....and so the duck says: Not on MY bill, you don't!!
MMike A fowl peckerwood. Sep 5, 2001 18,207 105 just sittin' here drinkin' scotch Apr 25, 2007 #1 ....and so the duck says: Not on MY bill, you don't!!
MMike A fowl peckerwood. Sep 5, 2001 18,207 105 just sittin' here drinkin' scotch Apr 25, 2007 #2 Wrecked 'im? Damn near killed 'im!
Jeremy R <b>x</b> Nov 15, 2001 9,699 1,056 behind you with a snap pop Apr 25, 2007 #4 One to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house.
I Are Baboon The Full Dopey Aug 6, 2001 32,507 9,749 MTB New England Apr 25, 2007 #5 Look at that S car go!
binary visions The voice of reason Jun 13, 2002 22,116 1,184 NC Apr 25, 2007 #6 ...so one fish says to the other fish, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed Oct 18, 2002 11,003 149 The Cleft of Venus Apr 25, 2007 #7 I'm a panda.... look it up!
I Are Baboon The Full Dopey Aug 6, 2001 32,507 9,749 MTB New England Apr 25, 2007 #9 So I said "No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"
N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed Oct 18, 2002 11,003 149 The Cleft of Venus Apr 25, 2007 #10 "Hell, I could see that her panties wouldn't fit me, so I took the bike.."
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #11 ...to match all the other appliances in the house.
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #12 ..there's no such thing as the tooth fairy.
N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed Oct 18, 2002 11,003 149 The Cleft of Venus Apr 25, 2007 #13 "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #14 ...the other 4 to say "Fabulous".
binary visions The voice of reason Jun 13, 2002 22,116 1,184 NC Apr 25, 2007 #15 ...so the man says, "Here, iron this!"
robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady! May 2, 2005 10,677 0 Out of my mind, back in a moment. Apr 25, 2007 #17 ...nothing, because you already told her twice!
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #18 ...So the moral of the story is, never get a vasectomy from an unlicensed electrician!
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #19 ...I like the way you think.
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #20 ..."Achhk, you bahhhhhstaaard! That's not me bagpipe!"
robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady! May 2, 2005 10,677 0 Out of my mind, back in a moment. Apr 25, 2007 #21 ...the president just took my knapsack.
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #22 ...and so the rabbi looks at the priest and asks, "Do all Catholics wear bacon Speedos?"
binary visions The voice of reason Jun 13, 2002 22,116 1,184 NC Apr 25, 2007 #23 Then the short guy pulls up his pants and says, "You're 35 and you still believe in leprechauns?"
SK6 Turbo Monkey Jul 10, 2001 7,586 0 Shut up and ride... Apr 25, 2007 #24 So the personal injury attorney says, "Ha! Even the prostitute imprisoned in my basement dungeon could do better than that!"
So the personal injury attorney says, "Ha! Even the prostitute imprisoned in my basement dungeon could do better than that!"
binary visions The voice of reason Jun 13, 2002 22,116 1,184 NC Apr 25, 2007 #25 ...her husband thinks for a minute, nods and says, "Did he drop off the $200 he owes me?"
Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass Mar 31, 2006 5,909 36 Here. I'm just not sure where "here" is. Apr 25, 2007 #26 If the Foo sh!ts, wear it.
Quo Fan don't make me kick your ass Mar 31, 2006 5,909 36 Here. I'm just not sure where "here" is. Apr 25, 2007 #27 "My country TIS of thee..."
brungeman I give a shirt Jan 17, 2006 5,170 0 da Burgh Apr 25, 2007 #28 "beer nuts are a dollar fifty and deer nuts are under a buck"
robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady! May 2, 2005 10,677 0 Out of my mind, back in a moment. Apr 25, 2007 #29 ...rocky mountain oysters are bull testicles mate!
binary visions The voice of reason Jun 13, 2002 22,116 1,184 NC Apr 25, 2007 #31 The cashier smiles and says, "No, because you're ugly!"
N8 v2.0 Not the sharpest tool in the shed Oct 18, 2002 11,003 149 The Cleft of Venus Apr 25, 2007 #32 "It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "that Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
cadmus Monkey May 24, 2006 755 0 PNW Apr 25, 2007 #33 "All the good ones are taken and the ones that aren't are handicapped"
urbaindk The Real Dr. Science Jul 12, 2004 4,819 0 Sleepy Hollar Apr 25, 2007 #34 Two obese Pattys, special Ross, Lester Sneeze, picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
BigMike BrokenbikeMike Jul 29, 2003 8,931 0 Montgomery county MD Apr 25, 2007 #35 ...Someone dropped a quarter
BigMike BrokenbikeMike Jul 29, 2003 8,931 0 Montgomery county MD Apr 25, 2007 #37 ...mommy, turn the lights on, daddy's parking the car in the garage!
BigMike BrokenbikeMike Jul 29, 2003 8,931 0 Montgomery county MD Apr 25, 2007 #38 ...the car holds six!
BKQuill Turbo Monkey Dec 19, 2004 1,016 0 Rangers Lead the Way Apr 25, 2007 #39 ...it's only kinky the first time
BigMike BrokenbikeMike Jul 29, 2003 8,931 0 Montgomery county MD Apr 25, 2007 #40 ...flip her over, its an 8 year old boy