I approve.shock collar or invisible fence?
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Get used to it. After 10 years I still hate buying gifts for my wife.This is where you put your ideas.
The only surefire thing I have is clothes...
buy her a midget and tell her its the last present she's ever getting.Get used to it. After 10 years I still hate buying gifts for my wife.
In addition I seem to have gotten stuck in a vicious cycle of out doing last years gift. I am going to be completely fooked in about 3 years.
That's the gift that keeps on giving.buy her a midget and tell her its the last present she's ever getting.
nope, see this thread...That's the gift that keeps on giving.
You could always talk to her about it.Get used to it. After 10 years I still hate buying gifts for my wife.
In addition I seem to have gotten stuck in a vicious cycle of out doing last years gift. I am going to be completely fooked in about 3 years.
Who do you think you are coming in here with a voice of reason? I would expect this from BV, but not you. I need a snarky answer.You could always talk to her about it.
Dude, her saying this REQUIRES you to out-do last year's present. Don't you know the code?She could actually care less what I get her and reminded me that I don't *have* to out do last years gift.
Dude, her saying this REQUIRES you to out-do last year's present. Don't you know the code?
I've been trained in the way of the code but this year I ignored it. Wish me luck.Dude, her saying this REQUIRES you to out-do last year's present. Don't you know the code?
Abstinence is very respectable.I've been trained in the way of the code but this year I ignored it. Wish me luck.
I plan to kick you in the face next year.Abstinence is very respectable.
Why do you think I am FREAKING OUT! (And not in a good 60's-too-many-drugs-freak-out kinda way either)Dude, her saying this REQUIRES you to out-do last year's present. Don't you know the code?
I'm like a ninja. You'll be riding your stupid white bike and BAM. You got kicked in the face.
that is where you screw up. you see, i AM a ninja(or at least i will be, i start my classes next week) and i got joes back. mofoI'm like a ninja. You'll be riding your stupid white bike and BAM. You got kicked in the face.
Next year is coming along pretty quickly. Better get on that.I plan to kick you in the face next year.
Must spread...that is where you screw up. you see, i AM a ninja(or at least i will be, i start my classes next week) and i got joes back. mofo
I wasn't kidding. I really am a ninja. I have been since I was 6.that is where you screw up. you see, i AM a ninja(or at least i will be, i start my classes next week) and i got joes back. mofo
an ass ninja doesn't exactly count.I wasn't kidding. I really am a ninja. I have been since I was 6.
Do you want to get kicked in the face also?an ass ninja doesn't exactly count.
save it for the lodging of complaints at the next festivus.Do you want to get kicked in the face also?
This is where you put your ideas.
The only surefire thing I have is clothes...
midget karate! live on pay-per-view! who will win?!? who will lose?!? who will split their pants open!?!?!Joe I really am going to kick you. I might not be able to kick high enough to get your face but I will hurt you.
i am also a grand master in glock-fu. so unless your foot is faster than my finger, i wouldn't advise trying.Joe I really am going to kick you. I might not be able to kick high enough to get your face but I will hurt you.