[MMike]

The eyes are the groin of the face

 

[HAB]

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

 

[lovebunny]

irish deplomacy: the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he will look forward to the trip

 

[lovebunny]

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

"Cody Warren's hope for a win at Mountain States Cup #2 in Angel Fire went flat....then came off his rim....then wrapped around his cassette." - decline.

"Pegboy is just plain mean. He's been taunting me with his prosthetic leg for years. Once he even threatened that he was going to kick my ass with one leg tied behind his back. That's not cool. I can still hear him yelling at me from the lifts. "I'm gonna kill you, then I'm gonna sue Big bear."

Let's just hope this karma thing is real." -W4S

"With a loaded AK-47, a decked out SC Bullit, and a full bottle of Jack Daniel's, you can accomplish anything." - kail

so you give everyone credit but orven? racist

 

[stevew]

And:

"It's a Satanic drug thing, you wouldn't understand."

And judging from what is on their myspace, it should be....

"It's a cheesey cock rock thing most of New Jersey gets".

 

[DirtyMike]

If at first you dont suceed, Lower your expectations

 

[SVPPB]

Hey, my brother's the Governor of Florida! I should run for President!

 

[benno]

'That's not mayonnaise, it's poofter sauce'
-drunk mate of mine

 

[Red Rabbit]

"I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. Women who are taller than me are lesbians."

I stand six foot 5 inches.

This quote from Everything Is Illuminated

 

[amateur]

Quantity has a quality all its own

 

[jimmydean]

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.....

"Money buys a waverunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a waverunner?" -Daniel Tosh

Without me, it's just aweso.

 

[caputo1989]

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
-Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)

 

[Thundrbucket]

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.”

"Make a man a fire; and he will be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire; and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

 

[HAB]

"Make a man a fire; and he will be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire; and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime; give a man instant Ramen, and you don't have to teach him anything.

 

[McGRP01]

"No matter where you go there you are" - Buckaroo Banzai

 

[BMXman]

wow there are some great stuff in this thread. I'm trying to compile a list of the best 50 I have heard so far so keep 'em coming if you got 'em....D

 

[DirtyMike]

Well in that case, let me put it like this. These are the top things NOT to say to a Policeman. One of My favotrite Tee's

 

[Spunger]

If there's grass on the field play ball!

J/K.......we use to use that all the time in high school.........sorta made fun of the seniors dating the freshman girls and such. I use to always get a laugh out of it though