[llkoolkeg]

A quick 'hello' to the Ridemonkey crew-
Christian, Hindu, Muslim and Jew.
Even atheists hear 'hi',
As I pedal on by,
But Rastas- "Spare a nugget or two?"

 

[H8R]

Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ
I thought that this thread had been iced
But the Ranger LL
Brought the thread back from Hell
So his mom is a slut who's low priced.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Au contraire, mon frere- she costs a lot.
And she won't even trade nook for pot.
Better dig in your couch,
Or sell juice from your pouch,
'Cause all tail for H8R must be bought.

 

[binary visions]

But the Ranger LL
Brought the thread back from Hell

Quick to respond with a jerk of the knee
But sadly I must disagree
You must try to quell
Your attacks on LL
Hooked on Phonics: it worked for mee!

Bumping is what I do now
As indesputable King of the Brow,
To ensure these fine pages,
Are not lost to the ages
An act only a fool would allow!

 

[peter6061]

This thread is back yet once again
And everyone thinks they're so zen
If you're all so cool
then who are the tools
with post counts of hundreds times ten.


I'm now go hide under a rock
or go pound sand with a big sock
my wits are at ends
I have few on-line friends
So why don't you all suck my ****

 

[peter6061]

chkdsk is running once more
I'm about to chuck this PC out the door
/r implies /p
performing checking or recovery
Looks like format's what I'll now explore.

 

[binary visions]

Waiting for printouts is lame,
So I'm bumping this ancient rhyme game.
It's been some five years
Do we have volunteers?
To write limericks, with intent to inflame?

 

[HAB]

There's a guy called binary visions
with a penchant for making incisions
in the skins of house cats
turning them into hats
somehow he's avoided prison

 

[H8R]

One Ridemonkey member named "HAB"
Liked to pick all the scabs off his flab
"With a wee bit of butter..."
He often would mutter
"They pair well with a good Cab"

 

[jdcamb]

There once was a guy named H8R.
He liked to look at French Women's cans.
He seemed to have a few fans.
But most of them didn't have nice cans.
I suck at this...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

jdcamb took a stab at a verse
He just couldn't get it at first
If he keeps it up
He'll manage it, yup
Avoiding the word slinger's hearse

 

[johnbryanpeters]

And then there's our homeboy, ol' Dirt
Whose mass flabbergasts a big shirt
A heart made of gold
Is hidden, it's told
In the gunt 'neath the shirt of McGirk

 

[Nick]

OMG this thread is back!
as wordsmiths you're all quick whack
I've got vodka on ice
these grilled chops sure smell nice
I've been craving them all day like crack

 

[binary visions]

The Bills got themselves a nice win
It gave me a hint of a grin
Let's hope they don't choke,
With their season a joke,
Thus leaving me full of chagrin.

 

[HAB]

The Bills are a terrible team
There's no one they can possibly cream
They will surely fail
There's no hope they'll prevail
Might as well get trashed on Jim Beam

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

The limerick thread has now been changed
Another lame thread about games
This site is so full
Of crappy sport bull
I can't believe how long I've stayed

 

[HAB]

This asshole named craboe stretchpants
is scared of benign **** like ants
such a pussy is he
small insects he does flee
lest they lure him into a trance

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

HAB turned to personal attacks
And this I surely did not ask
Lets keep this thread clean
No need to be mean
Besides, you smell like JonKranked's ass

 

[jonKranked]

HAB turned to personal attacks
And this I surely did not ask
Lets keep this thread clean
No need to be mean
Besides, you smell like JonKranked's ass

my ass is clean
unlike your limp shriveled peen
don't drag me into this sh*t
i used to be a juggalo

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

JK is back from who knows where
I don't think anyone did care
That he had been gone
For so goddamn long
Wish he would again disappear

 

[HAB]

Crabjoe sounds kinda butthurt
And thinks with jonkranked I do flirt
I'm sorry you mad
I thought fun was to be had
Didn't mean to insult you you twerp

