[DaveW]

I'm just gonna cross post this one in here cos it fits like the finest glove......

I eagerly await our bright glorious future

 

[jimmydean]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/02/politics/donald-trump-mar-a-lago-justice-department/index.html

The Justice Department has obtained new evidence suggesting potential obstruction by former President Donald Trump in the agency's probe of his handling of classified documents,

 

[Pesqueeb]

"potential"

 

[Pesqueeb]

As if he could even possibly keep his stupid mouth shut.

A gag order for Donald Trump is 'extremely likely' once he's before a judge, legal expert says

"The rules are no longer in his purview to make," says Duncan Levin, a former federal prosecutor. "These proceedings are going to change his life."

www.businessinsider.com

 

[Pesqueeb]

oH nOeS! tHe AnTiFAs WiLl gEt uS!!!1!!1!

Lone MAGA supporter awaits Trump in New York, fears antifa

“We’re not showing up here by ourselves, you know what happened in the Capitol on January 6,” said Sohaib Gulzar, who’d driven to Trump Tower in Manhattan Saturday.

www.politico.com

 

[jonKranked]

As if he could even possibly keep his stupid mouth shut.

A gag order for Donald Trump is 'extremely likely' once he's before a judge, legal expert says

"The rules are no longer in his purview to make," says Duncan Levin, a former federal prosecutor. "These proceedings are going to change his life."

www.businessinsider.com

would a gag order preclude him from fundraising off of this? because that would hurt him the most

 

[Glenn J]

"We didn't have Chinese balloons when I was president!"

Chinese spy balloons under Trump not discovered until after Biden took office

The transiting of three suspected Chinese spy balloons over the continental US during the Trump administration was only discovered after President Joe Biden took office, a senior administration official told CNN on Sunday.

www.cnn.com

it just goes to show how much Trumps own generals didnt trust him not to do something stupid with these balloons

 

[Pesqueeb]

He hasn't even been officially charged yet and the circular firing squad is already getting revved up.

CNN anchor stunned as Trump attorney throws another under the bus

Tim Parlatore tried to walk back comment about Joe Tacopina as report emerges of acrimony and ‘jealousy’ among Trump lawyers

www.independent.co.uk

 

[jonKranked]

He hasn't even been officially charged yet and the circular firing squad is already getting revved up.

CNN anchor stunned as Trump attorney throws another under the bus

Tim Parlatore tried to walk back comment about Joe Tacopina as report emerges of acrimony and ‘jealousy’ among Trump lawyers

www.independent.co.uk

we're shifting from "will they flip?" to "who flips first?"

 

[SkaredShtles]

He hasn't even been officially charged yet and the circular firing squad is already getting revved up.

CNN anchor stunned as Trump attorney throws another under the bus

Tim Parlatore tried to walk back comment about Joe Tacopina as report emerges of acrimony and ‘jealousy’ among Trump lawyers

www.independent.co.uk

Great - now I'm hungry for tacos.

 

[Poops McDougal]

Great - now I'm hungry for tacos.

Thanks. Now I'm hungry for tacos.

 

[DaveW]

Yeah so like.... my taco hunger continues unabated.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Yeah so like.... my taco hunger continues unabated.

You should get some tacos.

 

[jonKranked]

You should get some tacos.

they don't have tacos in jail

 

[SkaredShtles]

they don't have tacos in jail

They do in *Mexican* jails.

 

[Glenn J]

Anyone else waiting for trump to get a fireing squad for jan 6th?

 

[kidwoo]

Anyone else waiting for trump to get a fireing squad for jan 6th?

There are laws in idaho and I think texas? recently approving firing squads for capital punishment.

Those are for the non orange people though

 

[Glenn J]

They do in *Mexican* jails.

does that mean its taco tusday everyday? and then what would they serve in white jail?

