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gecko

gecko

I'm Batman
Jun 28, 2001
252
0
Toronto, Canada
Moe vs. the lie detector

Moe: ok, can we hurry this up? I have a hot date tonight.
L.D.: (alarm)
Moe: a date
L.D.: (alarm)
Moe: ok, I'm going to stay home and watch tv
L.D.: (alarm)
Moe: fine, I'm going to watch porn
L.D.: (alarm)
Moe: Fine! I'm going to oogle the girls in the Victoria's Secret catalogue...happy?
L.D.: (alarm)
Moe: Sears catalogue
L.D.: (ding)
Moe: That's it I don't deserve this
L.D.: (alarm)
 
jhusktrials

jhusktrials

Monkey
Dec 29, 2001
223
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Denver
Homer-Or what, you'll unleash the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees.

Willie-Aih, thats my retirement grease.

Burns-(while devilishly twitching his fingers together)Let them have their tar...tar sauce.


I remember bailing out of some ice capade thing with my Grandma and Grandpa to watch the very first episode.
 
Joe Pozer

Joe Pozer

Mullet Head
Aug 22, 2001
673
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Redwood City
In "SIMPSON AND DELILAH" where does Homer get his new tailored suit?

A. The Fat or Freaky Men's Warehouse
B. The Long and Portly of It
C. Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman
D. Plus Size Palace

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Answer: C
 
skiba

skiba

Yah Mon
Sep 24, 2001
29
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i dont know if these have been posted yet but:

Lenny: The assualt rifle has been getting a lot of bad rap, but is actually quite useful for hunting today's "super animals"; such as the flying squirel

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Homer: Marge, I'm not going to lie to you....(walks out of the room)
 
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taylor

Chimp
Nov 28, 2001
16
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Regina,Sask
The episode where Homer goes to clown school and is enjoying the rewards of looking like Crusty:
In the reseraunt:
Italian chef: "Crusty come with me,you don't have to sit with this scum".
Customers get all upset.
Chef:" Whaaat? I only consider you scum compared to Crusty".
Crowd is pleased and goes on eating.
Chef pops back in the picture "So you see how your scum".
Kills me every time I see it!
 
BrokenChain

BrokenChain

Monkey
Oct 26, 2001
315
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NWCT
Bart: "Come on everybody, it'll be just like Swiss Family Robinson...Only with more cussing. We're gonna live like kings I tell ya...Damn hell ass kings!"
 
Bikerpunk241

Bikerpunk241

Monkey
Sep 28, 2001
765
0
Sorry if these have already been posted.
Apu: silly customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie.




Cheif Wiggum: how cute a baby driving, and look a dog (can't remember the rest)
 
Toshi

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
38,319
7,744
Originally posted by NFaust
Homer: "With $1000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all sorts of useful things, like love."
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That would be $10000. That episode was just on a few days ago... "Please stop head-butting me..."
 
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urmombbgiakleaa

Guest
I love the episode when Bart sells his soul to Milhouse, who then trades it to the comic book guy.
 
Lucee

Lucee

govenor
Jan 16, 2002
284
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nor cal
My memory must be going in my old age. I just saw the new ones, & there were some good quotes, but I can't remember any.
Anyone??
 
Lucee

Lucee

govenor
Jan 16, 2002
284
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nor cal
Originally posted by Heidi
How can I be mad at you when you taste soo good?

Homer with the neverending sandwich.
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Nice!! Homer & food, it's like me & food!!
How was the w/end?
 
Heidi

Heidi

Der hund ist laut und braun
Aug 22, 2001
10,184
797
Bend, Oregon
Originally posted by Lucee


Nice!! Homer & food, it's like me & food!!
How was the w/end?
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I posted a write-up in the rippin chix pics thread, probably burried by now though.:( Hey, congrats on the race!
 
