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The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,101
1,153
NC
I confess:

I am both uncomfortable and aroused with all this talk about my pants being passed around like a three dollar hooker.

Please have them cleaned before giving them back.
 

mobius

Turbo Monkey
Jan 25, 2003
2,158
0
Around DC
I'm not sure if i like biking anymore. I wanna go ride but i have no motivation these days. It has been like this since i broke my hand a season ago and for some reason I go out ride and love it yet can't get back to riding daily, etc.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,484
Groton, MA
Every night I go to bed, praying I'll die and wake up reincarnated as a hot blonde college chick so I can make out with other hot blonde college chicks in Girls Gone Wild videos.