Trump's Presidency 2017 - 2021
tv news coverage this morning is hilarious...
CNN: Flynn guilty, directed to contact Russians by transition team
MSNBC: Flynn cooperating with Mueller, President's exposure grows
Fox News: Democrat Senate sex abusers need to resign
CNN: Flynn guilty, directed to contact Russians by transition team
MSNBC: Flynn cooperating with Mueller, President's exposure grows
Fox News: Democrat Senate sex abusers need to resign
Indulge my curiosity for a moment. Do you have any ethos or belief outside of "sneering, hipper than thou, guy ringing up purchases at the used record store"?
He likes fire lookouts, so probably likes Jack Kerouac?
i don't fuck with used record stores because they generally rip people off.....i would like trump to die in a house fire.....kick me when something serious happens....continue jerking off amongsts yourselves...
Apparently he is a soldier defending Christmas against, ya know, the war on it and stuff.
or i could be a pussy who needs a strong cup of coffee in order to wake up to bitch about said xmas carols....
"I don't know who this Flynn guy is. He was a tiny person in the campaign, very unimportant. Brought covfefe once or twice, but he's not a big deal."
"I don't know who this Kushner guy is. He was a tiny person in the campaign, very unimportant. Brought covfefe once or twice, but he's not a big deal."
And yes. I'm going to use this quote for every new or possible indictment all the way up to the President* himself.
And yes. I'm going to use this quote for every new or possible indictment all the way up to the President* himself.
Come on now, we may be an ornery bunch but we aren't savages. We are kind enough to jerk each other off.
I wanna see Kushner and Trump go down for violating the Logan Act.
Because those who don't study history...
Because those who don't study history...
...re-write it to fit their narrative?
It was Kushner ... wow he's fucked.
And, by anyone's standards, that's coordination with the Russians.
I wonder how long until the pardons start flying.
edit: I take that back. Direction happened after the election.
And, by anyone's standards, that's coordination with the Russians.
I wonder how long until the pardons start flying.
edit: I take that back. Direction happened after the election.
Boeing is not getting their money's worth from the Trump donation bribe
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-01/mattis-is-said-to-warn-he-won-t-accept-any-flawed-boeing-tankers
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-01/mattis-is-said-to-warn-he-won-t-accept-any-flawed-boeing-tankers
Obama warned him not to include Flynn in his administration.
I'll bitch about Xmas carols before coffee, thank you very much!
tiny hands....small target....bound to miss...
So its all the black/Muslim/non native born/smokers fault...I knew it! Obviously his warning wasnt warny enough!
Issue alternative facts to correct all the fake news which is SAD.
Fucking guacamole, of course!!"Day One"
love those people
Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him
By Andy Borowitz
6:12 P.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has requested that Jesus Christ rapture him up before the special counsel Robert Mueller can indict him, a source close to Pence confirmed on Friday.
Shortly after the former national-security adviser Michael Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the F.B.I., Pence contacted Jesus to discuss the early rapture proposal, the source said.
The source characterized Pence’s request to be raptured up as “urgent” but did not indicate whether the Vice-President asked Jesus to rapture up any other senior Administration officials.
“Some of these people will have to be left behind, for obvious reasons,” the source said. “Jared, for example.”
After the news of Pence’s conversation with Jesus leaked to the press, the Vice-President released an official statement, intended to tamp down speculation about his rapture request.
“I had a good conversation with Jesus Christ earlier in the day,” the statement read. “We touched on the timetable of my rapturing-up, along with a broad range of other issues. That is all I have to say at the present time.”
By Andy Borowitz
6:12 P.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has requested that Jesus Christ rapture him up before the special counsel Robert Mueller can indict him, a source close to Pence confirmed on Friday.
Shortly after the former national-security adviser Michael Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the F.B.I., Pence contacted Jesus to discuss the early rapture proposal, the source said.
The source characterized Pence’s request to be raptured up as “urgent” but did not indicate whether the Vice-President asked Jesus to rapture up any other senior Administration officials.
“Some of these people will have to be left behind, for obvious reasons,” the source said. “Jared, for example.”
After the news of Pence’s conversation with Jesus leaked to the press, the Vice-President released an official statement, intended to tamp down speculation about his rapture request.
“I had a good conversation with Jesus Christ earlier in the day,” the statement read. “We touched on the timetable of my rapturing-up, along with a broad range of other issues. That is all I have to say at the present time.”
Couldn't Trump just pardon Flynn?
Not sure what would happen after that, though
Not sure what would happen after that, though
Just did the news channel surf ... Fox is talking with a Florida (R) about a potential new investigation into Hillary's emails!
Logan act.
You're were right the first time, just for (possibly) the wrong reason. Kushner is still fucked. Pence is also liable to get the long dick of the law. Mother is going to be pissed.
Popcorn makers are going to make a killing.
Gawd damn here we go N. Korean nuclear war!