Let's start with an easy one
Would you rather:
a) Make out with Tubgirl
b) Give Ron Jeremy a hickey on his taint
Would you rather:
a) Make out with Tubgirl
b) Give Ron Jeremy a hickey on his taint
Well duh! The wings of course....look if you're not even going to try....Would you rather:
1) have gorilla hair all over your body and if you tried to shave it, it just grew right back?
orrr
2) Inoperable man-sized bat wings?
That's not too bad...Dubya's funny when he talks.Listen to Barbara Streisand for the rest of your life.
or
Listen to GWB for the rest of your life.
this my friend is why i nominated you for biggest attention whore.Let's start with an easy one
Would you rather:
a) Make out with Tubgirl
b) Give Ron Jeremy a hickey on his taint
Either one would just make him angry.Hit MMike in the face with a hammer
or
Hit MMike in the face with a chainsaw
Raw dog. The Heev and all.Depends, are we talking raw or grilled?
You'd have to eat lots of either to gain a record...Eat Britney
or
Eat glass
Fifty-six-year-old Michael Lotito of Villars de Lans, France is known as Monsieur Mangetout, Mr. Eat-It-All. For reasons unclear, he began eating small amounts of glass and metal at age nine. Over the course of his lifetime he has consumed seven television sets, six chandeliers, a computer, 18 bicycles, 15 supermarket carts, two beds, a pair of skis, a coffin, and a Cessna airplane. He is able to eat up to two pounds of metal per day, has regular bowel movements, and has never had any serious stomach problems. It should be noted however that recent x-rays discovered a chain and several other pieces of metal still working their way through his digestive system.
Shiiiat, I probably have 18 bicycles buried under my skin by now.You'd have to eat lots of either to gain a record...
This guy prefers glass over french food:
Would I actually be allowed to perform whichever act gets me registered as a sex offender without having to go to prison?Would you rather go to prison for 3 years?
Or
Be forced to register as a sex offender for life?
Happy Holidays.
Worst:Bang:
Julia Child, or
Angela Lansbury
WARNING WARNINGBang:
Julia Child, or
Angela Lansbury
b) i'd do loco, even with picsa) Do graphics and have the pics posted on RM
b) Do Loco w/ no pics or proof on RM
He's *like* a devout Catholic vegan? But he isn't?A kid i go to school with is like a devout catholic vegan.
Julia Child died in 2005...Julia Child.
She can probably cook something delicious after.
**Edit, I forgot to 'quote' the post this refers to. But you get it. Basically, I just said I'd like to have sex with Julia Child. Huzzah!**