triscaideckofpoopiadeck of poops, Go sit in a dark room and contemplate Kidwoos nipples (I assume he has his tattoo a deep shade of midnight by now)
If I had a nickel for everytime I said that to a team I was playing with, only to be met with "STICKEMFUCKINPOPEM!!!!" I would have enough $$ to buy the Chiefs...
Russian ammo dump that caught fire. That is melted brick.European grease sewer?
And the thing is, pretty much everyone knows what Dove soap tastes like...
fuuuuuuu
For some reason that brought back a memory of this Clive Barker comic I had as a kid.