[Red Rabbit]

My roomate has had a woman over for a week. She is his "fag hag". They have been best friends since childhood.

WE had an agreement that guest could only stay over for 3 days at ta time on only twice a month.

with at least 14 days in between those periods.

She smokes weed from sun up to sun down. I hav asked her to stop smoking in the living room.

"Anton is ok with it"

She is from humbolt, she has well over 3 ounces with her ( i know this because she told me". She sells during the day. Once from my apt.

Should I call the cops?

I don't want her "buyers" coming into my apt.
I don't want my apt to always smell like wed when I walk in.

I have told my roomate such, he tells me to "stop being a dick"

I am thinking about calling the cops.

I am tired of this.

 

[gonefirefightin]

 

[LordOpie]

move.

 

[Red Rabbit]

12 month lease.

 

[LordOpie]

12 month lease.

Break it. Move.

 

[Zark]

You spineless pu$$y.
Kick his ass out, kick her out too and grow a pair.
send the weed to me

 

[Red Rabbit]

Break it. Move.

Dude, my parents cosigned.

 

[Red Rabbit]

You spineless pu$$y.
Kick his ass out, kick her out too and grow a pair.
send the weed to me

Cannot afford the rent alone.

 

[LordOpie]

well then, you're fvcked. I suggest meth.

 

[Red Rabbit]

well then, you're fvcked. I suggest meth.

With friends like you...

 

[r464]

 

[Red Rabbit]

I am going to tell him next time i see or smell weed I will call the cops.

 

[scrider]

I thought the answere was always PIIHB.. or kill them both

 

[gonefirefightin]

 

[Red Rabbit]

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What should I do then?

I mean, I do not want to be arrested . I do not want druggies in my apt.

The guys a dousche. I don't know what else to do. I can't beat his ass, he is a lot bigger than me.

 

[PatBranch]

Sue him!

 

[H8R]

Extort you fvcking idiot.

If they are selling weed out of that apartment then you AND your parents are fvcked if the place gets busted and your name and their name is on the lease.

You get busted and their credit get smeared.


Tell him you want a cut or you go to the cops. If he complains then break his fvcking bitch nose and get a new roommate. You're sharing the risk. Get paid.

 

[H8R]

(please note the above post is for entertainment purposes only)

 

[oly]

If his last name is Lavey, I'd leave him alone....

or

 

[oly]

(please note the above post is for entertainment purposes only)

Just like pinching some of his girls weed would be "for entertainment purposes only". Thats what I'd do.... What would they do? Call the cops? Wait... I've actually seen that on cops where someone called because their drugs were stolen... Nevermind......

 

[jimmydean]

You spineless pu$$y.
Kick his ass out, kick her out too and grow a pair.
send the weed to me

I fail to see the issue, and send the weed to Zark.

<edit> Get a new roommate, I doubt you could do worse on CL.

 

[geargrrl]

What should I do then?

I mean, I do not want to be arrested . I do not want druggies in my apt.

The guys a dousche. I don't know what else to do. I can't beat his ass, he is a lot bigger than me.

Kick them out, it's your a** on the line if there is a bust. Surely you can find another roommate... right?

 

[stevew]

If you only had some pcp, then you could really have some fun with her and her weed.

"I CAN FLY AND KILL!!!!"....as she leaps out a three story window to her death.

And if you get arrested and can't post, bonus.

 

[H8R]

I doubt you could do worse on CL.

edit: forgot the damn link:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/sha/480797570.html

 

[Spero]

I've never seen a fat gay dude kick anyone's ass...unless the dude that owned Danzig was gay.

You could always butter floors and video tape it...that seems to be a proven method.

 

[jimmydean]

edit: forgot the damn link:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/sha/480797570.html

Exactly what I was thinking. See how easy that was?

 

[Silver]

Wait, aren't you a libertarian?

You're the worst libertarian in the world. You're as bad at being a libertarian as Ted Haggard is at keeping a dick out of his mouth.

That, or you're just retarded. Little from column A, a little from column B perhaps?

 

[stevew]

edit: forgot the damn link:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/sha/480797570.html

other problems you might encounter..taking a s**t on the carpet and dragging their ass around on the carpet instead of wiping. Crapping in their hands and insisting on playing patty cake with you. Explaining to Roger why his pee pee sometimes gets hard.

 

[H8R]

Wait, aren't you a libertarian?

You spelled neanderthal wrong.

 

[SVPPB]

+

=

(one dead hippy)

and you can send her

to sober monkeys in need.

You'll be a hero, and there'll be dead hippies. I can't see a downside.

 

[offsprung]

I can't beat his ass, he is a lot bigger than me.

that's what tire irons are for

 

[BikeMike]

Steal his peach.

 

[SVPPB]

Wear this around the house


Or you could put on a bright pink man thong, walk up, crap in her bong, fart in her eyes (pink eye is rad) and then go masturbate in your roommates bed for six hours.

Then when they get offended its time for the retort of "well now who's being the dick, dick?"

 

[PatBranch]

SVBBP has the best idea. Do it!

 

[H8R]

What should I do then?

I mean, I do not want to be arrested . I do not want druggies in my apt.

Are you really this stupid? Seriously? Or is this situation not as bad as you are making it seem and you just need BS to post up here?

Kick his fat ass out or call the cops. Bigger than you doesn't mean sh1t. Just break his bitch nose with an upper palm strike and when he's down step on his neck.

or

Call your parents and have them come over and give you a bubble bath and some apple juice. Then ask mom to clean your vagina.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Wait till they go to sleep and toss a hungry pissed off pit-bull into their room. They'll get the message.

 

[jimmydean]

Call your parents and have them come over and give you a bubble bath and some apple juice. Then ask mom to clean your vagina.

Sand gets in the darnedest places.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Call your parents and have them come over and give you a bubble bath and some apple juice. Then ask mom to clean your vagina.

 

[SVPPB]

Red, is this you?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

or

Call your parents and have them come over and give you a bubble bath and some apple juice. Then ask mom to clean your vagina.

Ahahaha!!