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Crab-core? Do we need this, or even want this?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mandown, Aug 10, 2009.

  1. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    read about this in Rolling Stone. didn't believe it was as dumb as it is. this is what the kids from Attack Attack think is cool. guess i'm old now; i don't get it.
     

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  2. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    I wish Suicide-Core would make it mainstream.
     
  3. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    Also, I find it kinda funny that they look like they are playing at some sort of farm, judging by the grass and the hay.
     
  4. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    i saw that youtube video a few weeks, and my cerebellum is still scarred...
     
  5. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    i dont get it.

    i don't shoe gaze or scream-o or emo.

    :confused:
     
  6. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    why the fvck are you reading rolling stone?
     
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    I have nothing to add.
     
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    At least he's not hardcore dancing "The crab walk" or "the angry lion".
     
  9. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    a fair question, my friend. it just started showing up to my house. i've never been charged, and i never asked for it. i won't look a gift horse in the mouth, though i may make dog food and glue out of him.
     
  10. drkenan

    drkenan anti-dentite

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    I feel sick after watching that video.
     
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    what the hell was that!!???!!!! that has got to be some of the gheyist sh*t i've ever heard!!!! some record company actually gives them money to record that sh*t!!! and make a video!!!

    now i know why i haven't bought a cd in the last few years.... well with the exception of some Rollins spoken word.
     
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    When it's done right....
     
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    It doesn't even sound like they are playing the guitar. Its just another synthesizer and a boy band. As for the the dance... I bet he practices on the weekends.
     
  14. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    those two videos are a great argument for manditory Vasectomys
     
  15. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    v-neck + no socks = BOOT IN THE @$$
     
  16. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I love Attack Attack, hate all you want. Someday Came Suddenly is a cool album.


    Edit - And if you think they're serious about the whole crabcore thing, then I rofl @ you.
     
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  17. spurlicked

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    bet they walk their fixie bikes around too.
     
  18. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I'll bet teenagers (and DHRFX Joe) eat that $hit UP! :rofl:
     
  19. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Once my Sidekick and lip ring come in the mail I'll feel a lot more secure when I'm singing along and grabbing the singer's arms from the front row next time I see them.



    Must spread BTW.
     
  20. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I think it sucks and so should you!... So start thinking it sucks or else get off of your cool stool before I knock you off. You phuggers!
     
  21. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    You know spurlicked, I'm conflicted here.
    See, on one hand I totally approve of the Pantera vid, yet I'm somehow pissed it got brought up in this thread about that sissypants band.

    (omgwtf ... do you think teh Montashu likes attack attack?)
     
  22. spurlicked

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    someone had to do it!
     
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    For **** sake..
     
  24. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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  25. allsk8sno

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    i'll admit that pic is awesome...but i'm not a cat lover...

    the emo stuff is on the otherhand not worth the web space it takes up...
     
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  26. narlus

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    when the vid gets to 2:45, it enters into a whole new realm of suckitude...hard to believe it could actually get worse, but there's the plain evidence.

     
  27. narlus

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    oh, and this:
     
  28. stevew

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    i bet he gives head to it...
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    I want this, I need this.



    To poop on.
     
  31. jdcamb

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    They're very good dancers. They still suck though, you agree right? You better if you know whats good for you. In fact from now on I am always right or I beat your ass and kill all your neighborhood birds if you don't all agree with me. Don't make me mad because I will drive to your town and poop on your porches...
     
  32. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    So that's what it's like to have ADD and constipation simultaneously.
     
  33. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Wait let me do a couple more lines of Adderall and I will get back to you as soon as I get it together enough to fix my bathroom door.. I can't have tools around when my cats are near as I can't afford the vet bills when they piss me off for staring at me....
     
  34. CrabJoe StretchPants

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    At 2:45 is exactly why I fvcking love it so much. When else can pale ass white kids with tight clothing, tattoos and piercings dance like they're in a Euro sex party?


    Srsly.
     
  35. Inclag

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    That is some of the most godawful music I've ever heard. I can do hard, heavy, scream, dance, etc. But not that. That's some of the worst, simplistic, unoriginal, myspace/facebook music packaged in a tootsie roll of turd I've ever heard. Add the choreography and that = FAIL on a whole new level.

    More like Suck! Suck!
     
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  36. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    JEALOUS!


    :p
     
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    Whatever gets you laid dude. That's the only thing I can even think of as a possible justification for this....






    BTW, I'd put down $1000 that the studio that produced these meatsticks just sequences and samples the drums in. You can HEAR that the drums are fake. That's some of the worst technique I've ever seen. Probably makes H8R weep a single native American tear.
     
  38. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Can you actually buy pants that tight in the men's department or do you have to go to the young misses section ?
     
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    I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume it's self-parody.
     
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    That was the gayest thing Ive ever seen......seriously WTF is wrong with these Emo weirdos.


    Least these guys Got Krystal Steel for their video