Probably not, if you have to check online first, you're not ready.There is a girl sitting next to me who is freaking gorgeous... Should I say something? Or let it slide?
With regards to number 4, put your head between them and make a motor boat sound.Haha, I guess I should have mentioned more. Asking for help in the class? Wouldn't help seeing as our grades are posted, and it shows I have a 98. Also, for pictures, we can't use cell phones in school.
But, yes, I spoke to her.
1)She is single
2)She has some tissues
3)I have a girlfriend
4)She's got some giant knockers!
Multiple choice... pick the answer that can't possibly be true.1)She is single
2)She has some tissues
3)I have a girlfriend
4)She's got some giant knockers!
Nope... all true.Multiple choice... pick the answer that can't possibly be true.
3!!!!!Multiple choice... pick the answer that can't possibly be true.
number 3 can be fixed at 2 am.Haha, I guess I should have mentioned more. Asking for help in the class? Wouldn't help seeing as our grades are posted, and it shows I have a 98. Also, for pictures, we can't use cell phones in school.
But, yes, I spoke to her.
1)She is single
2)She has some tissues
3)I have a girlfriend
4)She's got some giant knockers!
Damn #3... SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND? Shizaaam!Haha, I guess I should have mentioned more. Asking for help in the class? Wouldn't help seeing as our grades are posted, and it shows I have a 98. Also, for pictures, we can't use cell phones in school.
But, yes, I spoke to her.
1)She is single
2)She has some tissues
3)I have a girlfriend
4)She's got some giant knockers!
With regards to number 4, put your head between them and make a motor boat sound.
Ultimate pick up line: I can smell you c*nt.
Actually that was the line used by the dude down the hall that ended up choking on his tongue, not Hannibal. Ok, I'm gonna go look for a life now...woah...easy there, Hannibal. He's trying to pick up a girl, not secure dinner
damn, good call. I think you're a closeted Jodie Foster fanActually that was the line used by the dude down the hall that ended up choking on his tongue, not Hannibal. Ok, I'm gonna go look for a life now...
His name was Miggs.Actually that was the line used by the dude down the hall that ended up choking on his tongue, not Hannibal. Ok, I'm gonna go look for a life now...
Closeted my ass.damn, good call. I think you're a closeted Jodie Foster fan
oh jesus.....Easy way to strike up conversation: "Hi I'm Price. What's you name?"
no line, no bs. Plus chicks dig it when you have the balls to walk straight up to them and introduce yourself. It's this little known thing called confidence. Chicks are into it.
Hey - I've got one upstairs that you can probably use. I know I won't be needing it for several years.<snip> Ok, I'm gonna go look for a life now...
I bet your g/f is thrilled about that.<snip>
It only gets worse from here
You sound like a dick.Not to sound like a dick, but I have a feeling he's not in class anymore.
I could be wrong, though.
I can't believe he edited that. I guess it is true about polishing turds though.I bet your g/f is thrilled about that.
What? Every girl loves to find out she just got the herpes from every chick your boyfriend could bang.I bet your g/f is thrilled about that.
Where's that attention whore picture?I can't believe he edited that. I guess it is true about polishing turds though.
I've been drinking, I'm a dick when I'm drinking.You sound like a dick.
Oooh... that reminds me.I've been drinking, I'm a dick when I'm drinking.
Would that include pressley?Price, perhaps you could be finance law and hit the superfecta of pussy that Stoney had.
I can't say.Would that include pressley?
That's my excuse for drinking so much.I've been drinking, I'm a dick when I'm drinking.
Three is no problem Just wait until 2 AM and tell her you want to break up. 1&4 probably outweigh 2, if necessary you there are any number of pills your locak MD can prescribe.Haha, I guess I should have mentioned more. Asking for help in the class? Wouldn't help seeing as our grades are posted, and it shows I have a 98. Also, for pictures, we can't use cell phones in school.
But, yes, I spoke to her.
1)She is single
2)She has some tissues
3)I have a girlfriend
4)She's got some giant knockers!