dragcornForce them to fornicate, wait 7 years for the birth of a unigon, or possibly a dragcorn, and fly away.
Dude - I am high as hell on codeine right now and still can't make heads or tails out of this.I would ride the unicorn and charge the dragon, at the last possible moment I would yank the unicorn's mane making him jump upwards the dragon's throat, causing the unicorn's horn to pierce and rupture the dragon's esaphogas living the dragonunable to breath or spit fire the dragon would be dead in minutes..
why codeine?Dude - I am high as hell on codeine right now and still can't make heads or tails out of this.
It's in my cough medicine.why codeine?
And that made perfect sense. Angus wins!
You sound like stinky defending the Hell's Angels. You've got nothing to worry about.cant they all just get along? Dragons are people too
It would have to seem odd for us to question it.I love how no one questions the, "you're naked" part.
Like, duh, of course I'm naked with a unicorn.
I would never question you being naked with a unicorn.I love how no one questions the, "you're naked" part.
Like, duh, of course I'm naked with a unicorn.
"Unicorn" - "sword" - whatever.Unicorns are gay, I'd grab my big sword and slay the dragon like a real man.
Uhm - those are just plain ol' horses.Is this a flying unicorn or one of those worthless ground-bound ones?
WooHoo I win!why codeine?
And that made perfect sense. Angus wins!
WooHoo I win!
Opie, I think you were just mistaken for loco.The fact that you think Loco telling you that you win means you won, actually means you lose.
I didn't say he wins, but had I, he would definitely win. I gained super powers when I hit my head yesterday.The fact that you think Loco telling you that you win means you won, actually means you lose.
Yeah! Never listen to Loco!The fact that you think Loco telling you that you win means you won, actually means you lose.
It should make him feel powerful.Opie, I think you were just mistaken for loco.
How's that make you feel?
My feminization is complete.Opie, I think you were just mistaken for loco.
How's that make you feel?
With another fairy tale, the power of christ.You are naked and have one unicorn. How would you slay a dragon?
Exactly! Just tell the Westboro Baptist Church that the dragon is gay.With another fairy tale, the power of christ.
Those bungholes wouldn't show up until the dragon was actually dead though.Exactly! Just tell the Westboro Baptist Church that the dragon is gay.
DOH!My feminization is complete.
You should feel bad, you're mean.DOH!
Gawd I feel terrible. Sorry O'Pie
You should feel bad, you're mean.
Is that some kind of pink sock?I offer you an e-Hot Pocket as an apology.