[chicodude]

...........her skin has literally become one with the sofa............

im not sure whether th laugh or cry



i guess ill laugh

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

ok so does this mean that she had not taken a shower in years? dude i am gonna puke

 

[golgiaparatus]

omg. if thats true, then i dont see how its possible.

How does someone lay on a couch without moving for 5 years? How do they take a crap, etc.?

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

yeah what he said

 

[DVNT]

My friend is a nurse and has plenty of horror stories about big people.

One in particular that was getting some blood work done and wasn't supposed to eat for 12 hours before her exam.
They found two PB&J's tucked into a fold of skin under her left arm.

She's claimed to have forgetten they were there.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

My friend is a nurse and has plenty of horror stories about big people.

One in particular that was getting some blood work done and wasn't supposed to eat for 12 hours before her exam.
They found two PB&J's tucked into a fold of skin under her left arm.

She's claimed to have forgetten they were there.

personally i think allot of this is BS i have heard like 85 stories like this on this board alone...do you know this for sure, because it seems like every mfer knows a chick who knows a nurse who pulled a sweaty sandwich out of some morbidly obese chicks fat thigh flap prior to surgery...sorry if this is def a true story

 

[DVNT]

Well, I wasn't actually there..... :eviltongu

But she is a nurse and she's too straight edge to make anything up. Which sucks cause she's a cool girl and really cute too, but BORING.

One of those I don't color outside the lines kinda people.