 2 weeks, 4 women, 2 of which I dont want to have anything to do with... so in reality we are talking about 2 chicks (really hot Arab looking chick and the tall model looking chick). As for them being perfect... what can I say, I have standards. Turns out the Arab chick wasnt very perfect, though she was REALLY attractive, she put off a really wierd sneaky, underhanded vibe that I didnt like at all... Plus, I was warned that she was basically a massive flirt and is always with a different guy. What can I say, I got seduced... I'm a single guy and she is hot, its wasn't exactly a difficult task. I'm glad we didn't have sex, chicks like that are scary... might be toxic in there.
 
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BurlySurly said:
Oh, you're ripping on me? :rolleyes: And doing a good job of it too :rolleyes:

*note - LocoHomo is a tool.
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Uhm - well you shouldn't have 2 handed the fish. Is makes it look super small if you are not a giant. You don't look like a giant. If that is actually a fish, don't ever take a pic with your ween in both hands. :nope:
 
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golgiaparatus said:
Plus, I was warned that she was basically a massive flirt and is always with a different guy.
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Down here they call them hos.
 
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