[hooples3]

i like insulting people who are too stupid to realize they are being insulted

 

[Zark]

Ouch.

He called me old, I can't let that go unpunished

 

[golgiaparatus]

You'd better watch it cuz if you dont... I'll rip off your balls and shove them up your azz so the next time you chit... you'll be chitting on your balls!

I know, not an insult, but its damn funny.

 

[hooples3]

if i am really aggravated I tell the person "go kill yourself" which is kinda mean but hey i'm aggravated.
if i am fooling around with friends i tend to call ppl nim-rods

 

[Ciaran]

He called me old, I can't let that go unpunished

So the good comeback is "Well, I may be old, but at least I am younger then Zark!".

Of course I think that in reality I am older then you. damn.

 

[Westy]

Nice bike, is it a Huffy or a Roadmaster?

 

[Zark]

So the good comeback is "Well, I may be old, but at least I am younger then Zark!".

Of course I think that in reality I am older then you. damn.

Shouldn't you be misspelling something you old coot?

Heh, this thread is reminding me of an old forum we had Good times :love:

 

[RhinofromWA]

How about....

"You remind me of Crisco"

(pause To increase their confusion)

"You know, FAT in the CAN......"

Buddy told me that a few months ago and if I were drinking milk it would have shot out of my nose.

 

[RhinofromWA]

I CAN spell 'hair'...I just think saying/typing HAYER is more fun to say...

Guys are so damn catty...

Mee-yowwwwww Her claws come out.

 

[Curb Hucker]

He called me old, I can't let that go unpunished

Being called old is one thing, being called slower than Ben is a true insult. ink:

 

[fanatical]

go fvck your mother

its a fav amongst my friends.

 

[BSEVEER]

I'm rather partial to "Shut up dick breath"

 

[Dartman]

"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." - Foghorn Leghorn

Old USN standard...

"You are as dumb as a box of rocks....without the rocks!"

 

[blt2ride]

Here are a few old ones that never seem to die:

"You have constipation of the brain and diarrhea of the mouth.”
"So, just how many times did your mom drop you on your head?"

 

[Austin Bike]

bonewipe and **** nozzle

 

[Gregg]

"The jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

 

[Bikecrasher]

Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Fxck yourself


For a person wearing a Hawaiian shirt: Are you from the Islands or are you just gay?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The best one I heard lately is " She has all the attributes of a dog, except loyalty."

 

[JRB]

mack.

 

[mack]

mack.

Tosser. You wouldnt even know how to handle a high speed insult thread the way i can. I think we can all agree i totally won, and that price sucks more than my dyson bagless, wich, BTW, never looses suction...

 

[lovebunny]

shut up, fagmunch

 

[mack]

shut up, fagmunch

Easy there, turbo. Dont you know its not cool to make fun of gay people? I mean, im not the one racing down some mountain in a pink ballerina tutu with my thumb loged comfortably up my anus.

 

[lovebunny]

yeah but you are the only cock jockey who will start a "high speed insult thread"

 

[mack]

yeah but you are the only cock jockey who will start a "high speed insult thread"

Except for Price, who started the first "high speed insult thread" 3 months ago. You should be thankfull that we let you join in. Loco was never invited, but you wouldnt want to go down that path.

 

[caputo1989]

1. If I wanted your lip it would be on my zipper.
2. Thats what she said...
3. Eat a DI3k..Infact eat my DI3k.
4. You're a what?
5. Go play a skin flute..
6. You've just won the purple helmet of the day aword.
7. You're a DI3k
8. shutup pole smoke...
9. Rosy palms don't count...

 

[chicodude]

Except for Price, who started the first "high speed insult thread" 3 months ago. You should be thankfull that we let you join in. Loco was never invited, but you wouldnt want to go down that path.

End yourself.

 

[mantispf2000]

Ok, so how many of you are familiar with the Celebrity Golf Tournament that's held at Edgewood by Lake Tahoe?? It's going on this weekend, and with all the celebrities around, lots of "rumors" are floating around. The current one is that Michael Jordan told a cocktail waitress that he doesn't tip. I thought it would be outrageous for her to reply, "That's ok, I never watched basketball before, during, or after you". Too bad it takes Barkley to loosen up Jordan's purse strings.

 

[Drunken_Ninja]

carpet licker / carpet muncher

my personal favorite insults that always get me into trouble. depends on the indivual then some people don't bat an eye, others get it anyway.

 

[jet]

"I bet you like to rub salt all over your ass and go to the petting zoo."

Jeez Jeremy, you crack me up.

MANGINA! As in - does your mangina hurt?

 

[spam16v]

I like to tell them to "Go eat a bag of dicks." That usually prevents any further conversation.

i prefer go eat a Bowl of dick!

88 eh?

 

[SLAYER2003]

Gargle My Nuts

 

[JRB]

I think I still like "mack" the best.

 

[lovebunny]

lick my balls

 

[Ciaran]

yeah but you are the only cock jockey who will start a "high speed insult thread"

That's a pretty good one.

Can I lick your balls?

That's a question, not an insult, TJ.

 

[dexterq20]

I'm very fond of the time-tested, "douche". And it's associated variations: "douche bag", "douche nozzle", "anal douche juice" etc.

Douche nozzle wins. There is no better insult. I use it all the time.


Another one that I use:

me: "Hey, did you go to the beach today?"
friend: "No, why?"
me: "Oh, cuz it sounds like you got some sand in your vagina."

 

[sleepinggiant]

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!