[I Are Baboon]

I was going to gift you the gift of a bear gif but I have plum run out. As a consolation I give you a spider gif

I've got no problems with spiders. MBC just assumes kill them when they are in the house, but she knows I don't like it when she does that. I just leave them be.

 

[TN]

that's cuz you're special

I tried that once. It was like trying to go to sleep on speed.

s

 

[Serial Midget]

Hiking was gud today. Image size upload limit = no pictures for the monkeys.

Borrow my cell phone?

Oh, forgot to say what's up monkeys - I have literally done nothing this morning and now its afternoon. I'm giving away my Electra Amsterdam this afternoon. It had 2 flat tires. One of my road bikes also has 2 flat tires so it may be next.

I have some sort of rash on my knees, the left side is significantly worse and swollen but there is no pain or decrease in range of motion... it probably itches but I have a gallon of lidocaine and don't intend to find out.

 

[mandown]

Another bladder infection. Right before a road trip for two shows. Can’t pee and play. Come on antibiotics!

 

[Pesqueeb]

Brought the hardtail in to work with me for some WAY over due maintenance.

I may have le borked, le bicycle. New chain, new rear derailleur. Spent half the day trying to get it to shift right but no joy. Hanger was slightly askew. Pried and pounded said hanger flat, still wont shift right. Perhaps frame is also askew? Giving up before I throw the bike across the ramp. Off to the bike shop after work I guess.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Another bladder infection. Right before a road trip for two shows. Can’t pee and play. Come on antibiotics!

 

[Heidi]

My coworker gave notice, he's moving to Germany. I can't wait for my turn to leave!

 

[mandown]

This isn’t supposed to happen now that the stone has been removed.
Fuuuuu
If it’s another stone, I’m gonna jump off a building.

 

[mandown]

dear lord i hate skype.



kill list volume II. the saga continues

The Continuing

Might be easier to just make a not-kill list. That’s what I did.

 

[Greyhound]

Good Afternoon!!

Melatonin....I would rather smoke a bowl full of Chantix, Bath Salts and Tide Pods before I ever, ever use that again to try and sleep. Every time I closed my eyes, it was like a Vietnam flashback scene from "Jacobs Ladder."

Just got back from removing an awning from a customers wall in 100 degree heat....even through gloves, the metal was pure lava. We could have opted to do that in the morning, but that would have meant missing the graphic install on the campus at UNC - that's prime athletic-gear-that's-probably-way-too-small-on-her season...are you kidding me??

 

[6thElement]

This afternoons ride plan might be about to get washed away by the big t-storm bearing down on us...

 

[StiHacka]

open the pictures in MS paint then resize them to 20% and save. those you can upload to RM

imgur.com nn00000b

Too much hassle on a smartphone.

 

[StiHacka]

Who da fuq thought that 2.25% beer would be a good idea?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Good Afternoon!!

Melatonin....I would rather smoke a bowl full of Chantix, Bath Salts and Tide Pods before I ever, ever use that again to try and sleep. Every time I closed my eyes, it was like a Vietnam flashback scene from "Jacobs Ladder."

Indica gummy. Start at 5mg, use 10mg if necessary. HTH.

 

[stoney]

Eating pineapple when the top of your mouth is burned is a horrible idea and hurts like a bitch. But the pineapple is so good that I cannot stop eating it. Also it's the only food I have... Dammit.

 

[Full Trucker]

Someone bring me some pie... I'm hungry.

 

[rideit]

Hair-pie?

 

[roflbox]

Good Afternoon!!

Melatonin....I would rather smoke a bowl full of Chantix, Bath Salts and Tide Pods before I ever, ever use that again to try and sleep. Every time I closed my eyes, it was like a Vietnam flashback scene from "Jacobs Ladder."

I had some pretty strange dreams the few times I took melatonin

We could have opted to do that in the morning, but that would have meant missing the graphic install on the campus at UNC - that's prime athletic-gear-that's-probably-way-too-small-on-her season...are you kidding me??

A most delightful time of year
soon to be yoga pants season!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Someone bring me some pie... I'm hungry.

Sorry...ate all the pie. All we have is peach crisp at the moment

 

[Pesqueeb]

I may have le borked, le bicycle. New chain, new rear derailleur. Spent half the day trying to get it to shift right but no joy. Hanger was slightly askew. Pried and pounded said hanger flat, still wont shift right. Perhaps frame is also askew? Giving up before I throw the bike across the ramp. Off to the bike shop after work I guess.

Pro-tip: Even though you may have ordered and received a 10spd derailleur from your favorite LBS, when you take it out of the box, verify that the derailleur is in fact not a 9 speed derailleur.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Pro-tip: Even though you may have ordered and received a 10spd derailleur from your favorite LBS, when you take it out of the box, verify that the derailleur is in fact not a 9 speed derailleur.

Shift it now.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Shift it now.

That was part of the problem.

 

[Toshi]

Pro-tip: Even though you may have ordered and received a 10spd derailleur from your favorite LBS, when you take it out of the box, verify that the derailleur is in fact not a 9 speed derailleur.

Just push the lever 0.9 of a detent each time you want to shift. This will be hard to hold in place in the middle of the gear range but you can do it

 

[SkaredShtles]

Just push the lever 0.9 of a detent each time you want to shift. This will be hard to hold in place in the middle of the gear range but you can do it

Or get a friction thumb shifter.

 

[jdcamb]

Lunch date with the Girl Scout milf went awesome. She is weird, funny, smart, and very cute. I like her sense of adventure. She already has a bike. She paid. Never a good sign...

 

[SkaredShtles]

Lunch date with the Girl Scout milf went awesome. She is weird, funny, smart, and very cute. I like her sense of adventure. She already has a bike. She paid. Never a good sign...

 

[jonKranked]

Lunch date with the Girl Scout milf went awesome. She is weird, funny, smart, and very cute. I like her sense of adventure. She already has a bike. She paid. Never a good sign...

Milf scouts...

 

[jdcamb]

It was hot out and I had opportunities. I was busy trying to secure a second date. Snapping pics on the first date. Usually a bad idea...

 

[jonKranked]

I was busy trying to secure a second date.

Well?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Well?

 

[jdcamb]

Milf scouts...

Well?

Sunday. Going to Letchworth....

 

[Toshi]

That was one wet commute back home.

 

[DirtyMike]

Made the boy hike to hidden lakes today..... Nothing like taking a toddler for a death March.

 

[Full Trucker]

That was one wet commute back home.

I concur.

 

[jstuhlman]

we found ourselves a new decal

 

[slyfink]

Told a colleague about my favourite ride spots in Vermont. She brought me back a couple of cans of Heady. It was good.

 

[jonKranked]

Weekend project, substantial rearranging of the workshop. Still have a lot of cleaning up to do tho.

 

[boostindoubles]

Too much hassle on a smartphone.

Text yourself the pic then save it. It should be resized..

 

[rideit]

View attachment 130268 we found ourselves a new decal

That's (I believe) from a shop in Wilson, Wy. Their competition had shirts, hoodies, and stickers that said "Eat Food, Chop Wood, Ride Bikes".
The owner of Wilson Backcountry Bikes thought that was really sissy, namby pamby Zen bullshit...so had these stickers made in response.

Unless there is another backstory.

 

[eric strt6]

Yeah now, 27 miles in 1:42 with a 16mph average and 1600' of climbing on the road bike tonight. Started out at 80*, 62* and dark out when I got home