 

[jonKranked]

Anyone else waiting for trump to get a fireing squad for jan 6th?

only if it were to be carried out in Mississippi, Oklahoma, South Carolina or Utah. and even then its extremely unlikely. and by extremely i mean not gonna happen.

 

[Glenn J]

There are laws in idaho and I think texas? recently approving firing squads for capital punishment.

Those are for the non orange people though

Mississippi, Oklahoma, Utah and South Carolina are the only states that allow fireing squad

 

[Glenn J]

anyone see the problem with jon stewart where he interviewed sen nathan dahm over gun control? best interview ever

 

[rideit]

Great - now I'm hungry for tacos.

Al Pastor tacos, to be truly on point with the name.

 

[kidwoo]

Mississippi, Oklahoma, Utah and South Carolina are the only states that allow fireing squad

that list has a new recruit

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/21/politics/idaho-firing-squad-bill/index.html

I also just found out that new hampshire allows gallows

jfc.......

 

[jonKranked]

just saw this...... "perp force one"

 

[SkaredShtles]

does that mean its taco tusday everyday? and then what would they serve in white jail?

Every day is Taco Day. Just like every day is IPA Day. Duh.

 

[Nick]

dammit, now I want tacos and beer.

 

[two-one]

Every day is Taco Day. Just like every day is IPA Day. Duh.

* looking at the glass of whisky on my nightstand *

 

[Toshi]

damnit, now I want to see Trump up on the gallows

 

[kidwoo]

damnit, now I want to see Trump up on the gallows

he has a neck?

 

[Pesqueeb]

damnit, now I want to see Trump up on the gallows

Traitors get a hangin'

 

[Westy]

he has a neck?

Yes, just hidden under the dewlap

 

[rideit]

Is that below the wattle?

 

[jimmydean]

Trump adds new lawyer ahead of Manhattan surrender

A top white-collar criminal defense lawyer has been hired as the lead counsel representing former President Trump following his indictment in a Manhattan criminal case, a Trump spokesperson confirm…

thehill.com

His record is pretty solid.

Blanche recently represented Rudy Guiliani associate Igor Fruman, who agreed to a plea deal last year in a campaign finance case that landed him a one-year prison sentence. He also represented former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort, in a case in which a state judge dropped New York charges against Manafort because of its double jeopardy law. Manafort was sentenced to over seven years in prison in 2019 resulting from a federal prosecution from former Special Counsel Robert Mueller.

 

[mykel]

Trump adds new lawyer ahead of Manhattan surrender

A top white-collar criminal defense lawyer has been hired as the lead counsel representing former President Trump following his indictment in a Manhattan criminal case, a Trump spokesperson confirm…

thehill.com

His record is pretty solid.

Hope he got paid up front.

 

[Jm_]

Hope he got paid up front.

Or in back

 

[slyfink]

Or in the real world, this is like getting laid by the most beautiful woman you've ever met, only to find out that she was actually batshit crazy and got pregnant, and now you're on the hook for it. It was amazing for a little bit, but now you get to deal with the repercussions of a few minutes of feeling good.

this is exactly what happened to a buddy of mine. do not recommend.

anyone see the problem with jon stewart where he interviewed sen nathan dahm over gun control? best interview ever

nope. link?

 

[6thElement]

nope. link?

Ok, but surely we are pretty close to having enough guns so deaths will go down.

It couldn't be any more true.

 

[jonKranked]

https://news.yahoo.com/exclusive-trump-to-be-charged-tuesday-with-34-felony-counts-but-spared-handcuffs-and-mug-shot-001241750.html

 

[6thElement]

https://news.yahoo.com/exclusive-trump-to-be-charged-tuesday-with-34-felony-counts-but-spared-handcuffs-and-mug-shot-001241750.html

Why the special treatment of no mugshot? Can't get his hair and makeup person into the booking station?

 

[Pesqueeb]

Why the special treatment of no mugshot? Can't get his hair and makeup person into the booking station?

Because the rules only apply to the poors.