I haven't seen any of his other films. I have a feeling the movies would be similar to Aquatic style wise. Just not movies I'm in to.
worst movie thread
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then this movie would make no sense to you.
thanks for the heads up ih8rice .i was tempted the other day to watch ninja assassins on pay per view and now i'm glad i didn't waste the $.
There was so much blood and decapitation, it HAS to be good.
I liked it because I am a fan of the chain whip and even though a lot of it was special effects, it was still some cool weapons scene action.
I wouldn't have paid to watch it, though.
the gore made it comical thankfully.
i thought it was going to be a "serious" movie, but i was sadly dissapointed
i thankfully didnt pay anything more than my netflix fee.
Hellraiser III - hell on Earth or Waxwork 2
Really? Have you actually seen that. I just read the wiki article so now I'm not going to be surprised by the ridiculous ending if it were to ever grace my screen (it won't).
"There was so much blood and decapitation, it HAS to be good".
i must see it now.
Titanic
not possible any more badder
not possible any more badder
You know, I would have been totally fine not knowing that movie even existed.
Thanks for that.
Rep me or I send it c.0.d
thrice
thrice
Bump.
House of 1000 Corpses.
It's Pat.
Embrace of the Vampire. (The Alyssa Milano parts ARE worth watching though.)
Deep Star Six.
Terminator 3.
Speed 2.
The Room.
Batman and Robin.
I.J. and the Crystal Skull. (Sadly, my son loves it...)
Last Action Hero.
The Spirit.
Son of The Mask.
Showgirls. (Yeah, I'm conflicted on this one.)
Year One. (I fell asleep.)
Van Helsing.
Eragon.
And lastly, Human Centipede deserves another mention. Thank you Netflix for making it on-demand...
House of 1000 Corpses.
It's Pat.
Embrace of the Vampire. (The Alyssa Milano parts ARE worth watching though.)
Deep Star Six.
Terminator 3.
Speed 2.
The Room.
Batman and Robin.
I.J. and the Crystal Skull. (Sadly, my son loves it...)
Last Action Hero.
The Spirit.
Son of The Mask.
Showgirls. (Yeah, I'm conflicted on this one.)
Year One. (I fell asleep.)
Van Helsing.
Eragon.
And lastly, Human Centipede deserves another mention. Thank you Netflix for making it on-demand...
They are planning to make a PG-13 Hellraiser remake. That will be the worst movie. Manos will look like a masterpiece compared to that idea.
True it is. People who don't understand who Rob plays with the genre call it crap. Though I prefer Devils Rejects. His new movies are crap though. He should stick to what he is good at.
Agreed that he made a respectful homage, but I couldn't get past the girls stupid laugh, all the hicks, and scattered plot. It didn't even give me one character to root for, at all. (Not that it was any different to the movies it respects, but the newness of it got lost on me.)
Tropic Thunder.
Yeah I think this one takes the cake, just saw it the other week and couldn't believe how bad it was.
I don't see whats your problem with it. It's an entertaining movie. Even if a bit stupid.
Also for bad - 9 deaths of a ninja. Seen it recently. It has karate midgets...
Breaking Point w/ Michelle Pfeiffer & Astin Kucher. Imagine Eyes Wide Shut in a podunk town mixed with stare downs, no sex and sweatshirts. Lots of sweatshirts.
Amelia.....ugh, i never stop movies before they end, but i had to with this one
uptown girls. if you had a date, and had to go watch this movie, you will most likely end up killing yourself. i almost did.
Agreed. I don't tend to see many crap films cos I'll generally just Google/Rotten Tomatoe it to see if it's a known stinker, but a mate who's really into film suggested this. His first words when it finished were 'So, yeah, sorry about that...'.
Yeah. When I've read about it I was all the hype. Miller may not be a great director but I liked his comics and add a pretty nice cast to it and it might have been not bad. I never wondered why it didn't sell. Stopped after 15 minutes and I usualy enjoy bad movies. This was even worst than the Room or Manos because it wasnt funny or even painfull. It was just bland. Like licking wet toiled paper.
