The most underrated simpsons of all Barney:
BARNEY (holding Maggie): Uh, oh. I smell something stinky. Oh, it's me.
BARNEY (holding Maggie): Uh, oh. I smell something stinky. Oh, it's me.
You are right...Originally posted by Dirt rider
I thought it was lenny
Originally posted by Joe Pozer
Bart: These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
[Homer talking on the phone in the background]
Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
Homer: I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
If you search on Google for "my damn weiner kids are listening" then many quote pages pop up.Originally posted by Lucee
:love: That's great! I laugh so hard when I watch this show. But, how can you remember all those lines??
Originally posted by Joe Pozer
You are right...
Here is the actual quote:
Mr. Burns (as the alien): "I bring you love!"
Lenny: "It's trying to bring love! Don't let it get away!"
Carl: "Break its legs!"
Very cool! Thanks! I thought maybe it was all those drugs I abused when I was younger....Phew!Originally posted by Toshi
If you search on Google for "my damn weiner kids are listening" then many quote pages pop up. Or you could watch my collection of Simpsons episodes all the time.
HAHAHAHA!!! that's a great one....but the screaming caterpillar...(SCREAMAPILLAR) was so damn funny!Originally posted by Joe Pozer
Bart: These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
[Homer talking on the phone in the background]
Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
Homer: I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
I TOLD YOU SO!!!! that picture is so funny...where is this simpsons picture archive that you get all these pictures from???Originally posted by Joe Pozer
You are right...
Here is the actual quote:
Mr. Burns (as the alien): "I bring you love!"
Lenny: "It's trying to bring love! Don't let it get away!"
Carl: "Break its legs!"
Originally posted by valve bouncer
Homer's at Lollapalooza and Billy Corgan comes up and introduces himself;
"Hi I'm Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson, sitting quietly"
Bart and Homer are driving back from a swap meet, Bart pulls out a bong and says "look at this really neat pencil case I found", Homer giggles and says "A bong, haven't seen one of them since high school"
It's no wonder TIME voted it the best TV show of all time.
Originally posted by Lucee
:love: That's great! I laugh so hard when I watch this show. But, how can you remember all those lines??
You could always run a cable from your computer's sound output to the input and use a recording program (such as SimpleSound if you have a Mac). Or you can just content yourself with the Simpsons soundboard:Originally posted by Lucee
Hey Toshi, now, can you tell me how to save those sound files??neaky:
Thanks, I guess I'll hafta make do w/this link.Originally posted by Toshi
You could always run a cable from your computer's sound output to the input and use a recording program (such as SimpleSound if you have a Mac). Or you can just content yourself with the Simpsons soundboard:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/homer.html
How do I miss all these good ones??Originally posted by Dirt rider
Otto (the school bus driver) : Hey someone changed my locks
Otto's landlord: yeah I did, your evicted.
Otto: Well can I at least get my stuff
Landlord: All I found in there was a couple old motorcycle magiznes and a jar of mustard.
Otto: WOW I had mustard!!.