[AngryMetalsmith]

There's always the possibility that the story about Boebert being an escort/having abortions was concocted by her/her supporters, so they could claim "the liberal media" was attempting to smear her, in order to bolster support.

Do you really think she’s capable of such a complex scheme ?

 

[mandown]

Do you really think she’s capable of such a complex scheme ?

Are you suggesting more simplex?

 

[Westy]

Do you really think she’s capable of such a complex scheme ?

4-d checkers

 

[Poops McDougal]

Do you really think she’s capable of such a complex scheme ?

It was a rhetorical comment, but since you asked: Is it really that complex? It strikes me more as a spoofed super-villain level of complexity. Dr. Evil, if you will.

I'm surrounded by conservative conspiracy theorists at work, so I like to turn the tables on them now and again by coming up with equally silly, equally baseless theories to counter them with. I'm just practicing.

 

[SkaredShtles]

4-d checkers

More like 4d tic-tac-toe.

 

[mandown]

More like 4d tic-tac-toe.

 

[6thElement]

More like 4d tic-tac-toe.

I'd go more with making penis shapes out of play-doh being her limits.

 

[eric strt6]

Bitch just lost her lease on her restaurant. Cry me a river

https://washingtonpress.com/2022/06/23/boeberts/?fbclid=IwAR1Jky4bWnTep_PkXI0bHpGLfEI8RQonv8VGyS1_rOHl1tFksacByErmnko

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Bitch just lost her lease on her restaurant. Cry me a river

https://washingtonpress.com/2022/06/23/boeberts/?fbclid=IwAR1Jky4bWnTep_PkXI0bHpGLfEI8RQonv8VGyS1_rOHl1tFksacByErmnko

Boebert has also faced accusations of campaign finance violations for improperly using campaign funds for rent and utilities – and most recently it’s surfaced that she may have left her son in a car and fled after a crash.

 

[jstuhlman]

 

[Full Trucker]

ThatsAShame.exe

 

[eric strt6]

and the Bimbo just won the GOP nomination for the NOV election. There are some real winning douchebag GOP Voters in that district

 

[kidwoo]

and the Bimbo just won the GOP nomination for the NOV election. There are some real winning douchebag GOP Voters in that district

have ya been there?


you are entirely correct

 

[rideit]

However…

Colorado GOP rejects candidates who back Trump election lie

DENVER (AP) — Republicans in Colorado rejected two prominent candidates whose political profiles were centered on election falsehoods in a fresh reminder that fealty to former President Donald Trump's lies about mass voter fraud is no guarantee of success with conservative voters.

apnews.com

 

[stoney]

However…

Colorado GOP rejects candidates who back Trump election lie

DENVER (AP) — Republicans in Colorado rejected two prominent candidates whose political profiles were centered on election falsehoods in a fresh reminder that fealty to former President Donald Trump's lies about mass voter fraud is no guarantee of success with conservative voters.

apnews.com

At least the (R)s in our county didn't take the crazies... But that ain't saying much.

 

[kidwoo]

However…

Colorado GOP rejects candidates who back Trump election lie

DENVER (AP) — Republicans in Colorado rejected two prominent candidates whose political profiles were centered on election falsehoods in a fresh reminder that fealty to former President Donald Trump's lies about mass voter fraud is no guarantee of success with conservative voters.

apnews.com

not famous enough like derpbert

 

[jonKranked]

Boebert says she is ‘tired’ of separation between church and state: ‘The church is supposed to direct the government’

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) says she is “tired” of the long-standing separation between church and state in the U.S., adding that she believes “the church is supposed to direct …

thehill.com

 

[mandown]

Boebert says she is ‘tired’ of separation between church and state: ‘The church is supposed to direct the government’

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) says she is “tired” of the long-standing separation between church and state in the U.S., adding that she believes “the church is supposed to direct …

thehill.com

Ah yes, the crafty and sophisticated reference to the "I'm tired of this" clause. Brilliant strategy.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Ah yes, the crafty and sophisticated reference to the "I'm tired of this" clause. Brilliant strategy.

 

[Westy]

Ah yes, the crafty and sophisticated reference to the "I'm tired of this" clause. Brilliant strategy.

Yeah what we really need is the church to tell us which guns to buy, how to shit on poor people and how to keep brown people out of the country, just like Jesus would have wanted.

 

[mandown]

Is he reading the serial number to tech support?

 

[jonKranked]

Yeah what we really need is the church to tell us which guns to buy, how to shit on poor people and how to keep brown people out of the country, just like Jesus would have wanted.

 

[Westy]

View attachment 178413

He blathered on about something along the lines of turning the other cheek so I assume it would be something ambidextrous.

 

[mandown]

Yeah what we really need is the church to tell us which guns to buy, how to shit on poor people and how to keep brown people out of the country, just like Jesus would have wanted.

Remind me again... Which of the many and various churches is "the church" that is supposed to be in charge?

 

[Westy]

Remind me again... Which of the many and various churches is "the church" that is supposed to be in charge?

If there is one lesson to be learned from Ireland it is that it doesn't matter.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Is he reading the serial number to tech support?

Snakes Aren't Real.

Remind me again... Which of the many and various churches is "the church" that is supposed to be in charge?

The Church of Satin, of course.

HAIL SATIN!!

 

[FSM]

Snakes Aren't Real.


The Church of Satin, of course.

HAIL SATIN!!

 

[rideit]

DEE-LUXE

 

[johnbryanpeters]

DEE-LUXE

View attachment 178414

Ugh.

 

[mandown]

 

[6thElement]

 

[jonKranked]

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has lost the lease on her gun-themed restaurant, Shooters.
The restaurant in Rifle, Colorado, known for pistol-toting servers and a 2017 diarrhea outbreak, shut down on Sunday, according to multiple reports.

Shot Down: Rep. Lauren Boebert's Gun-Themed Restaurant Closes In Colorado

Boebert's views are so extreme that a fellow Republican described her as “the Christian Taliban."

www.huffpost.com

 

[Jm_]

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has lost the lease on her gun-themed restaurant, Shooters.
The restaurant in Rifle, Colorado, known for pistol-toting servers and a 2017 diarrhea outbreak, shut down on Sunday, according to multiple reports.

Shot Down: Rep. Lauren Boebert's Gun-Themed Restaurant Closes In Colorado

Boebert's views are so extreme that a fellow Republican described her as “the Christian Taliban."

www.huffpost.com

 

[SkaredShtles]

Great fuckin' tune!

 

[Pesqueeb]

White trash privilege X-post:

Judge orders arrest of indicted Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters for bond violations

Mesa County District Court Judge Matthew David Barrett issued a warrant for Peters’ arrest and for her to be held in jail pending a hearing

coloradosun.com

 

[stoney]

Listen: Lauren Boebert's neighbors' 911 calls describe threats, husband running over mailbox

Explicit language: Garfield County Sheriff’s deputies decided to let neighbors of U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert settle a dispute between themselves and the congresswoman’s husband after he reportedly threa

soundcloud.com

 

[Pesqueeb]

Lauren Boebert lists her husband’s consulting income as “N/A” on financial disclosure after last year’s controversy

Lauren Boebert faced intense criticism last year after revealing that her husband had been paid nearly $1 million over two years by an oil and gas company

coloradosun.com

The report also indicates Jayson Boebert has been trading thousands of dollars in cryptocurrency using the Robinhood investing app.

 

[kidwoo]

 

[johnbryanpeters]

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Spray paint and plastic

 

[Pesqueeb]

Spray paint and plastic

One assumes that the paint is lead based.