Lucee

Lucee

govenor
Jan 16, 2002
284
0
nor cal
Originally posted by Heidi


I posted a write-up in the rippin chix pics thread, probably burried by now though.:( Hey, congrats on the race!
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Thanks. Dontcha just love the class size at local races?
Hmmm, I'm on dial up, maybe I'll have time to check out your post.:think:
 
Heidi

Heidi

Der hund ist laut und braun
Aug 22, 2001
10,184
797
Bend, Oregon
Originally posted by Lucee


Thanks. Dontcha just love the class size at local races?
Hmmm, I'm on dial up, maybe I'll have time to check out your post.:think:
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Yeah, I'll be lucky to have 3 women in my class at Big Bear AM Cup this year.
 
Lucee

Lucee

govenor
Jan 16, 2002
284
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nor cal
Originally posted by Heidi


Yeah, I'll be lucky to have 3 women in my class at Big Bear AM Cup this year.
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Well, shoot! I've been considering the am cup this year. I know I'll do a couple of them. I'll hafta come by & say hi. I'll even cheer ya on!!
 
Heidi

Heidi

Der hund ist laut und braun
Aug 22, 2001
10,184
797
Bend, Oregon
Originally posted by Lucee


Well, shoot! I've been considering the am cup this year. I know I'll do a couple of them. I'll hafta come by & say hi. I'll even cheer ya on!!
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Maybe there are more DH'ers there??? Yes, we'll have to meet up.
 
Lucee

Lucee

govenor
Jan 16, 2002
284
0
nor cal
Originally posted by Heidi


Maybe there are more DH'ers there??? Yes, we'll have to meet
up.
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I'm sure Maxine Irving will be there. I know a couple others that will probably be there.
I'll keep ya in mind when I make plans to go.
 
Heidi

Heidi

Der hund ist laut und braun
Aug 22, 2001
10,184
797
Bend, Oregon
Originally posted by Lucee



I'm sure Maxine Irving will be there. I know a couple others that will probably be there.
I'll keep ya in mind when I make plans to go.
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Yes, Maxine and Anka.
 
Random

Random

Chimp
Aug 14, 2001
69
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Joplin, MO
Originally posted by Dog Welder
I still haven't seen the one where they go to Japan and have to enter in one of those kooky Japanese game shows to return tickets...
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I loved that one. I liked when they were in the hotel room watching TV. :thumb:
 
-BB-

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
4,254
28
Livin it up in the O.C.
Originally posted by Lucee


You're as bad as the :monkey: s!!
I meant we could use our powers to further our own interests.
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Lucee, You are supposed to say:

"I like you and all Heidi, but I just don't go that way. I mean I know I'm TOTALLY hot and all, but I am strictly-Dickly. Sorry."
 
ATXjimATX

ATXjimATX

the artist formerly known as OldDickDynamite
Oct 4, 2001
79
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Austin, TEXAS
MISS HOOVER: Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
RALPH: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

RALPH: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

RALPH: Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me


-my all time favorite (because i find it disturbing, like much of what Ralph says)
Ms. HOOVER: Ralph, remember when you said The Lone Ranger was outside?
RALPH: He was going to the bathroom

makes me go hehe.ew.hehe.ew.
 
Lucee

Lucee

govenor
Jan 16, 2002
284
0
nor cal
Originally posted by -BB-


Lucee, You are supposed to say:

"I like you and all Heidi, but I just don't go that way. I mean I know I'm TOTALLY hot and all, but I am strictly-Dickly. Sorry."
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LMAO!! Well, the season's just starting, I may be able to work that in yet! I haven't heard that before, I got a new phrase!!:eek:
 
Lucee

Lucee

govenor
Jan 16, 2002
284
0
nor cal
Originally posted by OldDickDynamite
MISS HOOVER: Just try to sleep while the other children are learning
RALPH: Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

RALPH: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

RALPH: Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me


-my all time favorite (because i find it disturbing, like much of what Ralph says)
Ms. HOOVER: Ralph, remember when you said The Lone Ranger was outside?
RALPH: He was going to the bathroom

makes me go hehe.ew.hehe.ew.
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Ralph is definitely underrated.
 
Joe Pozer

Joe Pozer

Mullet Head
Aug 22, 2001
673
0
Redwood City
Originally posted by Lucee


I meant we could use our powers to further our own interests.
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I can just see it...Heidi and Lucee using their powers for evil...
Sends chills up my spine just thinking about it...Let's hope such a thing never happens...
 
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