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IH8Rice

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-Boondock Sainta II.....when the first one didnt suck enough, lets make another.
so cringe worthy.

-the Blind Side....ugh
 
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norbar

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-Boondock Sainta II.....when the first one didnt suck enough, lets make another.
so cringe worthy.

-the Blind Side....ugh
I actualy drunk-liked the first Boondock Saints. The 2nd one has none of its beerappeal.



Also - Am I the only one who things Tron was BOOOORING. I liked the old one (seen it for the 2nd time 1 year ago) but it tried to hard to be not an action movie. Though when Bridges channeled Lebowski i laughed.
 

IH8Rice

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I actualy drunk-liked the first Boondock Saints. The 2nd one has none of its beerappeal.



Also - Am I the only one who things Tron was BOOOORING. I liked the old one (seen it for the 2nd time 1 year ago) but it tried to hard to be not an action movie. Though when Bridges channeled Lebowski i laughed.
i tried all states of inebriation when watching the first one and none helped.

i love the first Tron and heard not so many good things about the newest one. i think i still have to see it though. the Dude abides.
 

DaveW

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I can't stand Hugh Grant movies.

and still seared into my mind from when I was a kid
"Battle truck"

 

norbar

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i tried all states of inebriation when watching the first one and none helped.

i love the first Tron and heard not so many good things about the newest one. i think i still have to see it though. the Dude abides.
It's watchable, just a bit slow for a big blockbuster movie. The action sequences were done were weak. The movie is 90% cool flashy lighty things and maybe 10% anything else (action,script, acting). Though I wont stop you - I was in the same place as you a few days ago. The 3D thing was done very well though. It was the first 3d movie that didn't make me want to pluck my eyes out. It's either thanks to the movie or IMAX.
 

blackohio

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I don't see whats your problem with it. It's an entertaining movie. Even if a bit stupid.



Also for bad - 9 deaths of a ninja. Seen it recently. It has karate midgets...

Seriously fighting midgets is a fantasy of mine. I know when I wake up with a raging hard-on that ive just beaten the **** out of a group of midgets in my sleep.
 

IH8Rice

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no... Starship Troopers 2 was worse. Got the trilogy from walmart. Was probably drunk or hung over when I bought it. At least the first one and third one had boobies. The 2nd one tried but failed in the execution.
i caught 10 mins of the 3rd and the CG apparently somehow got worse since the 1st one. its on again tonight and ill reevaluate when drunk.
the 2nd didnt have coed showers??? fail
 
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ultraNoob

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i caught 10 mins of the 3rd and the CG apparently somehow got worse since the 1st one. its on again tonight and ill reevaluate when drunk
Budget must have been near zero for the second one. The third one probably had half the budget of the first one.

Tough it out... it sorta gets better, then gets worse, then gets better... then boobies.
 

DirtyMike

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I went through this entire thread.... I gotta say i am dissapointes that the three worst movies ever, and only one was mentioned.

Mentioned was Pink Flamingo's... WTF

The next was Hard Candy... again WTF???

Worst of all.... EVER...... Teeth
 

jackalope

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Even with Drambuie and 7 Schlitz I couldn't make it through this one...



My buddy has the full JCVD movie collection, and this is the only one we gave up on. The only thing I can say is that at least it wasn't a porn movie...
 

Sandwich

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sit cringe sulk. I've heard it described as sitting in a lukewarm bath for two and a half hours, I think that's pretty accurate.