[CrabJoe StretchPants]

4 holes to pee in, 2 engineers.

Engineers says it all

4?

 

[reflux]

Crab stance.



And once again my sig fits right into a thread....

Weaver stance?

If Mmike does it...

 

[X3pilot]

4?

Friggin' engineers. Yes, 4. You were at 1 urinal. That leaves 2 stalls and 2 sinks. They're all pipes!!

 

[JohnE]

Did he comment on your watch?

 

[w00dy]

"What are you waiting for? This dick's not going to shake itself!"

 

[gonefirefightin]

should have used the sink

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Friggin' engineers. Yes, 4. You were at 1 urinal. That leaves 2 stalls and 2 sinks. They're all pipes!!

But technically it was down to 1 engineer and 4 pipes left, as I was already in process of urinating and taking up 1 pipe........you could have either said "2 engineers, 5 pipes" or "1 engineer, 4 pipes"

4 holes to pee in, 2 engineers.

Engineers says it all

Who is the dumb one now?!?!

 

[Polandspring88]

What about windpipes? There are 2 more there. Nothing says I mean business like peeing down someones throat.

 

[X3pilot]

Who is the dumb one now?!?!

Engineers.

 

[sanjuro]

I saw a good buddy in the bathroom. I was going to tap him on the shoulder or put my arm around him while he was peeing, then I realize there is no good way to mess with someone with his cock out unless you are going to go all the way.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I saw a good buddy in the bathroom. I was going to tap him on the shoulder or put my arm around him while he was peeing, then I realize there is no good way to mess with someone with his cock out unless you are going to go all the way.

Surprised you didn't bearhug the guy then.

 

[HardtailHack]

Ha ha ha, best spam bump ever.

Maybe he was waiting to wash his hands like this guy-

 

[JohnE]

I was in the locker room shower at work, on the first day I rode in. I hear the door open, and the first thing I hear is "So I guess I am not the only c@ck sucker in the office then..." I have never been happy to have a locking shower stall before...

 

[jackalope]

Well, on the bright side, at least you weren't taking a dump while he waited patiently outside your stall, even though the other one was unoccupied.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I remember this thread. I wish I could remember who I was talking about.

 

[lovebunny]

I was in the locker room shower at work, on the first day I rode in. I hear the door open, and the first thing I hear is "So I guess I am not the only c@ck sucker in the office then..." I have never been happy to have a locking shower stall before...

shouldve invited them in. cant beat a free blowjay

 

[DirtyMike]

HA... Jokes and Urinals go hand in hand.

If someone stands behind you while your at the urinal start talking to yourself about how much it burns, and make an effort to show that your straining just to finish taking a leak




As for the dropping trou to take a leak... Its all good until you tuck the shirt..... Sometimes it just feels good to dro your draws to the floor and air it all out when you take a leak.

 

[Uncle Cliffy]

I would've pinched it off painfully...

 

[JohnE]

HA... Jokes and Urinals go hand in hand.

If someone stands behind you while your at the urinal start talking to yourself about how much it burns, and make an effort to show that your straining just to finish taking a leak




As for the dropping trou to take a leak... Its all good until you tuck the shirt..... Sometimes it just feels good to dro your draws to the floor and air it all out when you take a leak.

Dont forget this classic....look over your neighbor, gaze longingly at him and say "Nice watch..."