[laura]

You know you love doo doo threads. You love it.

Let's talk about brushing teeth in public restrooms. That's where it gets interesting. There are these theories about floating poo particles.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

There are these theories about floating poo particles.

Isn't common household dust mostly dead human skin cells and dust mite fecal matter?

 

[laura]

Isn't common household dust mostly dead human skin cells and dust mite fecal matter?

Got me. Dust mite fecal matter can't be on par with floating people poo particles.

 

[reflux]

"I'm pretty sure my dick is cleaner than the sink and door handle."


That being said, I wash my hands 99.99% after peeing and 100% after pooing. w3rd.

 

[jimmydean]

Let's talk about brushing teeth in public restrooms. That's where it gets interesting. There are these theories about floating poo particles.

I like a clean mouth, but I have never brushed in the bathroom at work, it just seems strange to me.

Also, I don't understand people taking a phone call, I'm trying to focus. I can't imagine eating, I don't even take my coffee cup into the bathroom, let alone into the stall.

 

[Potroast88]

I can't imagine eating, I don't even take my coffee cup into the bathroom, let alone into the stall.

I like to get a bowl of chili from Wendy's and head straight to the crapper at work.

 

[jimmydean]

I like to eat a bowl of chili from Wendy's then head straight to the crapper at work.

That happens to me too.

 

[DirtyMike]

I ALWAYS FLUSH, but sometimes....... When they are particularly aromatic.... I will Disable the automatic air freshner and leave it linger for the poor guy who walks in next!!!!! Or just leave the door open to "Spread the love" all over the showroom!!!!

 

[Konabumm]

If it's a really impressive poop - I'll leave it for the next person

 

[Konabumm]

I pooped a question mark the other night and made my wife and kid come see it. Even brought the cat to look at it.

damn damn damn - I must spread some poop around

 

[laura]

I like a clean mouth, but I have never brushed in the bathroom at work, it just seems strange to me.

Also, I don't understand people taking a phone call, I'm trying to focus. I can't imagine eating, I don't even take my coffee cup into the bathroom, let alone into the stall.

Who the **** eats in the bathroom.

 

[r464]

I pooped a question mark the other night and made my wife and kid come see it. Even brought the cat to look at it.

The pride on their faces must have been blinding...

 

[Wingnut]

On a side note. I learned today to avoid the #3 stall on the first floor. A "user" just got sprayed with his own, ummmm, rejects? I think there is a problem with the water pressure, it sounded like a jet, followed by a loud curse word.......

 

[Dartman]

Who the **** eats in the bathroom.

Apparently enough to make a federal law against it...

 

[Austin Bike]

I've used turkish toilets in korea and china. It's all in the balance.

 

[offsprung]

According to that link I shouldn't have sex in the bathroom?

Wow, but the supply closet is too small.

oh come on, all you need is a little knuckle room.

 

[eaterofdog]

 

[valve bouncer]

I've used turkish toilets in korea and china. It's all in the balance.

These ponces don't know how good they have it until you're on a squatter at 3a.m, drunk as a lord, after a nasty curry.

 

[Austin Bike]

Turkish toilet + solid crap = achievable

Turkish toilet + curry crap = buy new pants

 

[Konabumm]

I vote for these thread to be added to "Best Of Ridemonkey"

 

[DRB]

Imagine trying to eat your chili taking a crap on these toilets. Or a curry crap for that matter. Don't wear your sandals.

 

[Ciaran]

One of my fave crowded bathroom tricks is to rip a big ol nasty fart while standing at the urinal or at the sink.

Kinda hard to run from it with your dick hanging out or while washing your hands.

 

[Konabumm]

do you courtesy flush

 

[Austin Bike]

Imagine trying to eat your chili taking a crap on these toilets. Or a curry crap for that matter. Don't wear your sandals.

The Shenzhen airport only had turkish toilets. It's a toss up crap on the turk or wait for the plane.

Then the flight gets delayed.

 

[Potroast88]

^^^^^^If that were my bathroom, I'd need a mop as well as that plunger.^^^^^^

 

[BurlyShirley]

Where does the pee go?

 

[Wingnut]

Where does the pee go?

Same place, hence:

Don't wear your sandals.

 

[Wingnut]

For the ladies:

http://magiccone.com/

 

[r464]

Falling asleep in the stall can lead to much humiliation...

 

[Wumpus]

Who the **** eats in the bathroom.

Better than your desk?

Average Desk Harbors 400 Times More Bacteria Than Average Toilet Seat

(CNN) -- In the peak of cold and flu season, many Americans may want to hide at their desks to avoid those hacking and sneezing co-workers. But health experts say that could be the very place that makes them sick.

A study by the University of Arizona in 2002 found the typical worker's desk has hundreds of times more bacteria per square inch than an office toilet seat. If that's not disturbing enough, desks, phones and other private surfaces are also prime habitats for the viruses that cause colds and flu.

Bacteria, single-celled organisms, can cause strep throat, pneumonia and other conditions. They can be treated with antibiotics. However, viruses, which are smaller than bacteria, cause colds and flu and cannot be treated with antibiotics.

Dr. Charles Gerba, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona, counted bacteria on workplace surfaces for a study sponsored by The Clorox Co., makers of Clorox bleach.

Office toilet seats had 49 germs per square inch, he found. But desktops had almost 21,000 germs per square inch. Phones were worse -- more than 25,000 germs per square inch.

Desks, phones, computer keyboards and mice are key germ transfer points because people touch them so often, Gerba said, adding that coughing and sneezing can leave behind "a minefield of viruses" that can live on a surface for up to three days. But health experts say that simple office hygiene can reduce infection risks dramatically.

"We know that 80 percent of the infections you get are transmitted through the environment," Gerba said.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/12/13/cold.flu.desk/index.html

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Maybe they were just proud of it?

That's what I was thinking.