n00b.Bowel movement training?
mmmm bacon mutton tomato sammichesn00b.
8 more days of bacon, mutton and tomato sammiches.
Goddam I approve wholeheartedly of BMTs!n00b.
8 more days of bacon, mutton and tomato sammiches.
Quit talkin about your frank and beans. RR's gonna graduate soon!killin is fun. mutilatin too.
I have 14 years of service, I have earned the right to talk smack.Also, pay no heed to the crass verbal vomit of our designated RM soldier-haters.
When the mutton is nice and lean... Mmmmm...mmmm bacon mutton tomato sammiches
So then, your 14 years of service was well-spent killing the various brown peoples of the world?I have 14 years of service, I have earned the right to talk smack.
Anyone able to post on RM WHILE in training is not a "soldier", but an airman trainee.
In the navy (11 years) and the National Guard (3 years), you don't kill people. I did nail a lot of hot chicks, though. Does that count?So then, your 14 years of service was well-spent killing the various brown peoples of the world?
Looks like someone needs a hug.Best of luck to you on completeing your training and thank you for choosing to serve.
Also, pay no heed to the crass verbal vomit of our designated RM soldier-haters.
+repAnyone able to post on RM WHILE in training is not a "soldier", but an airman trainee.
You're dumb.<snip>
They told me not to go to any risky websites
So I thought I would stop by the monkey.
+rep
smack talk between service members and former service members is considered polite conversation.
If the $hit hits the fan, swabbies and guardsmen alike can be called upon to kill brown people; you were just lucky that Uncle Sam only needed you to NAIL them. What would have happened if you were called upon to do your duty and kill them, though? On second thought, forget I asked...In the navy (11 years) and the National Guard (3 years), you don't kill people. I did nail a lot of hot chicks, though. Does that count?
I got out before they could send me to kill people. It's not my style, but thanks for thinking of me and stuff. I'm touched.
Only if it comes with optional happy ending...and, no offense intended, not from you. :biggrin:Looks like someone needs a hug.
They did ask, I said "no thanks" and chose to let my contract expire instead. My guard unit deployed to Afghanistan the last year of my contract and I was asked to volunteer to deploy. Had I gone, I'm sure the opportunity to kill people (brown or otherwise) would have come up at least a few times.What would have happened if you were called upon to do your duty and kill them, though?
Really? Are they now accepting overwight 38 year-old stoners with authority figure issues? Recruitment truly has sufferred of late...My old unit is currently training for deployment to Iraq this April (not volunteer the way ANA was). I can get you a spot on the plane if you'd like.
And felony convictions as long as they are non-violent. You can join the Guard at 45, you can qualify for Officer Candidate school as long as you finish before 40.Really? Are they now accepting overwight 38 year-old stoners with authority figure issues? Recruitment truly has sufferred of late...
The Pentagon took a public relations hit April 21, 2008 when a congressional committee released figures showing that the Army more than doubled the number of felons it admitted between 2006 and 2007 -- from 249 to 511. The Marine Corps' numbers also went up, though by a lower percentage, from 208 in 2006 to 350, or about 75 percent.
Burglaries, theft and drug offenses counted for most of the crimes for which the services granted waivers, though nine involved sex crimes and six others included manslaughter or vehicular homicide, according to the committee-released data.
Hmmmmm. If I crushed the ASVAB, do you think they'd let me pick my own specialty? I wanna be that coastie who gaffs the huge bails of ditched ganja into the boat. :biggrin:And felony convictions as long as they are non-violent. You can join the Guard at 45, you can qualify for Officer Candidate school as long as you finish before 40.
I only wish I were joking. How do you think RR made it in
Awesome.
In the Oregon Army National Guard, you can serve AND smoke pot as long as you have a prescription and can prove you can still do your job while baked. Because medicinal pot is legal and the guard is a state run organization, you are good to go.Hmmmmm. If I crushed the ASVAB, do you think they'd let me pick my own specialty? I wanna be that coastie who gaffs the huge bails of ditched ganja into the boat. :biggrin:
... until you get activated and go through the predeployment physical... heard it happend to some guardsman who were going on AT (annual training) to Korea. They had to go get shots, and somehow a piss test was added to the list. Woops... If you're activated (AT counts), you fall under RA (Regular Army) rules.In the Oregon Army National Guard, you can serve AND smoke pot as long as you have a prescription and can prove you can still do your job while baked. Because medicinal pot is legal and the guard is a state run organization, you are good to go.
And if smoking pot keeps you out of Iraq, it's a win/win!... until you get activated and go through the predeployment physical... heard it happend to some guardsman who were going on AT (annual training) to Korea. They had to go get shots, and somehow a piss test was added to the list. Woops... If you're activated (AT counts), you fall under RA (Regular Army) rules.