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mcA896

Turbo Monkey
Aug 15, 2003
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Polandspring88 said:
Those sir are child bearing hips. I betcha she would be good for at least 8 or 9 of my children.[/QUOTE

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha haha ha ha haaaa< thats how many times i laughed.
 

DH Diva

Wonderwoman
Jun 12, 2002
1,808
1
DHS said:
what would it take to get the girls of ridemonkey to do a calander?
Hmmm. Seeing how every thread about whether a MTB chick is cute or not turns into a detailed analysis of how horrible looking she is, as determined by a group of guys who I'm guessing are ALL supermodels and all date supermodels, I'm guessing you won't get many takers. Just a guess. (Unless maybe there's money involved)
;)
 

dhtahoe

I LOVE NORBA!!!!
Feb 4, 2002
1,363
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Flying Low Living Fast
douglas said:
yeah she really sucks


....being shes ranked # 2

09/18/2005 - US Mtb National Championships - Downhill - Pro
3rd April Lawyer 99639 04:53.17 2 MAXXIS/INTENSE/OAKLEY

08/27/2005 - Mount Snow-Shimano NMBS Finals - Downhill - Pro
4th April Lawyer 99639 05:35.92 3 MAXXIS/INTENSE/OAKLEY

08/26/2005 - Mount Snow-Shimano NMBS Finals - MOUNTAIN CROSS - Pro
5th April Lawyer 99639 3 MAXXIS/INTENSE/OAKLEY

08/20/2005 - Snowshoe NMBS NORBA National - Downhill - Pro
3rd April Lawyer 99639 05:28.70 3 MAXXIS/INTENSE/OAKLEY

08/19/2005 - Snowshoe NMBS NORBA National - DUAL SLALOM - Pro
7th April Lawyer 99639 3 MAXXIS/INTENSE/OAKLEY

07/24/2005 - Snowmass NORBA National - Downhill - Pro
2nd April Lawyer 99639 03:01.92 3 MAXXIS/INT

07/22/2005 - Snowmass NORBA National - MOUNTAIN CROSS - Pro
2nd April Lawyer 99639 3 MAXXIS/INTENSE/OAKLEY

07/17/2005 - Schweitzer Norba Nationals - Downhill - Pro
5th April Lawyer 99639 05:18.05 3 MAXXIS/INT
Take away all the foreign riders and she's like 10th :nope:
 

dhtahoe

I LOVE NORBA!!!!
Feb 4, 2002
1,363
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Flying Low Living Fast
No that was right. She only finihed 2nd in the series because they only count domestic riders. If you put the other girls an "it" into the picture she would have finished out of the top five OVERALL.
 

indieboy

Want fries with that?
Jan 4, 2002
1,806
1
atlanta
DH Diva said:
Hmmm. Seeing how every thread about whether a MTB chick is cute or not turns into a detailed analysis of how horrible looking she is, as determined by a group of guys who I'm guessing are ALL supermodels and all date supermodels, I'm guessing you won't get many takers. Just a guess. (Unless maybe there's money involved)
;)
i didn't say she was ugly. i just said i didn't see what all the hype was about
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
9,887
6
Shut up and Ride
dhtahoe said:
No that was right. She only finihed 2nd in the series because they only count domestic riders. If you put the other girls an "it" into the picture she would have finished out of the top five OVERALL.

whatever, she is ranked # 2 out of the US pro female riders

and 7 podiums, 8 races, 2 months........damn she should quit she sucks so bad


:nuts:
 

ridetoofast

scarred, broken and drunk
Mar 31, 2002
2,095
5
crashing at a trail near you...
mmike, i dont know your humor so i hope your just kidding...her WAIST
wtf! are you taking about?

dhtahoe so fvkcing what if she is 10th, shes still a pro, and rides a bike dh faster than most dudes ever will...

this woman is TP hot...total package that is

all you dudes that think otherwise are clue bags :nuts:
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
ridetoofast said:
mmike, i dont know your humor so i hope your just kidding...her WAIST
wtf! are you taking about?

:
No way.... she's a little beefy for my tastes.... and having seen her in person, she definitely has that Sheryl Crow thing going on.....(needs a lot of make-up!)
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
DH Diva said:
Hmmm. Seeing how every thread about whether a MTB chick is cute or not turns into a detailed analysis of how horrible looking she is, as determined by a group of guys who I'm guessing are ALL supermodels and all date supermodels, I'm guessing you won't get many takers. Just a guess. (Unless maybe there's money involved)
;)
Hey you put yourself out there for the specific purpose of being an object to be looked at (unless I'm missing the deeper meaning of posing naked on a tricycle), you are inviting a critique or two....
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
10,184
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in a bear cave
i think i bought some of her used race tires from the Seattle Bike Swap last year...... her bo was selling em or at least that was the story... i dunno coulda been another female racer from California or whatever. i don't pay attention, but definately running the Maxxis never got me a naked hottie on a trike. :(
 

-dustin

boring
Jun 10, 2002
7,155
1
austin
i passed her in Whistler last year, and thought to myself "damn...chick's pretty cute" not realizing it was her.
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
But her posters have...evolved quite a bit since the first one in....2001(?) The hot pants and jersey.... but what can she possibly do for next year? If the trend continues...no way around it. There will have to be nipple.
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,735
1,819
chez moi
As I said in the DH forum, I'm hoping she doesn't end up with tetnaus from that tricycle...

("The rusty tricycle...twice as disgusting as the rusty trombone!!")

MD
 

DHS

Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy
Apr 23, 2002
5,094
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Sand, CA
DH Diva said:
Hmmm. Seeing how every thread about whether a MTB chick is cute or not turns into a detailed analysis of how horrible looking she is, as determined by a group of guys who I'm guessing are ALL supermodels and all date supermodels, I'm guessing you won't get many takers. Just a guess. (Unless maybe there's money involved)
;)
f you guys, i want real mtb women. i know theres a bunch just lurking the forums, never really posting. i'd buy a couple posters... :thumb:
just shows other chicks that regular chicks ride too. you don't need to be a hottie.
though truth be told, Terry bicycles is based outside of rochester here, been a many road rides with them. they're all pretty damn cute. so what if they are 10years older then me.. :heart:
 

DH Diva

Wonderwoman
Jun 12, 2002
1,808
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MMike said:
Hey you put yourself out there for the specific purpose of being an object to be looked at (unless I'm missing the deeper meaning of posing naked on a tricycle), you are inviting a critique or two....
That was my point exactly! If the women of Ridemonkey put themselves out there then we would be fair game for the same kind of critique, and I'm guessing that not why most of us are here on ridemonkey. :)
 

DH Diva

Wonderwoman
Jun 12, 2002
1,808
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MMike said:
She had posted a bunch of vacation shots and she quite obviously was not wearing a bra in said photos. More than a few people chose to point out that fact......
Oh I get it now! I was really confused there for a second!
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,735
1,819
chez moi
DH Diva said:
Maybe it's way too early but what is "propos?"
It's an ancient pagan Canadian rite involving a leather suit, a Doberman, and about 6 litres of maple syrup...
 

DH Diva

Wonderwoman
Jun 12, 2002
1,808
1
MikeD said:
It's an ancient pagan Canadian rite involving a leather suit, a Doberman, and about 6 litres of maple syrup...
So NOT a good mental picture!