[BurlyShirley]

Allow me to rephrase:

"Jesustarded"

To be sarious, Mormons don't live in Salt Lake...

Still though

George W. Bush won every county in Utah and received his largest margin of victory, with an overwhelming 46 percentage points.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

To make a long story short we took a 1 inch hole saw cut holes in the drywall and filled the mutual wall cavaites up with that "great stuff" spray foam and spackled over the holes. It saved us some hassle and saved our friendship.

When I first got done reading the bold text, I thought the post was going to end in a "Dear Penthouse" kinda way.

I'm disappointed.

 

[ultraNoob]

...He gave her a key (which we stole from her key ring) and she was over showering, watching TV, etc when he was not there. ...

hey, so long as she left the door open when she showered, walked around nekked, and occasionally gave a reach around, I think I woulda been fine with it... so long as she was at least semi-hot

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Your best bet is convert to Judaism, the rules are way easier.

 

[DavidMakalaster]

Your roomate is clearly a Muslim. Call the Department of Homeland Security immediately. We may be a hotter color for a few days but it's worth it for freedom.

 

[OGRipper]

Wow, we are slipping. I can't believe nobody has made any altar boy jokes yet.

 

[ultraNoob]

Ask your roomie if he doesn't mind if guys sleep over. Then invite a few of your altar boy_friends and see if he likes that better.

how's that? slippin but still on track

 

[bluebug32]

 

[MMike]

Maybe he needs an angry pirate.

 

[$tinkle]

Maybe he needs an angry pirate.

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2682457&postcount=63

wha happend? did his accent throw you off?

 

[MMike]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2682457&postcount=63

wha happend? did his accent throw you off?

Damn....like I actually READ the whole thread. It's like 9 pages long!

How 'bout a dirty sanchez? Anyone use that yet? Or a REVERSE dirty sanchez?

 

[loco-gringo]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2682457&postcount=63

wha happend? did his accent throw you off?

MMike is dumb. What more answer do you need???

 

[moff_quigley]

It's like 9 pages long!

noob!

edit: uber noob!

 

[1453]

Just to give some background, I am in graduate school studying Christian religion, as is my roommate (I moved in in August). He's German, pretty normal guy, very reserved, fairly religious.

so what's the surprise here?


btw in what branch is he participating?

 

[jimmydean]

How 'bout a dirty sanchez? Anyone use that yet? Or a REVERSE dirty sanchez?

He's German, give him a Hitler. That would be awesome.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

He's German, give him a Hitler. That would be awesome.

Damn straight!!!!