[OGRipper]

This fixation with schlong is making me puke,
But let me just offer this gangsta rebuke:
When 'dem bitches is ready,
to rock hard and steady,
They shout "OG, give us the Iron Duke!"

 

[H8R]

there once was this guy, j.b. peters,
who was strangely attracted to bird feeders.
though try as he might,
he couldn't reach to their hight,
for he was short just about two full meters.

(he may or may not be a short guy.)

There once was a man who was flatulent,
who replied to ad for a flat to rent,
Said the landlord (quite irked),
"I'll not rent to you, jerk!"
"You'll stink up the place like a cat, get bent!"

 

[johnbryanpeters]

flatulant_man was a
Reputed to smell rather funky
Some blamed it on beans
And some on sardines
Whatever he chose for his munchies.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

llkoolkeg a Frederic bloke
Was most always a-looking to toke.
Even while riding
Despite some deriding
By sober conservative folk.

 

[Damn True]

John is a master of rhyme
To his height most shant ever climb
But take by example
his excellent sample
and you'll get it at some point in time.

 

[Damn True]

This is the site called RIDEMONKEY,
where discussions are often quite funky.
Stick 'round a while,
and you'll soon have a smile,
and become a RIDEMONKEY junkie.

 

[OGRipper]

14 gazillion posts has Damn True,
He types and types 'til his fingers are blue.
Though we may tire,
to his count we aspire,
so no one says "Hey noob get a clue!"

 

[OGRipper]

Not another limerick, oh what the heck!
It's better than playing with cards from a deck.
It's surely good fun,
even if no work's getting done
Guess I'll need an unemployment check!

 

[OGRipper]

Whoa now, this game's getting tricky
maybe we should all be less picky
I say with a shout,
there's no shred of doubt
Oh moderator it should be a sticky!

 

[mcA896]

damn i cant do one without flaming someone

 

[Damn True]

John an old buggar from Vermont
of knowledge a veritable font.
his title is hero
not absolute zero
and he's always a bastion of detante.

 

[OGRipper]

damn i cant do one without flaming someone

Ahh but flaming someone is part of the game,
just look at this thread - no need to name names!
give it a try,
it just might fly
but to not play at all is a shame!

 

[flatulant_man]

I concur with you fully, GRipper.
Reading limericks does make me quite chipper.
So sticky this thread,
I'll get out of bed
In the night to read limericks in slippers.

 

[mcA896]

Ahh but flaming someone is part of the game,
just look at this thread - no need to name names!
give it a try,
it just might fly
but to not play at all is a shame!

okay...since you insisted

OGRIpper's a homo
who likes to blow mo'
men than damn true
who blows and blows till he's blue

 

[Damn True]

No need to worry of flames,
or stress on the calling of names.
You see my dear lad,
it's all good not bad.
here in the limerick olympic games.

 

[Damn True]

mcA eight ninety six
that limerick is in need of a fix.
your verses are faulty
and attitude salty
I fear you've emptied your small bag of tricks.

 

[mcA896]

True i've emptied my small bag of tricks
and my rhymes are in need of a fix
but try as i might, it seems like a plight
just to try and compete with you
all hail the almighty damn true

 

[Damn True]

Of limericks I'm known as a source,
all baudy and naughty and coarse.
to those in the hash
Im a lyrical cash
I can sing 'em till my throats rather horse.

 

[Damn True]

True i've emptied my small bag of tricks
and my rhymes are in need of a fix
but try as i might, it seems like a plight
just to try and compete with you
all hail the almighty damn true

Try it this way, you gotta have the right number of verses.
first second and fifth rhyme, third and fourth rhyme.

True i've emptied my small bag of tricks
and my rhymes are in need of a fix
but try as i might,
it seems that my fight
is as fruitless as swimming the styx.

 

[flatulant_man]

Oh, my dear friend Damn True,
You seem to be in a slough.
A limerick, you see,
Is spoken with glee,
Not sung musically all the way through.

