[LordOpie]

Congrats, dude! Just this past week I've found myself shopping for engagement rings.

wow, congo rats to you!

 

[stinkyboy]

[Rolls eyes considering men are celebrating the fact that they now have to answer to someone for every little thing they do in their lives]

 

[chicodude]

[Rolls eyes considering men are celebrating the fact that they now have to answer to someone for every little thing they do in their lives]

Maybe thats why you have been married 3 times?

 

[stinkyboy]

Maybe thats why you have been married 3 times?

It's exactly why I'm never getting married or living with someone again.

"Where you been?" "Why are your golf clubs out?" "We have to be up by 6 on satuday to get all of our errands run OK?" "You're coming straight home from work right?" "Why are your loser buddies in the driveway on their bikes?" "Where are you going?" "You were at the bike shop for 3 hours?"

 

[-dustin]

still with the girl.

 

[LordOpie]

still with the girl.

WOW!

Marriage coming up?

 

[Broken_Spoke]

WOW!

Marriage coming up?

Nah he doesn't care enough even to hold her head up when she is sick

 

[-dustin]

not any time soon. been dating 5yrs as of this coming October.

 

[LordOpie]

not any time soon. been dating 5yrs as of this coming October.

Ah, a starter 'marriage'.

 

[Red Rabbit]

not any time soon. been dating 5yrs as of this coming October.

She stop drinking?

 

[dogwonder]

not any time soon. been dating 5yrs as of this coming October.

I just passed 10 years of dating this past July. On to decade #2.

 

[-dustin]

her birthday is coming up Sunday, and i just bought her present. a Movado watch. 2x what i budgeted for, but it is very nice, and the only thing i saw that made me smile.

 

[DRB]

her birthday is coming up Sunday, and i just bought her present. a Movado watch. 2x what i budgeted for, but it is very nice, and the only thing i saw that made me smile.

You should consider ABI as a present.... it'll make someone smile.

 

[dogwonder]

You should consider ABI as a present.... it'll make someone smile.

ABI = ?

 

[Secret Squirrel]

ABI = ?

Deletated....

 

[BadDNA]

ABI = ?

Another way of saying PIIHB. Anal Beef Injection.

 

[stinkyboy]

Update?

 

[SVPPB]

This is when you get her naked, and then take all of her bras and underwear, put them in the freezer over night.

She'll either:
a. learn to drink
b. enforce on her DD
c. pack her crap and leave

Any way you cut it, you're the winner

 

[LordOpie]

This is when you get her naked, and then take all of her bras and underwear, put them in the freezer over night.

Frozen bra is still warm than my ex's heart.

 

[Traction]

im definetly working on the third