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Dylan Dean

Monkey
Oct 12, 2007
608
0
southern California
Are you still too tired?? I'm not seeing any racing content yet. :disgust1: :busted:

no, not tired... but LAZY! :D haha

:poster_oops: i actually did write the report & though i "uploaded" it... guess i forgot to click the button! it's goin up now!

will try & be more punctual next time... like those sites that either never post it up, or do so a month after the fact! haha
 

Shyrmp

Nekkid Girl Gone Wild
Dec 31, 2002
1,457
20
The suburbs of Mexico.....
no, not tired... but LAZY! :D haha

:poster_oops: i actually did write the report & though i "uploaded" it... guess i forgot to click the button! it's goin up now!

will try & be more punctual next time... like those sites that either never post it up, or do so a month after the fact! haha
Much better, thanks! :)

Off topic, anyone know of any good free video hosting sites that can host a 200MB video??
 

Dylan Dean

Monkey
Oct 12, 2007
608
0
southern California
I went SNIPE hunting at Fontana over the weekend... LOOK!!! i found one! :imstupid::p



I was almost gonna use a "I think Heather's peeing behind the rock" remark... but i thought better! haha:poster_oops:
 

The_Sluck

Chimp
May 14, 2007
49
0
...We're in Arizona right now and riding here sucks. Too many rocks...
Ultranoob and I drove up to AZ over the weekend to meet up with Shyrmp and Ozzer. Ultranoob wanted to find out if the riding there indeed sucked so we planned to drive up Saturday afternoon, ride Sunday morning, then be back in SoCal Sunday afternoon. Quick recap and with amateur pics ahead.

The day started off with Shyrmp checking out the local housing market.


She liked the open views


Then the Champ got all impatient and dragged everyone to the top of South Mountain for some riding. God those socks are aweful


Ozzer hates waiting for the noobs


Then Ultranoob came down the trail and rubbed elbows with Tim! It was our first time meeting the guy and Ultranoob was already stuffing him into corners. What a jerk!


It was Ultranoob's first time at SoMo. If he felt like he had to drop a deuce before we rode he sure didn't feel like he could afterwards. Here he is going around one of the rock piles. YOU FAIRY!


Shyrmp dusted off the full face helmet and decided to come out and play. Here she is all low and aerodynamic-like


Our gracious and rather spiffy looking host, Bret


Father and Son, Jordan and Bill. Jordan beat us down every run. We suck like Lovebunny's faster brother, Andy


Tim got tired of bumping shoulders with Ultranoob and hucked right over him. Teach him a lesson.


I was pretty tired from the drive up the night before but, remembering how Lovebunny's fasterer brother Andy stood us up in the last Fontana race, my blood boiled, my eyes bulged, my nostrils flared and my face tried too ooze out of my helmet as I tried to forget about how Andy didn't race us at Fontucky


Here's Ultranoob having flashbacks of his last race at Fontucky against me


We're on Bret's home turf so he knows all the lines, even the gnarly ones that makes Ozzer complain.


Ozzer hates rocks and loves braking on easy stuff


Tim on the smoother line with Ultranoob in the background wanting some payback


Ultranoob getting his aggro on and getting it cancelled by the reflectors on his pedals


You guys ready yet!? Ozzer hates taking breaks


That was a good 3 runs down Geronimo which is apparently one of the easier DH runs down South Mountain. Easy for who? I guess it's all relative. Relative to Holbert Canyon sure it's easier. No pics of that run because Ultranoob decided to go over the handlebar and tackle the earth, taking away my excuse to take breaks and take pictures.

Good times with great people. Ozzer lied. Arizona riding is tits! Just ask Ultranoob! Oh wait, nevermind.


Some more pics here
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
1
Hills of Paradise
Great write up mang, always fun riding with you guys. But you forgot this pic. Too bad we couldn't get a close up of your Oh Sh!t Face



Oh and I'm on my way to Urgent care to get my shoulder looked at. Hurt like a beeotch this morning
 

Ozzer

Monkey
Dec 21, 2003
611
3
Life Ends at 619
Never been to trails where hikers greet and egg you on to hit lines faster. Good times.

Pbody, where was your crew? We didn't see anyone else but us at the Gulch.. too bad we missed riding with your group.
 

Pbody

Monkey
Oct 30, 2003
341
0
Never been to trails where hikers greet and egg you on to hit lines faster. Good times.