 

[jonKranked]

Crabjoe sounds kinda butthurt
And thinks with jonkranked I do flirt
I'm sorry u mad
I thought fun was to be had
Didn't mean to insult you you twerp

fixed

 

[jonKranked]

JK is back from who knows where
I don't think anyone did care
That he had been gone
For so goddamn long
Wish he would again disappear

during my absence
i was living in tents
painting my face yo
and drinking faygo
now that i'm back you're still dumber than me being a juggalo

 

[dan-o]

These rhymes are foul like maggots
They stink worse than 10 day old haddocks
This thread couldn't get more nasty
Without mentioning Sydasti
Go fvck yourselves you spandex-clad faggots

 

[HAB]

my ass is clean
unlike your limp shriveled peen
don't drag me into this sh*t
i used to be a juggalo

JonKranked finds this rhyme scheme hard
It's 'cause he's kind of a tard
These lines he can't cout
his failure I'll tout
He's also a huge pile of lard

 

[HAB]

These rhymes are foul like maggots
They stink worse than 10 day old haddocks
This thread couldn't get more nasty
Without mentioning Sydasti
Go fvck yourselves you spandex-clad faggots

dan-o is bringing the hate
for a real response I might wait
I am kinda drunk
but you smell like a skunk
go gargle dirt mcgirk's taint

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Dan is a real life Brad Garrett
But he's also a big faggot
I will say that now
Because I know how
To avoid getting my ass kicked

 

[dan-o]

My rhymes are free of hate
The words merely injected to bait
But, a warning to Joe
For this he should know
I'm going deliver a beat-down that is first rate

 

[HAB]

I mostly meant not to offend
but it's really hard not to pretend
that jonkranked's not a cunt
his fat ass I'll punt
all the way to London's west end

 

[SkaredShtles]

WTF happened to ito??

 

[dan-o]

SS failed to rhyme
He disappoints all the time
Pack your bags, call the porter
We'll show you no quarter
Where's your cab, do you need a dime?

 

[HAB]

WTF happened to ito??

You can't figure out his new name?
for stupidity you're sure to blame
I think he got banned
and his posts I have panned
but he sure sounds mostly the same

 

[binary visions]

You can't figure out his new name?
for stupidity you're sure to blame
I think he got banned
and his posts I have panned
but he sure sounds mostly the same

The Ito has never been banned,
nor fired, or otherwise canned.
Mods are oft blamed,
ill deeds are proclaimed,
in events that we've had no hand.

 

[binary visions]

This recent rhyme quality's lacked.
I feel our members have slacked.
I'm doing my bit,
but do you give a sh*t?
Do my words even have an impact?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

This recent rhyme quality's lacked.
I feel our members have slacked.
I'm doing my bit,
but do you give a sh*t?
Do my words even have an impact?

Binary Visions tried but failed
The syllable pattern he bailed
8 8 5 5 8
A fix I await
However all mine I have nailed

 

[johnbryanpeters]

In rhyming or meter etc.
Most posting are failing to fit
If you will write verse
Check on the form first
Lest some of us suffer a fit

 

[binary visions]

The meter, as written, I know.
Not nearly as crucial as flow.
Only half-dull fools,
Are hampered by rules
Poets know what to forego.

 

[binary visions]

The fact is your poem is flawed,
Exposing you as a huge fraud.
"Nailed" is dual-beat,
You horrendous cheat,
So drop your adapted facade.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

The meter, as written, I know.
Not nearly as crucial as flow.
Only half-dull fools,
Are hampered by rules
Poets know what to forego.

You may be at ease with that fact
As you can't quite do it exact
But those so clever
Who can deliver
Write them so that nothing is lacked

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

The fact is your poem is flawed,
Exposing you as a huge fraud.
"Nailed" is dual-beat,
You horrendous cheat,
So drop your adapted facade.

huh?