 

[Damn True]

Oh, my dear friend Damn True,
You seem to be in a slough.
A limerick, you see,
Is spoken with glee,
Not sung musically all the way through.

True dat oh flatulant man,
and member of the limerick clan.
my post was satirical
pure fun not empirical
now lets drink a cold black and tan.

 

[flatulant_man]

This game, it does entertain,
A good source of fun while it rains.
Or whilst intoxicated;
What could be belated
While alcohol eats at my brain?

 

[Damn True]

On one thing many can agree
Echo is on quite a spree.
I think he's just bitter
the world's seen his shi^ter.
He's the guy in the picture "Goatse".

 

[flatulant_man]

high school, i think all will agree,
is trying to murder me.
try as i might,
my grades are a fright,
this calls for a killing spree.

(only kidding, chill out.)

 

[llkoolkeg]

llkoolkeg a Frederick bloke
Was most always a-looking to toke.
Even while riding
Despite some deriding
By sober conservative folk.

Truer words have never been spoken,
When not workin' or jerkin', I'm tokin'.
Conservative fiscal,
Yet socially lib-ral,
No charlatan's safe from my jokin'.

 

[OGRipper]

Could be I'm groggy this time 'o the morn,
but some of these rhymes seem really quite worn
Although we posses great intellect,
we're slacking a bit I suspect
Oh well, time to go look at some new bike porn!

 

[OGRipper]

No no, say it ain't so!
This thread needs a bump from way down low.
Should not be so bad
but what I saw was real sad
'Twas near that dude with corn-rows!

 

[binary visions]

Mod-ly powers are what I abuse
In restoring this thread to amuse
Perhaps we could kick,
The jokes about dick,
To ensure that the humor ensues?

 

[binary visions]

I'm wond'ring what H8R will think
To see this brought back from the brink?
Will he feel cheated?
Seeing this thread he deleted?
And why does that stoned hippy stink?

 

[peter6061]

I can't believe this thread is back
BV must haul one hefty sack
to mod this from the grave
he is only a slave
to the monkeys he keeps in his crack

 

[Westy]

A year ago in the spring season
H8R performed an act of treason
But BV's skills to not lack
He brought this thread back
And proved he is the true voice of reason.

 

[binary visions]

This thread is just laugh-out-loud funny
These limericks are right on the money.
Come on and get writing
Post something exciting!
Hop to it, like a quick little bunny!

 

[peter6061]

This thread will again disappear
For these monkeys have too much to fear
as they sit and they lurk
and they durka durk durk
too afraid of the thoughts of their peers

 

[H8R]

"Jesus H Tap Dancing Fvck!!"
H8R did cry 'bout his luck
He sees evil threads rise
From apparent demise
"DAMN YOU BV, YOU'RE A SHMUCK!!"

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Why look at this thread by the H8R
Though gone it appeared somewhat later
BV brought it back
H8R thought it whack
And went to complain to his mater

 

[brungeman]

there once was a guy named H8R
who talked bout his sh!t being greater
he does some designs
his screen prints are sublime
when it comes to arguing, hes the master debater!

 

[johnbryanpeters]

On a fixie a German fraulein
Did some riding remarkably fine
Some freeriding bikers
Are really just pikers
On seeing the fraulein they whine

 

[brungeman]

there once was a man named JohnBryanPeters
who at monkeyfest was one of the greeters
He rode with us strong
he brought pigboy along
at dinner he was one of the biggest eaters!

 

[binary visions]

Bumping is what I do now
As indesputable King of the Brow,
To ensure these fine pages,
Are not lost to the ages
An act only a fool would allow!


In the past, bumps haven't inspired
Many limericks worth being admired
So if you've some small wit,
Just click the "submit,"
Or enjoy the art that's transpired!

 

[Nick]

this thread must be older than dust
let's hope it does not end up a bust
after all that time passed
with my message half-assed
I'll add to this limericky lust