Be sure to tidy up all your loose ends. I just bought a bag of herion and lined up a rainbow of call girls. Also going to eat at Peter Luger's every damn night this week.
Reminder: World to end this Saturday
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I, for one, look forward to the sweet release that death will bring.
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I'm fine with this as long as the 2011 WC season is continued up in heaven.
I prefer to be called an apostate, personally.
Damn, I bet Joker is going to be pissed! All those work hours and time spent saving for the future. Can't take it with you.
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Holmes's got himself a billboard on the westbound BQE just past the Kosciusko Bridge and an army of street prophets parading around NYC. Considering ordering those folks some pizzas come 6:01 pm Saturday.
Why?
As long as my new bike shows up Friday and I get a few miles on it i'll be cool.
Not going to happen
Because mine still worksWhy?
Is that why nobody calls you a dick anymore?Because mine still works
Yeah I read an article on NPR on that guy and others like him, it's crazy to say the least. I saw the caravan of RV's roll through Little Rock a few months ago but didn't pay any attention to it until I read that article and was like WTF is up with this mess.
Those folks have a serious case of escapism and gnosticism going on....
Techinically according to these nut cases the world won't end until October, it's only the "righteous" that get beamed aboard the Enterprise on the 21st....
The week is going to end on the 21st, it is a Saturday. The calendar proves it!
i'm going to eat as many tacos as I can, just in case.
And even more pissed when he goes to hell for being a money handler. Good day for me though, there are perks to being part of god's chosen people.
yea but your "chosen" status was declared null and void when you got that sh*tty backroom tattoo
You believed Father O'Flannery too, eh?
so you believe in fairy tales?
That's why I am a follower of the ancient pharaonic religion of Egypt. Now I just gotta dig a big hole, fill it with bikes and wait.
Much?
oh, it was the same guy?
Loren is a messianic jew? whodathunk 
You know, the ops plan is all wrong.
You get all that heroin, and your libido is going to be off, plus you have the backed up crapper thing happening-all that Peter Lugar steak isn't going to be sitting well.
You'd be much better off going on the Charlie Sheen mountain o' coke diet until Saturday, I think.
You get all that heroin, and your libido is going to be off, plus you have the backed up crapper thing happening-all that Peter Lugar steak isn't going to be sitting well.
You'd be much better off going on the Charlie Sheen mountain o' coke diet until Saturday, I think.
Dear Devout Followers,
I will gladly lend you $1,000 today in return for your promise to pay me $100,000 on May 22nd. I'll take your house as collateral. That $1,000 should buy you another couple of advertisements around the city, and when the world ends on May 21st you won't have to pay the loan back anyway.
Thanks,
Dante's inFiscal Lending Company
I will gladly lend you $1,000 today in return for your promise to pay me $100,000 on May 22nd. I'll take your house as collateral. That $1,000 should buy you another couple of advertisements around the city, and when the world ends on May 21st you won't have to pay the loan back anyway.
Thanks,
Dante's inFiscal Lending Company
I thought it was 6:00pm where the first "earthquake" would start....somewhere in the Pacific Rim....
See you guys the 22nd
wow...taken out of context, that's really gross.I thought it was 6:00pm where the first "earthquake" would start....somewhere in the Pacific Rim....
I'm guessing that with all his "studying" of the bible he never got as far as Revelation's 3:3....
Yeah, but he found some other verse that says something along the lines of "you cant know the time of the rapture until the end days."
So if we're already in the "end days" then he can know when the apocalypse is coming.
So if we're already in the "end days" then he can know when the apocalypse is coming.
Yeah... Jesus (some Arab dude who would get his legs blown off right quick these days) thought the world would end in his lifetime. If the son of God can't get it right, folks are supposed to trust some doddering old man?
I love how these crazies PORE over the bible like God hid something just for them. It's translated, you idiots, and not particularly well at that.
I love how these crazies PORE over the bible like God hid something just for them. It's translated, you idiots, and not particularly well at that.
Seriously though, what's the difference between this guy and someone who believes in a virgin birth after the young girl was impregnated by a ghost who technically fathered himself but that's a confusing part there's only one God but it's three guys and the two guys had to kill the kid because a woman ate an apple that a talking snake advised her to eat 6000 years ago?
It only gets crazy when you attach a specific date to it?
It only gets crazy when you attach a specific date to it?
As he stated yes the quake that will kill all that are good is @ 6pm just not sure the time zone. Others that will live will suffer until October something. There will be less people on the trails and new features to hit so hey...I thought it was 6:00pm where the first "earthquake" would start....somewhere in the Pacific Rim....