[jonKranked]

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/trump-appears-to-have-fallen-out-of-love-with-the-idea-of-being-president/

 

[jonKranked]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/americans-vacationing-overseas-find-themselves-on-a-donald-trump-apology-tour/2016/08/11/cb6b30ac-5fd1-11e6-af8e-54aa2e849447_story.html?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_1_na

 

[kidwoo]

Dear July;

You've always been a stupid month. Flag tank tops, trash on the beach, and brains too hot and sweaty to really think straight.

Dear sept, oct and nov, et al;

Don't be like July. July's a douchebag.

 

[jimmydean]

Trump is actually perfect for this country

Seriously, who else is more qualified to help the United States project a false air of strength and prosperity to the world? It’s what I’ve been doing for myself every single day of my life.

 

[eric strt6]

Anyone want to buy a load of...

Donald Trump Pledges to 'Reject Bigotry and Hatred'
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-pledges-reject-bigotry-hatred-n632336

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Anyone want to buy a load of...

Donald Trump Pledges to 'Reject Bigotry and Hatred'
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/donald-trump-pledges-reject-bigotry-hatred-n632336

Trump said this today as well:

“I am who I am,” Trump said. “It’s me. I don’t want to change. Everyone talks about, ‘Oh, well you’re going to pivot.’ I don’t want to pivot. I mean, you have to be you. If you start pivoting, you’re not being honest with people.”

 

[stevew]

john mclaughlin died.

 

[Westy]

I think all the comparisons of Donald Trump to Hitler have been way off base, he is much closer to a great leader from the future.

Also, this is the funniest thing I have heard in weeks

 

[syadasti]

Deez Nutz 2016: http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/291759-poll-jill-stein-tied-with-harambe-trailing-deez-nutz-in-texas

 

[jimmydean]

It's not about the polls!!!

“We have to stop with these polls, they’re insane,” Bolling declared on “The Five” on Wednesday (skip to 5:06 in the video above for this part). “You look at a Trump rally and there’s 12, 15,000, 10,000 people and then you look at Hillary Clinton and you have, I don’t know, 1,500, 2,000.”

 

[syadasti]

Trump statues: http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/18/12538672/nude-donald-trump-statues-union-square-los-angeles-indecline

 

[Pesqueeb]

Trump statues: http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/18/12538672/nude-donald-trump-statues-union-square-los-angeles-indecline

"The emperor has no balls."

 

[jonKranked]

Trump statues: http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/18/12538672/nude-donald-trump-statues-union-square-los-angeles-indecline

discolored butt flaps

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[Pesqueeb]

LULZ

 

[jimmydean]

I will never lie to you

"Sometimes, in the heat of debate, and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don’t choose the right words or you say the wrong thing. I have done that, and believe it or not I regret it"

 

[syadasti]

 

[jonKranked]

I will never lie to you

but i thought he had the best words?

 

[jstuhlman]

he is well on the way to making words great again.

 

[DaveW]

*snigger*

http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/08/18/trump-livid-after-artist-planted-naked-statues-of-him-in-5-major-u-s-cities-graphic-images/

 

[Pesqueeb]

Holy shit......

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Holy shit......

You're correct that it's shit, but it ain't holy.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Holy shit......

So after Trump exhausts all political resources for crazy people to run his campaign will he then start recruiting from mental institutions or random homeless people who yell at everyone and no one ?

 

[jackalope]

So after Trump exhausts all political resources for crazy people to run his campaign will he then start recruiting from mental institutions or random homeless people who yell at everyone and no one ?

Maybe he'll start a contest to get someone to design a campaign logo for free. It will be the best logo.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Maybe he'll start a contest to get someone to design a campaign logo for free. It will be the best logo.

Yuge, everyone is saying so.

 

[jimmydean]

Holy shit......

"He also recognizes there is a threat around the world, not just here in Minnesota, of radical Islam”

Because Minnesota was the original target for 9/11, but it was too secure.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Smarter than Michele Bachmann.

 

[jonKranked]

Smarter than Michele Bachmann.

"Okay Donnie. You call Mrs Clinton a poopy head and say she smells like farts. Draw a picture of her with stink lines. yes you can borrow my crayons."

 

[jonKranked]

Holy shit......

“He’s a common-sense guy, not into political correctness, rational thought, or having a single fucking clue about anything."

 

[jonKranked]

probably goes best here:

 

[jimmydean]

probably goes best here:

I love that last line "we don't even see the irony. I love it"

 

[Jm_]

Smarter than Michele Bachmann.

The kid probably saw the movie

 

[Westy]

I love that last line "we don't even see the irony. I love it"

 

[stevew]

dig deep....hillary only needs half a billion more to defeat cheetos jesus....

 

[syadasti]

Drumpf family directly supports their evil foundation: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/242088-trump-gave-at-least-100k-to-clinton-foundation.

 

[jimmydean]

Dallas Morning News breaks 75-year tradition

The Dallas Morning News has not endorsed a Democrat for president since before World War II. Nearly 20 elections have come and gone since then and the paper has stuck with the Republican nominee in every one of them, its editorial board notes, saying the party more closely shares its values of free markets and strong national defense.

This election, it is going in another direction. The Texas paper has endorsed Hillary Clinton.

 

[jonKranked]

this thread hasn't been very active lately. is everyone else in disbelief that it's 2016 and we have to vote for giant douche or turd sandwich?

 

[syadasti]

Clinton reverts to Trump's support for dirty corn ethanol. Doesn't want to lose Iowa, not a progressive candidate either:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/08/04/clinton-campaign-defends-position-ethanol-mandate/88268530/

Very dirty (also note bad for older/small engines too):

http://www.ewg.org/agmag/2015/10/epa-watchdog-probes-climate-pollution-dirty-corn-ethanol

http://www.ewg.org/agmag/2015/05/how-corn-ethanol-worse-climate-change-keystone-pipeline

Meshes well with her pro GMO/pro Iowa record on Monsanto and poorly regulated biotech:

http://www.fooddemocracynow.org/campaign/hillary-s-monsanto-how-clinton-state-department-became-global-marketing-arm-monsanto

 

[rideit]

Insert 'Corn Dog' joke here...

 

[jonKranked]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/josh-rogin/wp/2016/09/08/inside-the-collapse-of-trumps-d-c-policy-shop/