RIP twitter thread
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it really was absurdThey were stroking him raw via text.
The optimistic part of me hopes that even just a single person read them and thought, Jesus, this dude puts the idiot in idiot savant. The realistic part of me, however, knows that's not gonna happen.
"He's just one of us!" - some wanna be angel investor tech bro, popping the collar on his Lacoste polo as autopilot fails and sends his Tesla into a ditch
The "Lacoste polo" was a nice touch.
No. I have enough problems with my mental health, thank you though.
i'll bet a nickel that musk put's putin on the twitter board
I think it is pretty safe to say he wanted to bail on the purchase after his stonks/bitcoin went into the shitter and probably didn't have the cash. So he clearly found $$$$ somewhere.
I swear to god I just found this and my previous post was NOT based on the title of this piece
Besides, I was talking about the people contacting him, not musk himself.
Elon Musk’s Texts Shatter the Myth of the Tech Genius
The world’s richest man has some embarrassing friends.
www.theatlantic.com
I think his lawyers convinced him he couldn't back out
he literally has billionaires throwing money at him to help further their cause of running a
Why Musk gave up: He’s almost certain to lose Twitter case, law professor says
Court case over broken merger deal only happened "because Elon Musk is Elon."
arstechnica.com
What could possibly go wrong?
Elon Musk can’t be trusted to complete merger, Twitter tells judge
Twitter says there's a financing problem and that Musk won't commit to closing date.
arstechnica.com
I'm legitimately ashamed to be part of a culture that elevates, nay, idolizes pieces of human garbage like these.
Elon Musk is under federal investigation for merger conduct, Twitter tells judge
Musk refuses to produce communications with SEC and FTC, Twitter tells court.
arstechnica.com
"Conservative" opinions. Please kill me.
https://www.theverge.com/2022/10/17/23408443/kanye-west-ye-parler-free-speech-social-media-platform
ah, a free speech platform being purchased by someone known for his hatred of not only books, but reading in general. and also thinking. read that one again. he hates thinking.
wonder what he's gonna do when he realizes his new purchase has a nazi infestation
I hope he's paying in cash
news.bitcoin.com
JPMorgan Reportedly Terminates Relationship With Kanye West, Rap Star Says He's Happy to Speak Openly About Being 'Canceled by a Bank' – Bitcoin News
On Wednesday, Candace Owens shared a letter on Twitter that shows JPMorgan allegedly closed Kanye West’s bank accounts.
A fool and his money...I hope he's paying in cash
JPMorgan Reportedly Terminates Relationship With Kanye West, Rap Star Says He's Happy to Speak Openly About Being 'Canceled by a Bank' – Bitcoin News
On Wednesday, Candace Owens shared a letter on Twitter that shows JPMorgan allegedly closed Kanye West’s bank accounts.
5 cents says he's gonna put it all in crypto
I hope he's paying in cash
JPMorgan Reportedly Terminates Relationship With Kanye West, Rap Star Says He's Happy to Speak Openly About Being 'Canceled by a Bank' – Bitcoin News
On Wednesday, Candace Owens shared a letter on Twitter that shows JPMorgan allegedly closed Kanye West’s bank accounts.
sincere love on Instagram: "Def-Kan-Ye "
608 likes, 51 comments - sincereluvdagod on October 17, 2022: "Def-Kan-Ye "
www.instagram.com
seems yeasonable
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Well, hello theresincere love on Instagram: "Def-Kan-Ye "
608 likes, 51 comments - sincereluvdagod on October 17, 2022: "Def-Kan-Ye "
seems yeasonable
Family of George Floyd considers legal action over Kanye West comments
Rapper alleges on podcast that Floyd died from drug abuse, despite former police officer Derek Chauvin’s conviction for murder
www.theguardian.com
Parler was jubilant about Kanye West buying it. Then the problems started.
An email to so-called VIPs for the site raised a couple questions; among them: Do the VIPs know that they’re VIPs?
www.politico.com
"Parler neglected to blind-CC email addresses"
Parler was jubilant about Kanye West buying it. Then the problems started.
An email to so-called VIPs for the site raised a couple questions; among them: Do the VIPs know that they’re VIPs?
Fuckin' amateurs...
US might bail Musk out by blocking Twitter deal over national security
Musk's Twitter and Starlink deals could warrant national security reviews.
arstechnica.com
"bail out elon musk" is already a national policy decision. Guy has received billions and billions of our tax dollars already.US might bail Musk out by blocking Twitter deal over national security
Musk's Twitter and Starlink deals could warrant national security reviews.
Musk signals $44 billion Twitter deal on track to close this week
Musk notifies advisers, equity investors that he intends to finalize takeover by Friday.
arstechnica.com