[I Are Baboon]

You misspelled asshatted little boys, chode breath.

DRB = chode breath

 

[stevew]

Damn MMike.

Damn.

 

[dirttastesgood]

April Lawyer

That's disturbing.

 

[dirttastesgood]

 

[kingbee]

Are those shoes clipless?

 

[skinny mike]

April Lawyer

i'll get you my pretty! and your little dog too!

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Missy's looking like Encino Man

Good ole Link

 

[MMike]

i'll get you my pretty! and your little dog too!

And she's wearing make up too!

 

[stevew]

Madonna-esque mole and all.

 

[skinny mike]

Madonna-esque mole and all.

i get more of a "wicked witch of the west" vibe from that thing...

 

[DH Diva]

Those April Lawyer/Maxxis poster are just plain lying to the world. .

There are plenty of perfectly good Jessica Alba photos around.

You guys do get that all photos in magazines are airbrushed to the hilt right? And that most stars are "spackled" beyond belief most of the time to look the way they do on the screen?

Or did you actually think that was all natural?

Here's your sweety Jessica Alba without her professional makeup artist's daily spackling....

 

[Spero]

You guys do get that all photos in magazines are airbrushed to the hilt right? And that most stars are "spackled" beyond belief most of the time to look the way they do on the screen?

Or did you actually think that was all natural?

Here's your sweety Jessica Alba without her professional makeup artist's daily spackling....

I'd still spackle that ass.

 

[DH Diva]

I'd still spackle that ass.

She looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.

 

[Spero]

She looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.

 

[DH Diva]

I hesitate to click on any link in this thread now that I'm at work.

 

[MMike]

You guys do get that all photos in magazines are airbrushed to the hilt right? And that most stars are "spackled" beyond belief most of the time to look the way they do on the screen?

Or did you actually think that was all natural?

Here's your sweety Jessica Alba without her professional makeup artist's daily spackling....

That is still pretty friggin hot. Way hotter than the MTB chicks in full spackle.

 

[Spero]

That is still pretty friggin hot. Way hotter than the MTB chicks in full spackle.

I vote 'Spackle' for word of the month.

 

[DH Diva]

That is still pretty friggin hot. Way hotter than the MTB chicks in full spackle.

I don't like you today.

 

[MMike]

I don';t make the rules....

 

[LordOpie]

You guys do get that all photos in magazines are airbrushed to the hilt right? And that most stars are "spackled" beyond belief most of the time to look the way they do on the screen?

Or did you actually think that was all natural?

Here's your sweety Jessica Alba without her professional makeup artist's daily spackling....

And that's why, when I was dating, I didn't date women who wore more than the littlest amount of make-up. I'm shallow and insist that my woman has a naturally beautiful face.

Plus, make-up is nasty.

 

[DH Diva]

I don';t make the rules....

Well, have fun with your sausage fest. I've said what I need to say. I think I'll go hang out on my moto forum today....thats full of hot chicks and wicked good looking moto men. It's rough being one of those beautiful moto people....but I guess you guys wouldn't understand.

(pssst......this is "being sarcastic" for those of you who aren't that quick on the up take)

 

[skinny mike]

Plus, make-up is nasty.

it is rather annoying when she finishes some "business" and your spackle makes her mascara run...

 

[LordOpie]

it is rather annoying when she finishes some "business" and your spackle makes her mascara run...

I'm sorry that your spackle is so liquidty.


I must be really bored at work to be willing to talk about another's spack.

 

[OrthoPT]

Are those shoes clipless?

She's wearing shoes?

 

[Evil4bc]

Missy's looking like Encino Man

Good ole Link

LMFOL

Brenden Fraser .. OMG that's the best one yet !!
Missy should ave tried out for Encino Woman :huh:

 

[Spero]

Oh jesus. Spackle and spack in the urban dictionary have some colorful entries.

 

[laura]

I must be really bored at work to be willing to talk about another's spack.

I love to watch these threads devolve.

 

[DH Diva]

I must be really bored at work to be willing to talk about another's spack.

Or maybe your just getting touch with the "real" you. Let it out LordOpie, let it out.

 

[skinny mike]

Or maybe your just getting touch with the "real" you. Let it out LordOpie, let it out.

if he's getting in touch with the "real" lordopie by talking about my spackle then i think i'm going to stay very far away from him from now on...

 

[Spero]

I love to watch these threads devolve.

Especially the ones that start off lacking much potential to 'evolve'.

 

[LordOpie]

if he's getting in touch with the "real" lordopie by talking about my spackle then i think i'm going to stay very far away from him from now on...

You were okay with it when it wasn't public you hypocrit bitch.

 

[jimmydean]

Call me crazy, but I think women should have hips and something that resembles an ass.

And if they have a nice pair of dirty pillows, it's a bonus.

Don't try and look like a super model, look like a woman.

 

[DH Diva]

You were okay with it when it wasn't public you hypocrit bitch.

AAAAAAHHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!


Classic.

 

[douglas]

luna hotness

pua hotness

niki hotness

Heather (friend of mine) hotness

 

[John P.]

luna hotness

I actually had the pleasure of sitting next to Katarina Hanusova (now Katarina Nash) on a transatlantic flight to Eurobike a few years back. She was heading to the Worlds in Italy and was planning to get married shortly after in her native Czech Republic. I've run into her a few times since, and she definitely qualifies as a hot MTB chick. When you add in the fact that she's super smart and very sweet, her hotness goes up even more, and all I can say is her husband's a lucky guy.

 

[4xBoy]

I hesitate to click on any link in this thread now that I'm at work.

Tag line worth.

 

[Da Peach]

No way...I'm freakin' hot.....

An he's the ugly brother...

 

[splat]

Luna Chick ready to Mud Wrestle

 

[LordOpie]

You guys do get that all photos in magazines are airbrushed to the hilt right? And that most stars are "spackled" beyond belief most of the time to look the way they do on the screen?

Or did you actually think that was all natural?

Here's your sweety Jessica Alba without her professional makeup artist's daily spackling....

I love how these threads turn into douchebag fests. It's a wonder "MTB chicks" even date dudes at all any more.

Someone should start the "Honest MTB Chicks" thread

 

[Prettym1k3]

There was a really cute woman in last month's Triathlete Mag.

One picture of her was alright, but the other one was super cute.