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Scumbag jerk off asshat... Who voted for this tool sock?

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
wtfs going on.

Seeing as how I'll be of voting age next election I should probably care a little bit more about whats going on. Or not. Just no Hilary. I'll move to Canada, ideally Whistler.
Consider this... if she can fix the financial mess that we're in by using Bill and his Admin that he had, we should be grateful.

The best part of politics here are when everybody starts with the "I'll move to Canada" bullsh*t. If you're going to move, man up. Move to Mexico. That will show me something.
amen.
 

stinkyboy

Plastic Santa
Jan 6, 2005
15,187
1
¡Phoenix!
Yeah, define "live as Americans" for me. My decision not to vote is based on pure laziness. Nothing is more american than that.

That is a sad reality.


I'm an old man that lives in the shadow of my grandfather and my father, but sadly in the pussy world that is now America.

I will never bite my tongue when truth is needed, and never not throw a punch despite the repercussions when a situation needs correction.

Fuq it, maybe I am needed back in Ireland...
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
That is a sad reality.


I'm an old man that lives in the shadow of my grandfather and my father, but sadly in the pussy world that is now America.

I will never bite my tongue when truth is needed, and never not throw a punch despite the repercussions when a situation needs correction.

Fuq it, maybe I am needed back in Ireland...

Oh for f*cks sakes, save the drama. You back on the sauce or something?
 

SVPPB

Monkey
May 13, 2007
682
0
Everyone forgets that NY, CA and FL do not represent all the votes needed to swing an office for the Democrats. Without swinging a few of the red-ish states, its just not going to happen.

My mom is a die hard democrat, and she won't go anywhere near Hillary. Mind you mom was at Berkeley during the 60's riots and the dirty tree huggers, and has voted even so far down the toilet as mike dukakis...

When I asked her if she was going to vote for Hillary, she looked me right in the eye and said "No ****ing way. If that dumb bitch can't secure a redneck's zipper, then how can we hope she'll deal with the cluster the Shrub is leaving?"

If she can't get my mom, she can't win.
Which means you'll get Romney.

if you like kinky sex, strange pills, loud music, or anything not the PXN network, you might want to make travel plans.
 

SVPPB

Monkey
May 13, 2007
682
0
Damn dude, did someone steal your black cherry?
And my rectal cherry too.
I am one cherryless, half drunk, pissed off male between the ages of 18 and 35. I am the key demographic for a revolution.

Now if only I could get off my ass and stop watching clown porn.
 

SVPPB

Monkey
May 13, 2007
682
0
When "2girls1cup" starts turning me on is about the same time I began to worry.

Currently, I am quite worried.
 

SVPPB

Monkey
May 13, 2007
682
0
Truth be told... we all knew that when you left her *shrugs* well, go get some snowbunny tail.
Really? I hadn't planned on it happening, but it looks like she's going insane, my life is going another direction, and we'd be better off without each other. It sucks, but what can you do. Then again, we've been together for 12 years, so its going to be all sorts of goofy.

Thankfully I have a gallon of Crown and a gallon of Patron, so I will be ok.

Now if I can just tap that English girl I work with at Squaq...
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Really? I hadn't planned on it happening, but it looks like she's going insane, my life is going another direction, and we'd be better off without each other. It sucks, but what can you do. Then again, we've been together for 12 years, so its going to be all sorts of goofy.

Thankfully I have a gallon of Crown and a gallon of Patron, so I will be ok.

Now if I can just tap that English girl I work with at Squaq...
Insane how?
 

SVPPB

Monkey
May 13, 2007
682
0
Insane how?
Opening my mail.
Calling everyone in my cell phone bill at 3 in the morning, asking how they knew "her husband."
Blowing $3k on shoes, in a day.
Threatening old friends of mine, telling them to "avoid indiscretions" that "could end friendships."
Calling business associates and blowing a $20k deal I had working.

Its been fantastic.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Opening my mail.
Calling everyone in my cell phone bill at 3 in the morning, asking how they knew "her husband."
Blowing $3k on shoes, in a day.
Threatening old friends of mine, telling them to "avoid indiscretions" that "could end friendships."
Calling business associates and blowing a $20k deal I had working.

Its been fantastic.
Eh, you probably did something to make her think that you're leaving her, so she's freaking out. I wonder what made her think that you were leaving. Maybe the moving 2000 miles?

Dude, go home and fix your marriage.
 

SVPPB

Monkey
May 13, 2007
682
0
Man, there are no jobs.
We have bills, just like everyone else.

You're right though, that was the logic she employed as to justify why she went full metal jacket on my life.
 

wannabeabonedoc

Turbo Monkey
Apr 19, 2004
1,034
1
Wytheville Virginia
I don't know anything about alcohol amounts, but a half gallon of Crown seems like a crap-ton to drink at once....

You should just finish it off and then go out and cause a ruckus a la www.tuckermax.com. Though most of his stories make my BS-meter go off, they're still funny....
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Man, there are no jobs.
We have bills, just like everyone else.

You're right though, that was the logic she employed as to justify why she went full metal jacket on my life.
well, whatever happens, best of luck. Sounds like a crappy situation.

(my first marriage ended in 2000, so i have some idea)