Pretty easy to say "The Room" or "Manos", but "The Room" was hilarious. And "Manos" was, well, really hard to watch. But I'd still rather watch it again than:
-Pearl Harbor
-Revolver (Guy Ritchie film)
-Southland Tales (Richard Kelly, the guy who did "Three Kings" which was awesome, but this was not)
-Pearl Harbor
-Revolver (Guy Ritchie film)
-Southland Tales (Richard Kelly, the guy who did "Three Kings" which was awesome, but this was not)
Legend of YOR
Metalstorm, battle at the end of time
the first Deathrace 2000
Logans Run(sorry cultists it was really bad, watch it again)
The Bitch(morgan fairchild, not enough gel lenses in the world....)
Wisegirls
Metalstorm, battle at the end of time
the first Deathrace 2000
Logans Run(sorry cultists it was really bad, watch it again)
The Bitch(morgan fairchild, not enough gel lenses in the world....)
Wisegirls
Anyone mention Troll 2 yet?
**** was bad, but the chick was hot and I think you get some sideboob IIRC.
Kenneth Branagh's Frankenstein.
I just rewatched Coppola's Dracula, which I always enjoyed the blatant stylizing.
Frankenstein was made with the same auteur mentality, but it was like Branagh had never seen Friday the 13th or Melrose Place, because it was so melodramatic, it was more laughable than scary.
It would have been scariest movie if it was released in 1935, not 95.
I just rewatched Coppola's Dracula, which I always enjoyed the blatant stylizing.
Frankenstein was made with the same auteur mentality, but it was like Branagh had never seen Friday the 13th or Melrose Place, because it was so melodramatic, it was more laughable than scary.
It would have been scariest movie if it was released in 1935, not 95.
The Room. 
words cannot express my love for it. amazingly bad, and laugh out loud pathetically funny. I watched it with a dozen friends while drinking. We will be quoting it for years cause we are so enamored with it awfulness.
words cannot express my love for it. amazingly bad, and laugh out loud pathetically funny. I watched it with a dozen friends while drinking. We will be quoting it for years cause we are so enamored with it awfulness.
Killer Clowns from Outer Space
This one is actually worth watching if you've been drinking and you want something hilarious. MST3K material right there.
This one is actually worth watching if you've been drinking and you want something hilarious. MST3K material right there.
I love it when they play "football" and also the crazy green screen rooftop stuff. Definitely hilarious. Rather hard to watch the sex scenes.The Room.
words cannot express my love for it. amazingly bad, and laugh out loud pathetically funny. I watched it with a dozen friends while drinking. We will be quoting it for years cause we are so enamored with it awfulness.
Yea, that movie was pretty bad, but it gave us "full retard". IMHO It earns a place in history just for that.
I loved Manos, but that's only because I watched it on MST3K and couldn't stop laughing.
"Gotta keep an eye on my widow's peak in the mirror"
Most movies suck badly. Here are some that I've seen recently that I wish I hadn't.
Death Race (the new one. The 1975 version is self-consciously horrible, and that makes it OK)
Ninja Assassin (ninja so sneaky even death can't find him; such a skilled clan that nobody can kill them but themselves, and maybe a single randomly placed RPG for effect)
Punisher: War Journals (dealing death to everybody just because)
Death Race (the new one. The 1975 version is self-consciously horrible, and that makes it OK)
Ninja Assassin (ninja so sneaky even death can't find him; such a skilled clan that nobody can kill them but themselves, and maybe a single randomly placed RPG for effect)
Punisher: War Journals (dealing death to everybody just because)
Without it it is the most painfull experaince ever. Even worse than Uwe Boll because for some reason it keeps you glued to the screen while you scream in pain.
True.
The beginning...where it just shows them driving....no dialogue, no narration, no credits. I love it. Apparently they forgot to add the opening credits...
How can you NOT love Torgo?
Fell quite short of being "The next ID4"