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DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Oz
I think I enjoy this more than the Christmas I have with my own family.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
I wish I could explain how happy this post made me!!!
Its the truth magn.
I couldn't, even in my own family, give them midget porn and shake weight, or a huge stack of Asian porn. They just wouldn't get it.

On the other hand, since you do this for us, I get to have an outlet for my Christmas madness. Its the best, so thanks again!
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
Its the truth magn.
I couldn't, even in my own family, give them midget porn and shake weight, or a huge stack of Asian porn. They just wouldn't get it.

On the other hand, since you do this for us, I get to have an outlet for my Christmas madness. Its the best, so thanks again!
You're welcome! I certainly enjoy seeing people's creativity on here and I never cease to be amazed by what people get each other and some of the packaging.

I also love that it connects the people on here on another level where many times they actually have to go and research what their ELF likes etc....
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,781
19,100
Riding the baggage carousel.
Great Success!!! Box full O' win arrived today. My Santa rules! Pictures to follow, apparently the wife has killed both the batteries for the camera and charged neither of them. :disgust:
Update! Now with pictures!










Handerpants? :confused::rofl:
Thanks Quo Fan for my future contributions to the "right now I'm drinking" thread!




I feel way behind the power curve based on what I've seen you others do. I blame this on it being my first :monkey: SS. I'm really gonna have to step up next year, although I'm not even gonna try with the goatse box.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,718
26,946
media blackout
i had received the goatse box from 4xboy... I can't remember who sent it to him, but that was the maker. It's officially tradition now.

we should start writing the names on it of who gets it each year, like the stanley cup.
 

Arkayne

I come bearing GIFs
May 10, 2005
3,738
15
SoCal
i had received the goatse box from 4xboy... I can't remember who sent it to him, but that was the maker. It's officially tradition now.

we should start writing the names on it of who gets it each year, like the stanley cup.
Woowoo, that was me!

Waiting for my elf as well...

Delivered, December 20, 2010, 6:06 pm, XXXXXXXXX, CA XXXXX


hahah nice box! I see seeds in that brittle! I can't wait to dig into that one, should I be cautious? Also, I finally get to taste the Dr. Gonzo's sauce you've highly recommended to others! Thx for the goodies!
 
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BadDNA

hophead
Mar 31, 2006
4,263
237
Living the dream.
hahah nice box! I see seeds in that brittle! I can't wait to dig into that one, should I be cautious? Also, I finally get to taste the Dr. Gonzo's sauce you've highly recommended to others! Thx for the goodies!
What you may be missing in that brittle is the bacon. It's also got a bit of cayenne in it. It's tasty but packs a bit of a punch, be sure to share. :D

Those sauces I sent are just the tip of the iceberg, if you really dig them, check out his website and try some of the hotter stuff. He's not the type of guy to make things hot just for the sake of burning your face off though, the heat is secondary to flavor.
 

Arkayne

I come bearing GIFs
May 10, 2005
3,738
15
SoCal
Ding dong - wow , that's one day earlier that expected

12/21/2010 3:58 a.m. Out for delivery
12/21/2010 3:00 a.m. Arrival scan
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,485
Groton, MA
I'm pretty sure I had my stuff delivered to my work....and unless it's here by tomorrow, I won't see it until next Monday, as I'm out Thurs and Friday.

It's not like I'm in any sort of rush for it, just wanted to give my SS a heads up not to worry about getting it here on or before the 24th.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
I'm pretty sure I had my stuff delivered to my work....and unless it's here by tomorrow, I won't see it until next Monday, as I'm out Thurs and Friday.

It's not like I'm in any sort of rush for it, just wanted to give my SS a heads up not to worry about getting it here on or before the 24th.
I believe...... your package was damaged by UPS and returned to Santa. I "think" santa will be making a house call soon.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,485
Groton, MA
I believe...... your package was damaged by UPS and returned to Santa. I "think" santa will be making a house call soon.
Feel free to tell him/her no worries (if it was indeed mine), and send it out whenever they get to it....honestly no rush at all.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,485
Groton, MA
If it was her, I would demand a round trip ticket to Bend to partake in a week of her awesome lifestyle of sports and beer drinking.
 

BadDNA

hophead
Mar 31, 2006
4,263
237
Living the dream.
Woowoo, that was me!





I see seeds in that brittle!
That brittle is also from Dr. Gonzo's but is a limited batch item and is usually all sold out before the production is even complete. It's got cayenne, crushed red pepper and bacon. I can't begin to tell you how tasty it is.
 

Total Heckler

Beer and Bike Enthusiast
Apr 28, 2005
8,180
210
Santa Cruz, CA
My Elf's gift (part 1 of 2) is set to arrive today...

Processed through Sort Facility, December 21, 2010, 11:49 am, (somewhere on the east coast out for delivery)
Processed through Sort Facility, December 20, 2010, 4:46 pm, SAN JOSE, CA 95101
Processed through Sort Facility, December 20, 2010, 3:31 pm, SANTA CRUZ, CA 95060
Processed through Sort Facility, December 20, 2010, 1:31 pm, SANTA CRUZ, CA 95062
Acceptance, December 20, 2010, 10:16 am, SANTA CRUZ, CA 95062
 
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I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,736
10,656
MTB New England
SCORE on the Secret Santa!!

Box o' loot.


BEER! I like beer imo.


I Are Baboon travel mug! This is awesome. :weee: These I Are Baboon mugs really ought to be for sale in the ridemonkey store. They'd sell thousands.


The haul: Beer, travel mug, Kenda socks, Luna Bar packing peanuts (vanilla macadamia!), Orbea shirt, and a holiday hug (yes, hug) which was on my list. :D


So many Luna Bars that they would not fit in a shoe box. :D


I can't thank you enough. TreeSaw!!

'Would do business with again. Great secret santa. A+++++'
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,026
15,116
Portland, OR
I wanted to let the Secret Santa crew know that GFF pulled a Sonny Bono on a snowmobile and is currently laid up in the hospital. He promises to get his gift out as soon as he is released and a ride report with pics to follow.

Carry on about your merry way.
 

TreeSaw

Mama Monkey
Oct 30, 2003
17,810
2,126
Dancin' over rocks n' roots!
SCORE on the Secret Santa!!

I can't thank you enough. TreeSaw!!

'Would do business with again. Great secret santa. A+++++'
:D YEAH!!!! I am glad you liked everything! It was supposed to be sent in a bike box, complete with a cardboard tube bike frame, but the shipping costs more than doubled so I elected to use LUNA packing peanuts instead :)

Happy holidays :)
 

CBJ

year old fart
Mar 19, 2002
13,144
4,966
Copenhagen, Denmark
Tons of stuff from I got from Nick.



I was clearly a secret santa noob and did not wrap my present to Jon even as I am getting close to 39 its still fun to unwrap a present so good job to Nick for making it fun to open my box. I will improve next year.