Pbody, where was your crew? We didn't see anyone else but us at the Gulch.. too bad we missed riding with your group.
Yeah, it was a bummer. Didn't get in any DH this weekend, some of your SDieates were w/out DH bikes, so we did a 12 mile climb to enjoy 3 miles of DH on trail bikes. Rough stuff!

Next time fo'sure!!!
 

Ozzer

Monkey
Dec 21, 2003
611
3
Life Ends at 619
Best ride in a long time. Well worth the 30 hour drive.
Thanks for coming out. I'll call you for details re. Sun ride plan later.
But if you have cool ideas on Sat morning, let me know or else I'm riding local Sat morning.

Adrian, wear shin guards. These pricks sting...
 

Ozzer

Monkey
Dec 21, 2003
611
3
Life Ends at 619
Guys, I think I left something at Bret's garage. Wanna do a weekend road trip soon? Somo's on the way..


Twas a real sh*tty day out.


Sherms and Adrian, after riding behind Casey for three laps at the racetrack, he may actually outlast you two. The lil bugger is fit.
 

Alex966

Monkey
May 6, 2005
346
0
Charlotte, NC
Love the socks Orv!

Dude that trail looks so awesome, would love to check it out some day.

I just did my first ride in over 5 months, out in Alpine with Dave B. and Eddie.

I miss riding, I'm gonna try to buy a bike in a month or so.

Alright, hope to go riding with you and Heather again soon!

-Patrick
 

Duzitall

Monkey
Jun 20, 2004
452
0
San Diego
Things should be looking better soon at Lake Henshaw. New vegetation is sprouting right now. I know it's pretty tempting to forge new lines since you can see so much potential that was hidden before by the thick brush. Same thing is happening at the other end of the lake where the xc guys ride.

I've been staying off the face because I would stick out like this :busted: Besides, I'm too old for rocks and jumps anyway :twitch:

Chris
 
Apr 29, 2007
6
0
Sprung Valley, CA
Greetings from Vermont.... Err... East San Diego county?????

OK so as OZ said our local trail ride turned into a Bike / Hike session like none known thus far to us Socal types. Just think of something warm while viewing the pics below and wonder what color socks OZ is wearing under those jeans.



Utranoob on the Winter fire road to nowhere



Ed "The Icebreaker" Lubba blazing the trail for the guys without climbing gears.



Cuong chose the wrong day for his maiden voyage on this trail, but he looked happy anyway.



Ed actually had a hard time finding anything to climb so he turned around and rode back up the trail at one point.... damn roadie!!!



Ultranoob just killin' the section before the switchbacks.



Sluck cheating and following my fastestest line throught the snow, no hiding the ninja lines that day.... All Sluck had to do was follow the tracks in the snow to be fast..... Such a cheater.



all in all.... Very cool, won't soon forget. Amazing how different a place you think is familiar can be so different when the weatherman brings Vermont to your neck of the woods. Other highlights included the Skiiers we encountered (yes you read right) and Sluck admitting to me that Ultranoob has struck fear into him for the upcoming Winter series - of course he said this while trying to cuddle with me for warmth in the parking lot..... That guy.....



Keep riding everyone ....... Oh and lovebunny ....... uhhh nevermind!!
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
1
Hills of Paradise
If we questioned it before, we can't anymore. We're definately gluttons for punishment. Great ride. Thanks for the pics. I hate seeing you with negative creds so I'll hook you up. :thumb:
 

edlubba

Chimp
Aug 1, 2006
9
0
If we questioned it before, we can't anymore. We're definately gluttons for punishment. Great ride. Thanks for the pics. I hate seeing you with negative creds so I'll hook you up. :thumb:
Correct me if I'm wrong, didn't we decide that we'd cut BLT out and head straight to upper noble, but then someone begged to do BLT?:ban:
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
1
Hills of Paradise
Correct me if I'm wrong, didn't we decide that we'd cut BLT out and head straight to upper noble, but then someone begged to do BLT?:ban:
Hey, after Hollen-broke-your-back, La Cima Leg Burner, and various other riding misadventures, I figured you guys woulda learned not to to listen to my advice. Especially when you already suspect that hardships are soon to come. BTW... whoz the smart guys who wore SHORTS on a ride where they knew there would be SNOW and extremely low temps with gusting winds :lighten:

I hate seeing you with neg creds so I'm hooking you up too since you broke most of the trail for us (including Ozzer) to follow.