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laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
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Glitter Gulch
Tame Ape said:
hmm, how do you explain earwax? Why don't our ears clean themselves out like our noses?

ear wax is to keep things from getting in to sensitive parts of the ear, and for snacking on when you are lost in the woods and hungry.
 

Alfred

Monkey
Jul 27, 2006
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Ugh. I don't want to get into disapproving, but if I were to, it would be over ear wax. Yuck.
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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Boston....outside of it....
earwax nuggets



or Clif blocks?


which one would you eat were you to be lost in the woods?



when we evolve, I vote for making part of our bodies edible. Or producing something that would be edible....
It would be a one shot thing, though... with very many calories.

So, if you're already out of elbow butter, yous gonna die.
 

dhbuilder

jingoistic xenophobe
Aug 10, 2005
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laura said:
ear wax is to keep things from getting in to sensitive parts of the ear, and for snacking on when you are lost in the woods and hungry.
wax mcnuggets.

i wonder what kinds of dipping sauce they sell with those ?